00:26Do you think Amy Schumer would like me?
00:30No.
00:31Why? It's not like I'm perpetually armed or at sundown I turn into one of those vampires
00:36with no sense of humor or I have that plant strapped to me that only blooms once every
00:40fifty years and smells disgusting.
00:41What plant?
00:42That plant, that plant.
00:43People line up to see even though it smells like dead fish.
00:46What are you doing?
00:47Looking up that plant.
00:48Oh, this is not a teachable moment.
00:50We're having a very serious conversation here.
00:52Hmm, corpse flower.
00:53Some only bloom once a decade.
00:54Hmm.
00:55Happy?
00:56I like knowing things.
00:57Tell me, why wouldn't Amy Schumer like me?
01:00Water sports.
01:01What?
01:02Every single time I see her in a magazine, she's on vacation doing water sports.
01:06Oh, no.
01:07That would not work at all.
01:14Do you think John Oliver would find me hot?
01:22No?
01:23No.
01:24No.
01:24No.
01:24No.
01:25Take care at home.
01:27Don't shop on the spot.
01:27No?
01:27No.
01:27Grazie per la visione!
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