00:00I'm a big girl
00:08Okay, before we go
00:09We gotta do Human Frentipede, yeah?
00:11What is a Human Frentipede?
00:13It's a photo we always take that's like the movie Human Centipede
00:15Where they're sewn together, mouth to anus
00:18But it's with friends, so it's special
00:20I get the middle!
00:21Why do you want the middle?
00:24This is it, your bachelorette weekend
00:25We have been dreaming about this moment
00:28This is the first day of freshman year
00:29We're gonna be swimming in dick, girl
00:32Girls, I just got coke from the busboy
00:34What? So everyone's in
00:35I was kind of hoping
00:37That we could make it an early night
00:39That doesn't feel right
00:41Yeah, I don't think so, baby girl
00:47Okay, now put on these fucking sashes
00:49Oh my god, I'm so hot
00:51Baby, got you so nice
00:53You got too much makeup
00:54Now tell me where your face is
00:56Let's get Des a stripper
00:58Yes, yes
01:00You guys, male or female, though?
01:03Male
01:03Male, I'm thinking male for her
01:05Fine
01:09Love her, make her feel special
01:11My turn!
01:13Oh my god
01:15He's dead
01:16Sir?
01:17Oh my god
01:18Oh no
01:19Jesus
01:19No
01:19No, no, no, no
01:20What you gonna do?
01:21What you wanna do?
01:22I know you get that picture
01:24What you gonna do?
01:25What you wanna do?
01:25We are totally fucked
01:26Take my picture
01:28There was this guy in Australia
01:29Who cooked his girlfriend and ate her
01:31Ew!
01:32I can't cause I am vegan
01:34But
01:34Really?
01:35I'm a beautiful girl
01:39I'm a beautiful girl
01:40I'm a beautiful girl
01:42This can still be the best weekend of our fucking lives
01:47I probably have HPV now
01:49Whatever, we all have HPV
01:51I don't have HPV
01:52If you've had sex after the year 1991
01:54Then you do have HPV
01:56Oh, then I have like a shit ton of HPV
01:59Clumps and clumps of it
02:05Okay
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