00:02You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead.
00:06Cool.
00:07How did I die?
00:09Are you sure you want to hear?
00:10You were struck by a truck advertising an erectile dysfunction pill called engorgulate.
00:17Funnily enough, the first EMT to arrive was an ex-boyfriend of you.
00:21Okay, that's, I get it, thank you.
00:23You're okay, Eleanor. You're in the good place.
00:26You are here because you got innocent people off death row.
00:31You are my soulmate.
00:33Cool, bring it in, man.
00:36You'll stand by my side no matter what, right?
00:38Of course I will.
00:39I wasn't a lawyer. There's been a big mistake.
00:42I'm not supposed to be here.
00:46Wait, what?
00:47Are you sure this isn't you?
00:48I got my name right, but nothing else.
00:51Somebody royally forked up.
00:53Why can't I say fork?
00:54If you're trying to curse, you can't hear.
00:56That's bullshit.
00:57Tell me one good thing that you did on Earth.
01:00Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
01:02Do you have a second to eat my farts?
01:04Oh.
01:05I can't risk going to the bad place.
01:08Maybe it's not all that bad.
01:10Well, that's Janet.
01:10Hey, Janet.
01:11Hi there.
01:12How can I help you?
01:13What is the bad place like?
01:15I can only play you a brief audio clip
01:18of what is happening there right now.
01:24Well, it doesn't sound awesome.
01:27Hello.
01:28Can I just say, I love your house.
01:31It's just so teensy.
01:33Oh, hello.
01:34Oh, just a big, beautiful cartoon giraffe.
01:37Cheers.
01:38I'm a condescending bench.
01:41Okay.
01:4330 glasses of wine and no hangover.
01:46This place rules.
01:48These people might be good,
01:51but are they really that much better than me?
01:53Did you fill your bra with shrimp?
01:56No.
01:58Yes.
02:00So who was right?
02:02Every religion guessed about 5%,
02:05except for Doug Forsett.
02:06One night he got high on mushrooms
02:08and got like 92% correct.
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