00:04Grazie a tutti.
00:30Grazie a tutti.
00:32You need to take responsibility for your life and it starts by raising your son.
00:37I'm sorry, I literally have no idea what you're talking about.
00:41The young orphan you adopted at the gala.
00:45I thought I was being sarcastic.
00:47Hello, secret camera.
00:50What?
00:52It's the Batcave.
00:54Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my
00:58gosh.
00:59Oh, Batman, whoa.
01:02You're darn right, whoa.
01:04Wait, does Batman live in Bruce Wayne's basement?
01:06No, Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic.
01:09Wow, do I get a costume?
01:10Don't touch that.
01:12Woohoo!
01:13The mariachi.
01:14That one is culturally insensitive.
01:16Night terror.
01:16What do we think of this?
01:17Glam bat.
01:17This one.
01:18Absolutely not.
01:19Wait, what's that one there?
01:20I love it.
01:21My only trouble is his pants are just a little tight.
01:23I got an idea.
01:25Rip.
01:25That's better.
01:26Now I'm free.
01:27Now I'm moving.
01:28Come on, Batman.
01:29Let's get grooving.
01:30I can only look you in the eyes right now.
01:32Are you ready to follow Batman and maybe learn a few life lessons along the way?
01:38I sure am.
01:39But first, where's the seatbelt?
01:41The first lesson is life doesn't give you seatbelts.
01:51Alfred, I have incredible reflexes.
02:00Oh, oh my goodness.
02:02I am so sorry.
02:03Soon as I get back to the Batcave, I will make sure that Alfred puts seatbelts on there.
02:08But for the time being, I'm just going to put my arm right here.
02:10And we're just going to gently ease out of here.
02:14Real gentle-like.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Ah, you know what it is.
02:19Everything I do, how I do it, babe.
02:35All right.
02:37Grazie.
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