00:00Grazie a tutti!
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00:11Grazie a tutti!
00:15Grazie a tutti!
00:16Welcome to the Golden Globes!
00:18Il teleprompter è già stato
00:20quindi è un'altra forma
00:22di cominciare la show!
00:23I can do...
00:25I can do impressions...
00:28What do we do here?
00:29I can think of something...
00:31Cut to Justin Timberlake, please
00:32and then he'll just...
00:34Wink at me or something, yeah.
00:36Yeah, this is great. We have another monitor coming in.
00:38I can just... You know what? I'll make up this monologue.
00:41We're here!
00:42This is what happens at the Golden Globes already!
00:45You have...
00:48Already...
00:52Already you have your Golden Globes moment!
00:55Already. It's already like a gif.
00:57I'm happy I didn't trip already.
00:58It would be like...
00:59It's like just doing a live gif.
01:01Here we go.
01:02This is the Golden Globes,
01:03one of the few places left
01:04where America still honors the popular vote.
01:07But...
01:14But really, this is great, you guys.
01:15You guys are the best of the best!
01:17You're the best of TV!
01:19The best of movies!
01:21The best of music!
01:22I mean, just look at who we have in the room!
01:24I mean, we have Ryan Gosling, right there!
01:26There he is!
01:29Amazing job!
01:31Such an amazing job in La La Land
01:33playing a jazz pianist in Hollywood.
01:36By the way, don't Google Ryan Gosling pianist.
01:38It's a...
01:40Trust me, it's an HR nightmare.
01:41I...
01:42I can't even believe I'm hosting the Golden Globes.
01:44I got advice from everybody.
01:46Chris Rock said,
01:48uh...
01:49A lot of great shows this year!
01:51People vs. OJ gonna win!
01:53People gonna get up there and say,
01:55I couldn't have done it without Ryan Murphy!
01:58I couldn't have done it without my agent!
02:00My manager!
02:02I'll tell you, the one person
02:03who couldn't have done it without...
02:04OJ!
02:06No one's gonna thank OJ!
02:10They'll be thanking the lighting guy!
02:13They'll be thanking the lighting guy!
02:13They're gonna thank the key grip!
02:16No one's gonna thank OJ!
02:20Game of Thrones is nominated tonight!
02:23How great is that!
02:29The show has so many plot twists and shocking moments,
02:33a lot of people have wondered what it would have been like
02:34if King Joffrey had lived!
02:36Well, in 12 days we're gonna find out!
02:38And, uh...
02:44Manchester by the Sea is nominated for five awards!
02:52You might remember Manchester by the Sea for being the only thing from 2016
02:57that was more depressing than 2016!
03:01We have two-time Golden Globe winner and seven-time nominee
03:04Matt Damon here tonight!
03:06Good to see you, bud!
03:07Thank you, pal!
03:09Looking good, buddy!
03:11Of course,
03:12we all know Matt Damon from his greatest acting role
03:15telling Ben Affleck that he liked Batman vs. Superman!
03:21I liked it!
03:22I, uh...
03:22Yes, you did!
03:23The film Florence Foster Jenkins is nominated!
03:29There you go!
03:31The character...
03:31The character has been dubbed the world's worst opera singer!
03:35And even she turned down performing at Donald Trump's inauguration!
03:38It's, uh, tough to book!
03:39It's tough to book!
03:40Amazon did pretty well today!
03:42Eleven nominations for Amazon!
03:47So, Jeff Bezos is here tonight!
03:51Uh, he actually arrived yesterday, but there was no one around to sign for him!
03:54Uh...
03:55It's an Amazon joke!
03:56Uh, thank you, Matt!
03:57I appreciate it!
03:59Of course, as always, the ballots for tonight's Golden Globes were carefully tabulated
04:02by the accounting firm of Ernst & Young & Putin!
04:05Uh, but here we go!
04:09Before we get down to the business of dividing the room between the winners and the extremely fortunate,
04:15uh, I just want to take a moment and say I, and everyone watching at home, appreciate what you do.
04:21I know how much work goes into every movie, every TV show, all the music, so let's make tonight a
04:27celebration!
04:28It's the biggest party of the year!
04:30Woo!
04:31We've got Questlove DJ!
04:35Mister!
04:36And starting us off to present the nominees for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture,
04:41the stars of Deadpool and La La Land, Ryan Reynolds and Emma Stone!
04:45No!
04:45There's a bad boy!
04:45No!
04:45Grazie a tutti.
