00:01So, today's the big day.
00:03Have you thought about what you want?
00:05I want a cat.
00:06Oh, I don't think our building takes pets.
00:07You own the building.
00:09Okay, first piece for the birthday girl.
00:10And save some for daddy.
00:12Just put it in the freezer next to last year's slice.
00:14What?
00:16Tom Brand excelled at business.
00:18The Firebrand Tower will be the tallest building in North America.
00:21But failed at what mattered most.
00:24Hi, Tom.
00:25Yes, I know. I'm late.
00:27You've got to be here and you have to bring an exceptional gift.
00:33Hello?
00:35Now, a mysterious man.
00:37You look familiar.
00:38I'm Tom Brand. I own Firebrand.
00:40Yes.
00:41I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.
00:45He's about to change everything.
00:47Can I just pick out a cat and then I'll be on my way?
00:49He likes you.
00:50Yeah, keep the change.
00:51Okay, Cass.
00:52I'm sorry?
00:53Let's do this.
01:00So, what are you doing in there?
01:02Wait a minute.
01:04I'm a cat!
01:06Wow!
01:08How do I get out of this?
01:10You haven't been there for your family.
01:12When is daddy going to come home?
01:13As soon as he finishes work.
01:15You have one week to reconnect with them.
01:17Or you're going to be stuck inside that cat.
01:21For the rest of your life.
01:23But I hate cats!
01:24That's what makes this so perfect.
01:26Don't bring that back!
01:28Mr. Fussy Pants?
01:29Fuck!
01:30Seriously?
01:32Who needs a litter box?
01:36Oh!
01:37Hey!
01:39It's not enough to say you love someone.
01:41You have to show it.
01:42You're the best gift I ever got.
01:44Just drown me.
01:46Sometimes I feel like my dad's looking out for me through the cat.
01:49I should have been a better dad.
01:51Alley-oop!
01:52Alley-oop!
01:54Do they make MRIs for cats?
01:56You mean cat scans?
02:01See ya!
02:03Smile for Instagram!
02:05Hey!
02:05No, no, no, no!
02:06Back off!
02:07Hey!
02:09You!
02:10Nailed it.
02:12That cat is so weird.
02:15You gotta show them I'm human.
02:19Here's a new invitation to the whole wide world.
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