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00:00Previously on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
00:03You like our fits?
00:05No.
00:07Are you ready?
00:09Let's get you some straight eyes, okay?
00:11My wedding is 10 days away, and I'm getting eye surgery to fix my lazy eye.
00:17Okay, you ready?
00:18Yeah.
00:18It's just scary because you might cut the wrong pipe and I'll be blind.
00:23You never know.
00:24Surgery went beautifully, but that eye's going to be crossed in.
00:27It will take about 7 to 10 days until it's played a bit better.
00:33Have you decided to go to the wedding?
00:36I always be peed, but I don't want, I mean...
00:39You don't know if you're going to go.
00:40It's been signs to know that she still wants me a part of their life, you know?
00:45I'd show up just, even if she didn't really want you there.
00:51Here comes the bride.
00:53All dressed in black.
00:56Our wedding's tomorrow, and I'm feeling anxious.
00:59There's a lot going on.
01:01I'm just hoping and praying my eyes stays open tomorrow.
01:04I want to look perfect in my wedding.
01:06I'll be there in a minute, baby.
01:08And right now, I don't know who the going to show up tomorrow,
01:11and if they're going to be on the best behavior or not.
01:15I don't want my dream wedding turning into a free-for-all show.
01:19I don't know who the going to show up tomorrow, but I don't know who the going to show up
01:26tomorrow.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:35You ready to have fun at the wedding today?
01:37No.
01:41We're finally getting married today.
01:44I already got cold feet.
01:47Yeah, I have no shoes on.
01:50I literally got cold feet.
01:53Good news is my eyes feel so much better since the rehearsal.
01:57So now I'm more nervous about how the boys are going to act in the actual ceremony and
02:01stuff like that, but other than how the boys are acting, the dance is what's got me on
02:06the edge too.
02:09No.
02:13Hello.
02:14Happy wedding day.
02:15Happy wedding day.
02:17The wedding starts at 2 and I got to get my hair and makeup done.
02:21I got to get, you know, my clothes on and try to avoid Brian.
02:26Last night we slept in different rooms because it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.
02:30I don't know why it's bad luck, but I know I didn't do it with Michael and we'd end up
02:34in the divorce, so I ain't taking no damn chances with Brian.
02:37So how you feeling?
02:39I'm all right, just a little anxious.
02:41Your eye looks really good.
02:43I think one of the stitches filed out last night this morning.
02:48My eye's still pulling a little inward, but I'm okay with that because the doctor said
02:52eventually it'll work his way out.
02:54The only problem is my eyes are still a little bit dry and irritated, but hey, at least they're
02:59open.
03:00How did everybody sleep in the hotel?
03:03Any ghosts?
03:04I slept fine.
03:07I've had no ghostly experiences.
03:09The only ghostly experience I will have today is the Holy Ghost.
03:15Yeah, the only bump in my night was Glenn kicking me in the back of the belly.
03:21Has anybody heard from Tammy today?
03:23Nope.
03:26We've not heard if Tammy's coming.
03:28If Tammy shows up, I hope they behave, but then again, I hope all of us behave.
03:32It ain't just them that has explosive tempers.
03:45I'm excited to get all dolled up.
03:47My vision is Victorian elegance, like Cotillion type.
03:52But this lady's going to work cut out for it because let's be real.
03:56I'm more like Cotillion's dirty sister that was in the gutter for a little bit.
04:05So as far as today goes, are you okay to wear lashes?
04:08I don't want, yeah, I don't want lashes.
04:10You don't want lashes?
04:11Okay, but you're fine with like eyeshadow, all the others.
04:14Okay.
04:15The doctor knew about the wedding and didn't say, hey, don't put on forehead makeup, but
04:19I do not risk the glue.
04:21My eyes already come with lashes.
04:23I'm good.
04:27Hello.
04:28How are you?
04:29Good, how are you?
04:30Everything going good?
04:31Yeah.
04:31Got your robe for you.
04:33Oh, that's so pretty.
04:35So it's the wedding day and there is so much to do.
