00:00You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead.
00:04Cool.
00:06This location, the afterlife, come on.
00:09I heard the pitch, I said let's go for it.
00:11I heard then Ted was signing on, I thought...
00:14Take two.
00:14I have been obsessed with Ted Danson.
00:17In fact, when we first met, we were standing in the lobby of a hotel
00:20and I happened to divulge that I was checked into the hotel
00:23under one of his previous character names.
00:27I've done a fair amount of TV shows.
00:30I have never ever seen this.
00:32You're in the good place because you got innocent people off death row.
00:36I wasn't a lawyer.
00:38There's been a big mistake.
00:39I'm not supposed to be here.
00:42Wait, what?
00:43Are you sure this isn't you?
00:45They got my name right, but nothing else.
00:47Somebody royally forked up.
00:49Why can't I say fork?
00:50If you're trying to curse, you can't hear.
00:52That's bullshit.
00:53Tell me one good thing that you did on Earth.
00:56Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
00:58Do you have a second to eat my farts?
01:00Oh.
01:03How about two?
01:05I can't risk going to the bad place.
01:07Maybe it's not all that bad.
01:09We'll ask Janet.
01:09Hey, Janet.
01:10Hi there.
01:11How can I help you?
01:12What is the bad place like?
01:14I can only play you a brief audio clip of what is happening there right now.
01:19Okay.
01:20Oh, no!
01:22Oh, my God!
01:23Well, it doesn't sound awesome.
01:25We've been trying to do something together since we first worked together, and I am so excited
01:30that this is the one.
01:32Me too.
01:33So who is right?
01:34I mean, about all of this.
01:36Every religion guessed about 5% except for Doug Forsyth.
01:39One night, he got really high on mushrooms and got like 92% correct.
01:45We'll be right back.
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