00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:08So, tell me friend, have you heard the good news?
00:12Oh, no, I'm...
00:14I'm just fucking with you!
00:17Jesus doesn't give a shit.
00:19Fox Searchlight Pictures invites you...
00:22Driving, asshole!
00:23...to meet a man...
00:24Wilson!
00:25You are such a beautiful girl!
00:27Oh, dude, she needs to leave!
00:30Who wants the world to accept him?
00:31My wife left me 17 years ago.
00:35So, what is in there?
00:37I just need to move on, find somebody new.
00:40Not you, necessarily.
00:41In the worst possible way.
00:43Working man, eh?
00:4440 years from now, you're gonna be on your deathbed saying,
00:47where did it all go?
00:48How did we end up like this?
00:52There's a lot of seats, you know, in this train.
00:57This is you.
00:59Looks like your ex-wife put this girl up for adoption 17 years ago.
01:03I'm a father!
01:05Yes!
01:05That's life!
01:07How could you not tell me that we had a daughter?
01:09Excuse me, do you think I could get this with the aioli on the side as I requested?
01:13Yes.
01:14I think you should know, we have tickets to Wicked.
01:16Hey, dickhead, shut the fuck up!
01:18Can't you see that this woman is having a profound moment?
01:21I said that's life!
01:23You tell me that you don't wanna see your daughter.
01:24What do you wanna do?
01:25Stalk her?
01:26And as funny as it may seem.
01:28Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here.
01:29Hey!
01:30You need to shut the fuck up, you little prick!
01:32That's my daughter!
01:33If you're wondering about the lack of family resemblance, she used to be a real hippo.
01:39Pick myself up and get back in the race!
01:44Yes!
01:45You're bagging me along for this insane insta-family?
01:49You guys are so beautiful.
01:52And I can't deny it!
01:54My ex?
01:55She's a good woman.
01:56I just have to help her embrace her maternal nature.
02:00Sorry, I can't help you with that.
02:02In that case, I guess I'll take a blowjob then.
02:05I am.
02:06I should've brought my wallet.
02:10That is quite a tattoo.
02:13How's that?
02:13It's like the ultimate argument, Ender.
02:16Like, no, I don't want your fucking job.
02:18I want to destroy your entire society.