04:38I've got to set up the tables, decorate, put all the decor out, make sure Amy's okay, that
04:45she's not stressing out, check on the wedding party, check with the vendors, and just make
04:50sure that everything's going to be on time.
04:52Everybody's going to be ready to go because I like to run a tight ship.
04:55Do you want to go downstairs and look at the decor?
04:58Yeah.
04:59Okay.
04:59Well, I'll see you in a minute.
05:01Okay.
05:01Okay.
05:05So we're still working on it, but this is the reception area.
05:09I love it.
05:12So let's take a look at some of your decor that you brought.
05:15I think some of these smaller tables, we're going to have to do some of the smaller pieces.
05:19What if we put one of, like, this?
05:22Up there?
05:23Or we can hang it, like...
05:24Yeah.
05:25You like that?
05:26Yeah.
05:28To be honest with you, I'm not really sure where everything should go.
05:31I make them, you make them pretty.
05:33We'll move this one right here.
05:34Like that there?
05:35Okay.
05:35Because it's both nautical.
05:37Oh, yeah.
05:37This one actually lights up, but we don't have to have it lit up.
05:40All right.
05:40I'm going to put this one on this side.
05:43What do you think of my creations?
05:45Oh, my gosh.
05:46I love it.
05:47I handmade each and every one of these centerpieces.
05:49They all go together because they're all gold, but at the end of the day, they're all their
05:54own masterpiece.
05:56Each individual one tells its own personal story.
06:00What does the sloth represent?
06:03I don't know.
06:05Okay.
06:06We've only got one on this one.
06:07I forgot about the shark.
06:09With these candles, I can use several of those.
06:14We've got a mixture of monkeys and crabs, and there was a snake.
06:20I was like, what in the world?
06:22Like, how does this go together?
06:24Like, what is the theme here?
06:26But there's nothing greenery and candles can't save.
06:30Anybody know how to tie a bow tie?
06:32You better hope it's a clip, homie.
06:34Oh.
06:35Is it a real one?
06:36I don't know.
06:37I just seen it in there.
06:37I haven't.
06:38You're out of luck, homie, because I don't know how to do it.
06:40You don't know how?
06:41I don't know.
06:43So I'm getting married today.
06:46Eventually.
06:46Hopefully everything will go smooth.
06:48We'll be right on time, and here in a few hours, I will be married.
06:54So do any of you happen to know what this thing is?
06:58It's a vest.
06:58Or where it goes?
06:59Yeah, over your head.
07:00I did wear a tux at my first wedding, but that's been many moons ago, so I don't really remember
07:07it.
07:07And it's got a lot of different parts and pieces that I don't know what to do with.
07:14You ain't gonna go over my head, yo.
07:17He has clipped his bow tie and trying to slip it over his head like a choker necklace.
07:23And I'm trying to figure out where the hell, in good sense, did he think of this because,
07:29I mean, damn.
07:34No.
07:35Well, it's got a bell call, homie.
07:38Oh, okay.
07:39We're about to get this figured out.
07:42I hope to God this is the last time Brian ever has to dress up in a tux, because he
07:47has
07:48no damn clue what's going on in the kitchen.
07:50And with that being said, we've got to make sure when he leaves this room, he's A1 tip top
07:57pimp.
07:59So, God help me.
08:04Well, I'm finished with you.
08:05I like it.
08:06You're welcome.
08:08Well, I'll let you go ahead and get dressed and get everything going, and then, if you
08:11need anything, I'll leave some touch-up stuff for you out there, okay?
08:13Okay.
08:14All righty.
08:16All I have left is putting on my dress.
08:19The closer I get to walking down the aisle, I'm feeling a little butterflies, but I'm so
08:24excited because I get to marry my best friend.
08:30Come in.
08:45Oh, Lord, what the f*** is going to happen now?
09:04I see a Tammy here.
09:05And I'm like, oh, God.
09:10I was so scared to see her today.
09:12I was like, do I really want to see her?
09:15Like, is she going to make this day about her?
