00:01I want this.
00:03I'll give you a buck for it.
00:04No way, the tag says 12.
00:06Nine bucks, and I'll give you some free business advice.
00:09Deal.
00:11So, what's the advice?
00:13This is an original 1970s East-West calfskin motorcycle jacket in perfect condition.
00:20Know what your shit's worth?
00:22Because you just got played.
00:26So what exactly is your business?
00:29You know how people flip houses?
00:32Well, I flip clothes.
00:37Boom!
00:38Dollar dollar bills, y'all.
00:43Damn.
00:44Unless you want the HPV, you better close your legs, girl.
00:47This shit is everywhere.
00:48It's in the walls.
00:53I could, like, live doing this forever.
00:56Never have to get another job again.
00:59Good.
01:00Those shoes are ridiculous.
01:02I don't know why, but I like you.
01:03Maybe you should, uh, pick up a couple Red Bulls and some Band-Aids, because I'm gonna fuck you.
01:08Your generation is so fucked up.
01:12Low overhead, steady demand, high margins.
01:15You're killing it.
01:22Once you lose eBay's trust, it holds a grudge.
01:29I think the best thing for you would be to move back home so I can keep an eye on.
01:34No way.
01:34I am not selling stuffed animals out of my bedroom.
01:38Start my own site.
01:39Maybe it'll work.
01:41Maybe it won't.
01:42But it'll be mine.
01:48What's that?
01:49It's a telethon thermometer.
01:51It strongly resembles a penis.
01:52Well, we are at half-chub now.
01:59We sold out!
02:02O-M-F-T.
02:05Sorry, typo.
02:06I meant, oh my fucking God.
02:23Go ahead.
02:24Underestimate me.
02:26I've got it all figured out.
02:31I've got it all figured out.
02:33I'm anything euros.
02:34There you are.
02:34I'm nothing.
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