00:04Wow, Gia. You're beautiful today. Even after flying for so many hours, you're just gorgeous.
00:11When you land, you're going to find a hot man to marry. That's all that's missing in your life.
00:18And he's gonna be rich, of course.
00:20You just have the it factor, the essence of beauty. You go, girl!
00:25Uh, excuse me, there's more people wanting to use the restroom?
00:28Just a minute. Don't you know you're not supposed to rush a lady in the bathroom?
00:33But you've been in there for 30 minutes. What possibly can you be doing in there?
00:37How can you ask me that? That is none of your business.
00:41Alright, I'll give you two more minutes. If you don't leave the bathroom, I'll have to do something about it.
00:45And what are you going to do about it? Break the door?
00:49Yes, if I have to.
00:50Gia, don't pay attention to these people. They're too negative and want to bring you down.
00:53You are amazing. And no one can ruin your day.
00:58Oh my god, you are just too beautiful for this world.
01:061, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:081, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:10This is not working. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
01:15I was taking an office job years ago. This is too much for even me.
01:19Hey, uh, you doing okay, Hugo?
01:22Yeah, Frank, I'm just trying to calm myself down.
01:26Aren't you supposed to be, uh, you know, piloting the airplane?
01:29Ha, you're funny. But no, I'm just stretching my legs while the co-pilot takes over for the moment.
01:34Yeah, I think I know how airplanes work. I think.
01:38You know, I actually need to use the bathroom. The one for the pilots is broken.
01:42Well, there's this passenger who's been there for over 30 minutes. I don't know what to tell you, man.
01:46What? Is the passenger okay?
01:48Yeah, but I honestly have no idea what she's doing in there. She's taking forever.
01:54Alright. Well, maybe we should go talk to her. I really need to use the toilet.
01:59Let's go, man.
02:00Cool.
02:02Hi, Gia. When you land, you're going to find a hot man to marry. That's all that's missing from your
02:07life. And he's gonna be rich, of course.
02:10Ma'am, I brought someone who really needs to use the bathroom. I need you to leave immediately.
02:14What now? What do you want? I am busy here.
02:18I told you someone needs to use the bathroom. You can't stay in there all day. You've been in there
02:22long enough. Someone else needs to use it.
02:24Oh, really? Are you seriously telling me to leave because of someone else? What about my needs?
02:32Ma'am, we really need the bathroom. Please just wrap it up now.
02:35Ma'am, again, you have to leave immediately.
02:37I'll leave when I'm ready. You don't get to tell me when I go. You don't have the right.
02:43I'm the pilot and I really need to use the bathroom pronto.
02:47Oh. You have such a deep voice. Are you rich? Being a pilot?
02:55What are you... What are you talking about, ma'am? Please leave now.
03:00You've been in there for way too long. It's time to get out. Come on. Come on.
03:04We won't wait much longer.
03:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be out when I'm done. Keep your panties on.
03:11I'm warning you. You're not gonna get away with this.
03:13I don't know what's up with you two, but this airline is terrible and you're harassing me.
03:21I need to use this bathroom and I'll leave when I'm ready.
03:24You've been in there for over 30 minutes. There's no way you need to stay in there any longer.
03:28Are you feeling unwell? Maybe you're afraid of flying?
03:32I've never felt better. You two need to leave me alone.
03:36You've had more than enough time. You need to come out now.
03:40You're so rude. If you keep banging on the door like that, you're gonna break it.
03:43If it takes it to get you out, I will break the door.
03:46Hugo, calm down. I'll handle this.
03:50Okay. All right. Here's the deal, ma'am. I'm gonna count to five.
03:54And if you don't leave by the time I'm done, I'm gonna force the lock and open this door.
03:59These airplane bathroom doors are not very strong. We both know that.
04:03All right, let's do it. Five, four, three, two.
04:09All right, I'll leave.
04:10Finally.
04:15Am I in trouble?
04:16Of course. When we land, you're getting reported. This could happen again.
04:20Oh, no. That's terrible.
04:26You're crazy. Come on, help me out here, Frank.
04:29Oh, don't be so hasty. It's all good. Just, you know, maybe don't spend so long next time.
04:35Of course. I'll do whatever you want. My name's Gia, by the way.
04:39Oh, it's very nice to meet you, Gia. I'm Frank.
04:42Oh, Chante.
04:42Frank, I cannot believe this is happening right now. This is insane.
04:46So, Frank, suddenly you don't have to use the bathroom anymore?
04:48No, Hugo, I'm good now. I've got all the time in the world, it seems.
04:53Well, if you're still in the mood, you can come on in with me. There's plenty of space.
04:58What is going on here? Are you seriously offering to share the bathroom?
05:02Why not? You've got to live a little, right?
05:05Yeah, you go. We've got to live a little.
05:06You're done. You're done. You're both done. I'm not just some random flight attendant.
05:12I'm the undercover CEO of this airline, trying to experience a job for a day, and now you've crossed the
05:16line.
05:17The CEO of this airline?
05:20Yeah, like, wait, what? Sure, buddy. Okay, and I'm the president of the world, okay?
05:25I am the CEO. You two have no idea who you're dealing with right now.
05:29Uh, okay, wait, so you're telling me the CEO of this whole airline, what, he's undercover on this flight, playing
05:38pretend as a flight attendant?
05:39Yeah, what's next? You're going to tell me that you're also a pilot, too, or maybe you've been in disguise
05:44as the food cart guy?
05:45I'm not pretending. I'm doing this as part of an initiative to understand the airline from the ground up.
05:52And now look at the mess you've caused. Pilots can't act this way.
05:55So what, the CEO of an entire airline spends his day handing out peanuts and pretending to be a flight
06:01attendant?
06:01Yeah, and his big undercover mission is stopping us from having a little bit of fun in the bathroom? Real
06:08undercover, huh?
06:10Frank, you think this is a joke? You think I'm lying?
06:14I'll have you know that I'm reporting this to the authorities the minute we land.
06:18Lady, you will never be able to fly with this airline again.
06:21And Frank, you'll probably be fired for misconduct.
06:23Wait. Hold on a second. You're really the CEO?
06:27Yeah, like, dude, are you actually serious right now?
06:30Yes, I am. You really think I'm making this up?
06:34Fine. If that's what it takes, I'll show you.
06:37Look at this. This is my CEO ID card.
06:40I'm the CEO of this airline, and I'm here to make sure that people on board are having a good
06:44experience.
06:45Not, uh, whatever this is.
06:47Oh, my God. He's not kidding.
06:52You really are the CEO.
06:55I told you. Do you believe me now, or?
06:58Uh, well, this is awkward.
07:03That's the CEO. Seriously, I can't believe we just did all this in front of him.
07:08Well, looks like it.
07:11Wow. I thought he was just some crazy guy with a power trip.
07:14Well, look, if I'm gonna be fired, I might as well enjoy the last few minutes of my job, right?
07:22Exactly. Why waste a perfectly good opportunity?
07:25I agree.
07:26Are you serious right now?
07:27You can't leave the co-pilot by himself!
07:30Bye, Hugo.
07:32What are you two thinking?
07:34Come out of there!
07:37All right, calm down.
07:38One, two, three, five, six, eight, just kidding, you hear me?
07:43Seven, eight? No, it's not happening. Nine, ten, ten.
07:49Frank! Crazy lady!
07:51I'm not messing around!
07:53You can't just do this!
07:55Do you know what? I did not sign up for this.
07:59I'm getting an office job.
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