09:17Is she going to, like, yell at me for something?
09:24So I'm here.
09:27You know why I'm here.
09:30Today is Amy's wedding day, and I'm here.
09:34I decided to go to Amy's wedding to support her.
09:37But first, I want to talk with Amy.
09:41I just hope I'm not making a huge mistake.
09:44I really don't know how Amy's going to react.
09:55I'm sorry.
10:00And I wanted to prove you that I'm here to support you.
10:08I accept this, that you and Brian come in as one.
10:14I accept him as my brother-in-law.
10:18I accept you, the way you are.
10:25And I got you this.
10:27You're something new, and you're something blue.
10:34I like it.
10:38Hey, John, you were going to ask me to.
10:39No, it's too long to do anything.
10:43I might have to tell you my mate, though.
10:47I am getting mercenary right now, because I'm kind of overwhelmed.
10:51She apologized on the fact that she was wrong.
10:54I didn't even know that she knew the word.
10:58But Tammy's support means so much to me right now.
11:05Well, today's a new chapter in the beginning of your life.
11:09I don't want my mom fighting.
11:11I want to squash everything.
11:13Just move past it.
11:14Let's bury it.
11:14Let's move on.
11:17Sounds great.
11:33It's not a surprise to me that Amy got diamond slides for her wedding shoes.
11:39That bitch could wear slides anywhere and everywhere.
11:43I think if she was climbing a mountain, she'd probably wear slides.
11:46But seriously, I'm glad the conversation with Amy went well.
11:52Showing love and affection, saying I'm sorry, is not really something we grew up with.
11:59But if you don't apologize, it's like having a wound that never heals.
12:05It just gets worse.
12:07Until you have no relationship left.
12:11I don't want that.
12:13And I love her.
12:15And I want to be sisters again.
12:19What do you think of the hair color?
12:22I actually really like it.
12:24I truly like it.
12:26This is the first time I'm looking you in the face and telling you I like your hair.
12:30This suits you.
12:32And I heard you got your eyes.
12:35They look good is what I'm trying to say.
12:37I thought that was scary for you that you were going to have bruises.
12:41And I'm glad you don't.
12:42I still got like a couple of stitches, but one fell out last night.
12:47I mean, I knew she had surgery.
12:49And I was worried that her eyes were going to be bruised.
12:55But I wanted to.
12:56She looked great.
12:58It was standing there.
13:00Only thing I could say was, wow.
13:03Like she really did look good.
13:06I bet I'm going to go ahead and get out of here and let you finish getting ready.
13:08You look gorgeous.
13:10I love you and I'm proud of you.
13:12So keep that crown held high.
13:19I was not expecting Tammy to be this nice to me.
13:23This is all holiday miracle.
13:24I mean, Jesse James himself done kissed Tammy on the forehead and made her apologize.
13:28He was like, if you don't, I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
13:31I will shoot you in your sleep, bitch.
14:01You gonna go over your head or step in?
14:03I step aside.
14:05My wedding was supposed to start a few minutes ago,
14:08and true Amy fashion, I'm gonna be late.
14:10I'm really excited to get in my dress
14:12because I am skinnier now than when I first tried it on.
14:15I actually went down three sizes since then.
14:18I don't know what it feels like anyway.
14:20I got my eye fixed and I lost weight.
14:22Like, Ryan ain't marrying me, he's marrying a trophy.
14:32I'm gonna need some help, these nails ain't doing right.
14:34You gotta do all them?
14:36Yeah.
14:37Amy's dress is absolutely gorgeous.
14:40But them buttons on the back of that thing is a mile long.
14:44We might be here all day trying to button her in.
14:47Please don't let her have gas.
14:52You might have to help with those buttons because my nails, I can't.
14:56The struggle was real and bad.
14:58When I went to go try it on, the seat shirts
15:00didn't have this much trouble buttoning it up.
15:03What the ?
15:04Good lord.
15:05They need to make better contraptions getting into these things.
15:11Brittany was trying, Lili was trying, Misty was trying.
