00:00I'd like to quiz you on your movie career
00:02be so kind to subject yourself to it
00:04now what we're going to do is
00:06we went to the farmer's market
00:07we asked some people to read a movie line
00:10and you're going to have to guess
00:11if this is the line you said in a movie
00:13or somebody else said it
00:14or you just made it up
00:16yeah exactly
00:17now here we go
00:18let's start with the first gentleman
00:21you shut your face
00:22if we want to hear you talk
00:24I will shove my arm up your ass
00:26and work your mouth like a puppet
00:28ok
00:30did you say that
00:31yes I did
00:31you did let's find out
00:33shut your face
00:34if we want to hear you talk
00:35I will shove my arm up your ass
00:37and work your mouth like a puppet
00:38there you go ok
00:40one for one
00:42next up
00:42I eat every mother
00:44thing
00:46did you say that
00:49I said more than that
00:50alright I said that
00:52but I said more than that
00:53so the answer is yes
00:54the answer is yes
00:54let's look at the clip
00:55I ate the butter
00:57I ate every mother
01:02next clip
01:03all I have in this world
01:05are my balls and my word
01:07and I don't break them for anybody
01:09I didn't say that
01:10you did not say that
01:11let's see
01:13all I have in this world
01:14is my balls and my word
01:16and I don't break them for no
01:18you're right
01:19that was Al Pacino and Scarface
01:22are you anxious to see Leo do that over
01:26well I would like to see that
01:27yeah
01:27we're doing a remake
01:28yeah
01:28yeah
01:29alright here we go
01:30next clip
01:31you've been taking them
01:32pills again
01:35did you say that
01:36I said that to Bernie Mac
02:04is that a line that rings true
02:06snakes on the plane
02:07well let's take a look
02:09everybody strap in
02:11I'm about to open the window
02:16you're really nailing this
02:17I guess it makes sense
02:19let's see what we have
02:20some mother
02:20is always trying to ice skate uphill
02:25no
02:26that is not one of your lines
02:28some mother
02:29are always trying to ice skate uphill
02:31okay yes
02:32that is not like the way Wesley did that
02:34he did do it well
02:34he killed it
02:35next up
02:36you ever notice
02:37that you come across somebody
02:39once in a while
02:40that you shouldn't have
02:41with
02:43that's me
02:43is that you
02:45no
02:45that is not you
02:47ever notice how you come across somebody
02:49once in a while
02:50that you shouldn't have
02:51with
02:55that's me
02:57and finally
02:59it's my duty
03:00to please that booty
03:04that's the corniest line in shaft
03:06and people love it
03:07hey well
03:07it's the greatest
03:08it's my duty
03:09to please that booty
03:12thank you
03:13thank you
03:14I don't like
03:14the new world
03:15for the week of tomorrow
03:16very well done
Commenti