00:03I am not the person you think I am. That's what you people can't seem to understand. I am not
00:08a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad.
00:12Then why are you staying in a hotel?
00:14Because, Sarah, the show is putting me up and it's going to be like a gorgeous room.
00:18Then call mom and tell her.
00:20You know what, Sarah? You call mom and tell her that.
00:22I talk to mom every day. You guys have probably spoken in two years.
00:26Give me peanut butter! Stop it, Cooper!
00:28Joe, could you take care of Michael and Jekyll just for a second?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:32How's Joe, by the way? Are things any better?
00:35We decided to do that thing I was telling you about.
00:38Oh, counseling?
00:40Yeah. Kitty just called her.
00:42Sarah, she knows I'm coming. She could have called me.
00:44And you know what, I don't have time for this.
00:46Jonathan's going to be here any second and I haven't even started my Cornish hens.
00:50You're cooking Cornish hens?
00:51Yeah.
00:53Why?
00:55Oh.
00:56What happened?
00:59What am I going to do, Kevin? Help me.
01:00Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas, and chicken broth?
01:05No peas, but oh, you know what? I do have a little sage left over from the dead chickens.
01:10Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for.
01:14And that was too gay a sentence even for me.
01:17Now, about our dear mother.
01:19I'm not calling her.
01:26Hi, mister.
01:27Oh, you have a kitchen crisis face.
01:28Oh, is it that obvious?
01:30Not in the billowing smoke.
01:32Oh, whoa, kids, I'm still on the phone here.
01:36Sorry, it's Kevin.
01:38Look, go have your lurid hot sex date with your gorgeous boyfriend and I'll take care of mom.
01:43Oh, don't take care of mom.
01:44All I'm saying is you want me to call her and make a case.
01:47A case for what?
01:48I have a right of safe return, Kevin, to L.A.
01:51It's guaranteed in the Constitution.
01:52If you really want to do me a favor, tell the rest of the family not to call me
01:56so that I can have my lurid hot sex date with my gorgeous boyfriend.
02:02Is that what this is?
02:03Yeah.
02:06Good, because I just saw dinner.
02:07Mm-hmm.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:15Oh, no, don't talk, talk.
02:17I'm not even going to.
02:20Oh, God, God, I'm going to kill them.
02:23Which one?
02:24Oh!
02:29Kitty.
02:30Tommy.
02:30You want me to pick you up from the airport tomorrow?
02:33Uh, can you hold on a sec?
02:36God.
02:41Hello, Justin.
02:42Look, I'll pick you up.
02:43Don't listen to Tommy.
02:45Where are you?
02:46I'm at Zuma.
02:47I'm with Tommy right now.
02:48He's being a total asshat.
02:49You know what?
02:50You guys are both being asshats.
02:51Didn't Kevin tell you not to call?
02:53Tommy, thank you for the offer.
02:54Justin, I will see you at the airport.
02:57Goodbye.
02:59I'm sorry.
03:00It's my family.
03:05I'm sorry.
03:06It hasn't been a very romantic farewell.
03:08Well, it's only a farewell for a few days.
03:10Unless you get that job.
03:13I love you.
03:14I love you, too.
03:16I love you, too.
03:18Sisters and brothers.
03:20Brothers and sisters.
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