15:14The photographer, come on .
15:16Somebody needs to hoist me in this damn dress.
15:20What about this?
15:21This is too thick.
15:23Is it?
15:23Yeah.
15:24Well, it was a good idea.
15:26It was a great idea.
15:27It really was.
15:28I'm a stickler about a wedding starting on time, and it should have started 20 minutes
15:32ago.
15:33Amy's been getting ready all day.
15:34I mean, she's been in there four hours doing hair and makeup.
15:37So, she should be ready by now.
15:39Do you have your jewelry on, Amy?
15:42Everything else is on?
15:43Oh, and my shoes.
15:45Shoes and veil is what you have left?
15:47Okay.
15:50We are definitely running behind.
15:52And poor Kelly's pissed off.
15:55If that lady cuts, she would be doing it now.
15:58Oh, good lord.
16:00Way past time for the ceremony.
16:03There we go.
16:04And we are in there.
16:15She looks really pretty.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Amy.
16:19She looks really pretty.
16:21That's good.
16:23We're all waiting on Amy to come out.
16:25Apparently, it's my fault the wedding got held up, but it was worth it.
16:30She cried.
16:31Happy tears.
16:32I told you everything was going to be okay with it.
16:36I told you, didn't I?
16:37That was the greatest thing that's happened to her, because she misses you.
16:43I am very relieved that Amy and Tammy got along.
16:47Moving forward, I hope that their relationship stays good.
16:51Because I can't take their no more.
16:53Like, I don't know how anybody's taking their for this long, because I can't.
16:57This one can't.
16:58I've done it for a while now, and I can't do it no more.
17:01So, they either get along, or I'm out in peace, and it was nice knowing you,
17:06but holler back, because I can't do it.
17:08You know what I mean?
17:09Like, I can't.
17:11Mm-mm.
17:13Mm-mm.
17:15I don't know.
17:16We still got things we probably need to talk about.
17:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:19But I mean, you can do that slowly at a time.
17:22This is not the time right now.
17:24No, or the place.
17:25No.
17:27I am really happy that me and Amy are finally back on the same page again.
17:33Now it's time to get this bitch married and party!
17:40Is she around here?
17:42Baby!
17:45Now I'm just aggravated.
17:46I've got guests, they're getting antsy, the kids are restless.
17:50At this point, I'm feeling very anxious to get her out of that bridal suite,
17:54get them lined up, and get her down the aisle.
17:57I feel like a marshmallow.
17:59You look like a snack then?
18:00Okay.
18:01I'm a whole Rice Krispie treat, y'all.
18:03A whole snack, girl.
18:05I'm a whole s'mores pie.
18:07Stop it!
18:09I don't know if I'm a tasty treat, but I'm something to eat.
18:14I think I'm more of a whole damn turkey beast.
18:19Look at these breasts.
18:25Brian's out there waiting for you.
18:27Everybody's lined up and ready to go.
18:30So it's time.
18:31Everything is ready.
18:33I'm ready to walk down this aisle and nothing better go wrong.
18:37All right, you ready?
18:38Yep.
18:39You can go.
18:44I'm a little nervous, I guess.
18:46But I've been ready for this moment since we met, pretty much.
18:49So I cannot wait to see her walk down the aisle.
19:07I'm happy to be here, but also it hurts a little,
19:11because I was supposed to be bros made or whatever,
19:14and I'm just a guest.
19:18But Misty looked really beautiful, and so did Brittany.
19:22So did Brittany.
19:23Lily.
19:24Yes.
19:25I don't know, just the way they did Misty's hair and makeup.
19:29It looked great on her.
19:31Misty's kind of like a stud without being a lesbian.
19:40Because she don't like, you know, like the women like that,
19:44but the way she dresses is kind of like a stud with me sometimes.
19:55Am I wrong?
20:02I think I'm going to pee myself.
20:06Let's go.
20:08Come on, guys, let's go.
20:10Can you hold this for me?
20:11No.
20:11No?
