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00:12Hello, I'm Earth-Space Defense Director David Levinson
00:18and I just wanted a quick moment
00:21to get together with Mr..
00:24Is it Goldbloom or Goldblum?
00:26Goldbloom!
00:26It's Goldblum, I'm so sorry, with Jeff Goldblum
00:30because it seems that we're ever since the War of 96
00:33where we get mixed up for one another
00:36and I just wanted to clear the air
00:38and here we are together, you can see for yourself
00:41I don't know, now that I see you
00:43the resemblance is fleeting or...
00:47Well, um, you think so?
00:50I kind of think there's a similarity.
00:52Well, I'm six, four, I guess we've got...
00:56Can I take a look at your eyes?
00:58You want to take your glasses off?
00:59My glasses here.
01:00Oh, look at that.
01:02We do wear the same frames, that's very...
01:04Yeah, I guess we chose the same frames.
01:07In any case, my eyes are mahogany,
01:11yours are kind of a...
01:13Yours look like a glass of brandy on a table
01:17as the sun comes in the window at sunset, you know?
01:20Really?
01:21Well, I guess that's an actor talking, but anyway.
01:23And are you aware of any of my, uh, acting?
01:27You were in 9 to 5, weren't you?
01:299 to 5.
01:30You were the boss and they trust you up there at the end?
01:33I think you might be mixing me up with Dabney Coleman.
01:35Oh, Dabney Coleman?
01:36No, that wasn't me.
01:37Coleman, Goldblum, I guess that's where I got...
01:39That's where I got that.
01:41He's also tall, isn't he?
01:42And you play a lot of kind of...
01:45Well, I'm unfamiliar.
01:46But you're a musical, you say.
01:47I think I know you from back in the Woodstock days.
01:51You were in a band, Sha-na-na.
01:53You were Bowser.
01:54Bowser.
01:55I like...
01:56No?
01:56No.
01:57No.
01:58I'm sorry, no.
01:59I'm sorry.
01:59I wasn't Bowser and Sha-na-na.
02:01No, no, no.
02:01I've played a couple of scientists
02:02and I've pretended to be smart,
02:05but you're a real, real smarty pants.
02:07and thank you, heartfelt thank you
02:10to the, you know, legions of people
02:13who admire you and hold you in the greatest esteem.
02:16Oh, it's my pleasure.
02:17It really wasn't me, certainly not by myself.
02:21I had a lot of brave and ingenious people
02:25who luckily helped me.
02:27Well, some, but you were pivotal.
02:31Anyway, I'm pestering you.
02:33Thank you.
02:33It's so nice to meet you.
02:34If you have a device, I don't know what,
02:36you must have all sorts of technological fancy, fancy things.
02:40Yeah, I have no device on me,
02:42so I, you know, we'll, you know, exchange if you like afterwards.
02:48Okie dokie, thanks.
02:49Great to...
02:50Do I?
02:50Okay.
02:51Great to meet you, Jeff.
02:53Dave Clevinson.
02:54Thanks for doing this.
02:54Wow.
02:55Thanks, guys.
02:55Thank you.
02:57Thank you.
03:00I see my dreams.
03:06Stanno tornando.
03:07Stanno tornando.
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