00:02.
00:03Remember when you were a kid?
00:05Every day seemed like it was in Technicolor.
00:10And then you grow up.
00:14And you wonder...
00:16How did we end up like this?
00:20There's a lot of seats, you know, in this train.
00:26I'm just lucky I figured it out a long time ago.
00:29Have you heard the good news?
00:31Oh, no, I...
00:32I'm just messing with you.
00:35Life is lonely and miserable.
00:38You are such a beautiful girl.
00:41Hey, dude.
00:41Wilson, she needs to leave.
00:43My wife left me 17 years ago.
00:46What? What is in there?
00:48I just need to move on, find somebody new.
00:51Not you, necessarily.
00:56There she is.
00:57Looks like your ex-wife put this girl up for adoption 17 years ago.
01:01I'm a father!
01:03Yes!
01:03That's life!
01:05That's life!
01:06How could you not tell me that we had a daughter?
01:08What do you want, Wilson?
01:10Don't you want to see her in the flesh?
01:12What do you want to do, stalk her?
01:17Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here.
01:19Hey!
01:19You need to shut up!
01:20That's my daughter!
01:21If you're wondering about the lack of family resemblance, she used to be a real hippo.
01:28I cannot believe that you're begging me along for this insane insta-family!
01:32You guys are so beautiful.
01:41Yes!
01:44We all want people to love us for exactly who we are.
01:49So, we gotta make the best of what we have.
01:55Oh man, I think I wet myself a little bit.
01:59That is quite a tattoo.
02:02How's that?
02:02It's like the ultimate argument ender.
02:05Like, no, I don't want your job.
02:07I want to destroy your entire society.
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