20:12Okay, I tell you what.
20:14How about a basket?
20:15And how about a bag?
20:15And they're going to give you candy when you walk down there.
20:18Can you take this, and they'll give you some candy when you walk down?
20:20I don't want it.
20:21You want to go get some candy?
20:22No.
20:23No?
20:23You want to get candy?
20:24Okay, I tell you what.
20:26Let's just go.
20:31Is my kid crying?
20:42If these kids don't make it down the aisle,
20:44I don't know what we're going to do,
20:44because I'm just afraid it's going to ruin Amy's day.
20:54Hey, Amy, can I borrow you for a second?
20:57I have no idea what Amy wants,
20:59and I'm nervous,
21:01because I don't want to sit around.
21:03That's not what I'm here for.
21:19Come on, let's go.
21:20It's okay, come on.
21:24Do you want to take a bag for candy?
21:26No, this way, this way, this way, this way.
21:28Come here.
21:28Come this way, this way.
21:30Turn this way.
21:30Turn this way.
21:31Go right up here.
21:38Aww.
21:40We had given the guests candy,
21:43because it's Halloween,
21:44so, you know, what better?
21:45And as soon as I told Gage and Glenn
21:48that there was going to be candy down the aisle,
21:50they did exactly what we asked them to do,
21:52so it was perfect.
21:54I'm jealous.
21:55How was that?
21:57That's a good kitty, too.
21:59Here you go.
22:02Your flower's facing the right way.
22:03Yeah.
22:04Keep them down a little bit,
22:05so you can see all of this.
22:06All right.
22:07You okay?
22:08Mm-hmm.
22:08All good. Smile.
22:10Big day.
22:17All right.
22:18We're stepping on my dress.
22:19Oh, sorry.
22:23Rise for the bride, please.
22:33Here comes the bride.
22:37Hi, baby.
22:38Hey.
22:39That's worth a minute.
22:40Bye.
22:41Hi.
22:41Hey.
22:42All right.
23:00Clint,
23:01you little weirdo.
23:08You all may be seated.
23:17Now, before we begin, Brian and Amy have asked me to share vows that they have wrote for
23:23each other.
23:24We will start with Brian.
23:26Amy and I weren't looking for forever when we met.
23:29But we both knew early on that we found it.
23:34It wasn't love at first sight.
23:36It was love that first night.
23:39Because I know in our 26-hour lunch date, I couldn't spend the rest of my life without
23:47her.
23:48We had a rough year with the first arrest.
23:53We were tested.
23:54But our love for each other and our desire to be together never changed.
23:59First and only arrest.
24:01Yes, ma'am.
24:03When he brought up the arrest, that one threw me.
24:05I didn't really think anybody would bring that up during the actual ceremony.
24:11Did you think Brian would do any that he's done in the last year?
24:14You know, I didn't think a grown man would wear the kind of shoes he does.
24:18But that's beside the point.
24:19There you go.
24:20So expect the unexpected when it comes to him.
24:23You just don't know what the hell is going to come out of his mouth.
24:25With that being said, he's good for Amy.
24:27One beats on one drum, one beats on another drum.
24:30Way out younger.
24:33Brian, before you came into my life, I was a little lost, trying to find the right person
24:40for me and my babies.
24:42Then you showed up, and suddenly everything started to make sense.
24:47You've been my best friend, my safe place, and the one who can always make me laugh.
24:52Stop.
24:53Stop.
24:54You've brought me love, laughter, and a sense of calm into my life and my kid's life.
24:59And for that, I'm forever grateful.
25:02Today, I promise to keep laughing with you and always remind you that you are officially
25:07stuck with me.
25:11I would not say that she lets herself be vulnerable like that very often.
25:16So hearing Amy speak of her love for me definitely gets me emotional.
25:20But just seeing it and feeling it, I mean, it's awesome.
25:24Brian, repeat after me.
25:27I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
25:31I promise to love you when life is easy and when life is hard.
