Vai al lettorePassa al contenuto principale
  • 4 minuti fa
Divertente video intitolato Team Thor, presentato al San Diego Comic Con 2016. Il video fa parte degli extra della versione home video di Captain America: Civil War.
Trascrizione
00:00.
00:08I guess I'm just taking a break.
00:10We had this really cool adventure saving Earth...
00:13...and I was pretty happy.
00:15Anyway, so I needed some me time and I came to Australia.
00:19And that's when I moved in with...Darrel.
00:22Hello.
00:23And, uh, here we are.
00:25You know, it's a nice flat, as you can see.
00:27And we get along well.
00:28I guess I just wanted to be around average, everyday people.
00:33Daryl is an average, sorta, everyday guy.
00:36So, it works out well.
00:38While I'm here, I'm trying to get involved with the locals.
00:41Who's this purple weirdo?
00:42Legion!
00:43Surprised you actually knew who that was.
00:45To give back to the community.
00:50Daryl here is helping me craft an electronic letter.
00:53I'm writing to Captain America and Iron Man.
00:55There seems to be something very intense going on between them,
00:57and I want to offer my help, my services.
01:00Dear Tony Stark, how's it going?
01:02I heard you and Captain America were having some relationship problems.
01:07Dear Steve Rogers, do you remember when I goaded you into killing those prisoners
01:12and you made me swear to never tell the other Avengers?
01:16If there's any other secrets you need kept, just let me know,
01:20because I'm not up to much.
01:22I have to know what.
01:25What are you doing later?
01:27I'm just working.
01:29What's he doing?
01:31He's working.
01:32Keep out, Daryl.
01:37Costume for battles.
01:39Little Mjolnir over here taking a nap.
01:41A little bit of something I've been roasting in the sun for a number of weeks now,
01:45and it's almost ready.
01:48Delicious.
01:48Question, what are infinity stones?
01:52A whole lot of information and ideas and what I like to call little clues speckled around the place.
01:59And who is the man in the purple chair?
02:00He's purple.
02:01He's a magic glove.
02:02He doesn't like standing up.
02:04Fury.
02:05What does he really know?
02:07And is Fury his real name?
02:09Or is it actually pronounced furry?
02:11Little Mjolnir here.
02:12Pair of sunglasses in case it gets bright on the rainbow bridge, which often it does.
02:16Or if you lift up this little thing.
02:18What's he holding?
02:19Me.
02:21I never wear cutoffs.
02:23How do I keep waking up in cutoffs?
02:25Normal pad's going in.
02:26Cutoff's coming out.
02:28Yoo-hoo.
02:28Hmm.
02:30Oh, by the way, have you heard from Tony Stark and Captain America?
02:36They didn't contact you?
02:37I haven't received a single phone call.
02:41One second.
02:42I'll, uh...
02:44Hey, T-Bone.
02:45How many times do we have to go over this?
02:47No amount of money is going to get me to join your little pissing contest.
02:52What?
02:52Here.
02:53Talk to Thor.
02:53Yeah.
02:54He's sort of been waiting to hear from you.
02:55I have him right here.
02:56Oh, you can't right now?
02:58Okay.
02:58Am I disappointed that they didn't invite me to fight with him?
03:02Um.
03:04No.
03:05He doesn't know how to get in touch with you.
03:07I don't have a phone.
03:08He doesn't have a phone.
03:10Send a raven.
03:11I'd just start my own team.
03:13Team Thor, of course.
03:15And it would be me.
03:17And Daryl.
03:19Just us.
03:20Right, D?
03:21Yep.
Commenti

Consigliato