25:36Amy means everything to me and no matter how messy things get or with her family or anybody
25:42else, we'll handle anything as it comes together and support each other and try to make each other's
25:48things better.
25:50I promise to be your biggest fan.
25:52I'm I promise to be your biggest fan.
25:54I promise to be your biggest fan.
25:57Promise to be your team-
25:58Stop.
25:59Your safe place.
26:01Your safe place.
26:02And your adventure partner.
26:03And your adventure partner.
26:04Even if the adventures involve camels.
26:07Even if those adventures involve camels.
26:09But let's leave those out.
26:12Preferably.
26:13In such a short amount of time, me and Brian went from, like, jail to fights with family members.
26:20And I think our relationship is stronger because we had to endure those things together.
26:25And now we're ready to start the next chapter.
26:28With this ring, I give you my heart and I promise to love you always.
26:33Amy.
26:36Let's hug you.
26:37Slice the ring.
26:39With this ring, I give you my heart and promise to love you always.
26:45By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
26:50Brian, you may now kiss your bride.
27:02I introduce to you Mr. and Mrs. Brian Laverne.
27:11Ameri bitches!
27:16The family all stay together for pictures.
27:19The ceremony was great.
27:20I mean, it's everything I wanted.
27:22We got the boys calmed down.
27:24At the end of the day, they were a little chaotic.
27:27But, hey, they did their job.
27:28They walked down the aisle.
27:30Oh, my God, they look so cute.
27:32They're a little tuxedo.
27:34Like all times, dear.
27:37Locked up.
27:38To be honest with you, it hasn't really set in.
27:41Me and Brian keep looking at each other.
27:43Are we really married?
27:44We're really married.
27:49I'm glad everybody's here, including Tammy.
27:52And even though my mom angered today, because it's too hard to get her out of the house with
27:57her wheelchair, she's been begging for years to get another sibling picture.
28:01Well, here's our chance.
28:03Okay, children.
28:03This is too much.
28:04This is too much.
28:06I got monkey in my back.
28:09Tammy and Amy did really good today, and they smoothed everything over.
28:14Hopefully, this is going to be a sign of good things to come.
28:18It's damn sure a glimmering light.
28:20And maybe, just maybe, Tammy started to get back on track with her mental health.
28:28So with that being said, no better reason to kick one back with friends and family.
28:34I'm not saying we all get tore down from the floor up.
28:37But, you know, one or three never hurt nobody.
28:53Cheers.
28:55Things have been going good so far, but I ain't gonna lie.
28:58I am nervous right now because with all the Slaytons in one room, I don't know what's going to happen.
29:05So, you know, like, I mean, they could all dance or they could all piss fight.
29:09It could be like, you know, wrestling event or church.
29:19We did it, y'all!
29:22At this time, ladies and gentlemen, we will have the first dance.
29:33They can throw sticks in stone
29:38Try to make us move so low
29:42Higher that we climb
29:43Hotter the wind blows
29:48And they can't see this love
29:51Now do we still do the earth?
29:53What do we do?
29:55Huh?
29:58I totally forgot the steps, like, my brain went
30:01And she was the lead, I mean, I let her do the leading
30:05So, once she lost the steps, yeah
30:09It was, it went pretty bad
30:11What are we doing now?
30:13You ready to breakdance?
30:14I don't know if I can in this little suit
30:17All right, y'all, if he hurts himself, it ain't my fault
30:20Is this when I was supposed to do that?
30:23Oh, yeah, the...
30:27The first dance was kind of interesting
30:29I don't really know what was going on
30:31And then Brian starts rolling around on the floor
30:36Oh, I can't do it in this suit
30:40A 50-year-old man does not need to be trying to breakdance anymore
30:44We're just going to have to give him that on the down low, information-wise
30:48Up there, left, right, I don't know where to go, baby
30:52And then we dip, and then
30:58No, I might have pulled her thing out
31:07That was something
31:09I don't know who thought that was a good idea
31:12Because Amy's got two left feet
31:16And I don't know if Brian can breakdance
31:18I thought he was going to kick himself in the head first
31:22Bless his heart
31:24He's your eye
31:27I'm all sweaty
31:28My cooters sweaty
31:38You're putting your napkin in your...
31:39Very good
31:41Don't want to get that dress dirty
31:43Hell yeah, I'm going to chuck a damn napkin in me
31:45I will get it all over me
31:48Let's be real
31:48Even though this wedding's fancy-spancy
31:50This is not my cup of tea
31:52Hell, give me a backyard barbecue any day
31:54I can play fancy in the minors
31:56But I never went pro
32:04I have no idea what Amy wants
32:06And I'm nervous
32:09Because I still feel like I have to be careful with what I say
32:14Because I don't want to set her off
32:15That's not what I'm here for
32:51But Amy just asked me to come over and help her make an announcement
32:57I was nervous
32:57For the wedding video that her and Brian are now officially married
33:02Let me know how to say the name correctly
33:04Because I ain't trying to look still
33:05Laverne
33:07Laverne
33:09Laverne
33:11Laverne
33:18Laverne
33:20Oh dear lord
33:21If you like LaVorne better, I mean, that's what her brother says.
33:25You don't even know.
33:26How you don't even know how to say your name?
33:31Hey, y'all.
33:32I got a big announcement.
33:34We're not the Slayton sisters no more.
33:37I'm now pronounced out the LaVorne's.
33:41I don't think I said it right, Bella.
33:43That's close enough.
33:47I'm a little surprised Amy included me with the announcement.
33:51And not like Lele or even Misty or Brittany.
33:56It actually meant a lot to me.
33:59I guess it was kind of her way of saying I'm sorry, too.
34:04What the heck are you drinking now?
34:07It's the strongest drink I've ever had in my life.
34:10I'm going to have to leave my car here.
34:13I've never had a stronger drink in my life.
34:16Yeah, sis, you've told me that about four or five times now.
34:19Hey, this ain't bad, is it?
34:22That's strong enough to burn.
34:24I like it.
34:28Andrea's inebriated.
34:29She had the purple drink.
34:31I think it was called the Amy.
34:32And I'm going to tell you right now, if they were strong enough,
34:35I ain't so sure you couldn't let the damn thing on fire.
34:38I'm being honest.
34:40If we could get everyone to have a seat so that we can start the speeches.
34:44Hey!
34:45Woo!
34:47Jesus Christ!
34:49Hello, everybody.
34:51I'm here.
34:52I'm Amy's best friend and maid of honor.
34:54I just want to start by saying how truly honored I am to be standing here.
34:57Because even though we haven't known each other forever,
35:00we've built a bond.
35:01It's been real and special from day one, right?
35:05Yeah.
35:07As Lele is giving her speech,
35:10you look over at Tammy and you can't help to think
35:14it's got to be bothering her.
35:16And I really do think Tammy is starting to realize
35:20the arguing and the fighting bull just ain't worth it.
35:26So glasses up, everybody, to Amy and Brian.
35:29Congratulations.
35:30I love you both.
35:37Well, if everybody don't know me, too bad.
35:42All right?
35:45But, Brian, you know, hell, we tried to run you off.
35:48It didn't work.
35:52I ain't scared.
35:53I'll tell him what I thought.
35:54I tried to run him off.
35:55I'll be honest.
35:55He told me I had a last chance to run this morning, too, but...
35:58We all did.
36:01He's part of the family now, so I guess that means...
36:05We can take the gloves off.
36:07I threw a lot of shade Brian's way.
36:11And he's took it.
36:13And with a grain of salt.
36:16Maybe he will fit in.
36:17He'll be all right.
36:18Welcome to the family.
36:20Just be prepared.
36:22You up.
36:22I'll get you to step on your throat.
36:24Copy that.
36:29Chris's piece was really good.
36:31It was really good.
36:32A little threatening there, but I like that in family.
36:35All right, all right.
36:36It's time for the okay toss.
36:38So we need all the single ladies to come on out to the dance floor.
36:43I've never caught a bouquet before, but it would be great.
36:47I love Andrea with everything.
36:50I mean, like, I'm ready to get married, and I hope I'm next.
36:59All right, we're going to do a countdown.
37:01I'm pushing me.
37:02I got you back here.
37:03All right, let's do a countdown.
37:04You ready?
37:04Here we go.
37:05Three, two, one.
37:08Bye.
37:11Bye.
37:12I hope you don't get bit by a horse.
37:15Oh, babe.
37:16Oh, no.
37:19All right, it's time for the bouquet toss.
37:22Let's do a countdown.
37:23You ready?
37:23Here we go.
37:24Three, two, one.
37:26Let her fly.
37:28Woo!
37:29All right.
37:36I guess since Andrea caught the bouquet, it's a good time that we're next in line to get
37:41married, at least I hope.
37:45In the past year, Andrea and I have gone through so much.
37:48She has stuck by my side and is still willing to embrace the future with me, and I'm excited
37:57for it.
37:58I'm excited for it.
38:02Smash it!
38:02Smash it!
38:03Smash it!
38:05You're a turtle.
38:07What's next for me is trying to build my relationship back with Damien, and I want to continue
38:14trying to get my independence back, to be able to enjoy life.
38:19I want to try things that might be scary, like driving or even riding a horse, basically
38:27grabbing life by the balls and holding on to them.
38:37It's great to see Amy and Brian starting their journey of life together.
38:43As far as me and Brittany, I don't really know what the good Lord's going to hold for
38:47us.
38:48But I know my wife truly wants to pursue motherhood.
38:51I think it's time to start pursuing the medical side of why she's not been able to conceive.
38:58And after that, we can figure out where it can go from there.
39:12It was a great day.
39:14Like, I think the wedding was, like, great.
39:16I mean, it's everything I wanted.
39:18Nothing went hard, we weren't.
39:21Except for that damn dance.
39:25Now with the wedding behind us, it's time to ride off into the sunset.
39:30I decided to have a horse and carriage send-off, like, Cinderella-type deal.
39:35But I didn't take into account that I was scared of the damn horse.
39:39I'm like, that horse better stay up there.
39:42I am not on the mini.
39:47Chris, I want to go.
39:49Let's wipe the back of that ass.
39:51That's a wild load for you, dude.
39:53Oh!
39:54We talking about the real horse, not you that time.
39:58Oh.
40:01Next for me, after the wedding, skin removal.
40:04But my weight loss success is just like everybody else's.
40:08Some days it's good, some days it's bad.
40:10Some weeks I'm fatter, and then the next weeks I'm shorter.
40:14So, you never know.
40:16Like, I, yeah, I have ups and downs, too, David.
40:29I'm scared of this horse, I ain't gonna lie.
40:31I'm scared to death of it.
40:33I'm not letting anything else like you, dear.
40:36Bye!
40:39Bye!
40:39Thank you, everybody, for coming!
40:41Bye!
40:42Bye!
40:46Bye!
40:48Bye!
40:48I hope you don't get beeped on a horse.
40:56Oh, babe, I just knocked out your frickin' bouquet.
41:00What?
41:01Yeah.
41:02Oh, no.
41:03Oh, can you circle back around and stop and let me jump out and pick up this bouquet or what's
41:08on the left of it?
41:09Yeah.
41:10Right there in the middle of the road, we dropped the bouquet.
41:13Let me hop out and get that.
41:16Oh.
41:17Oh, that looks still good.
41:18Okay, good.
41:19Yeah.
41:19Woo!
41:22That scared me.
41:24Oh, I'm sorry.
41:25That's right.
41:25That's right.
41:26Oh, that's right.
41:26Oh, that's right.
41:26Oh, that's right.
41:26Oh, that's right.
41:27Oh, that's right.
41:27Oh, that's right.
41:27Oh, that's right.
41:27Oh, that's right.
41:27Oh, that's right.
41:28Oh, that's right.
41:28Oh, that's right.
41:29Oh, that's right.
41:29Oh, that's right.
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