00:00Eri voi, prego, Gary.
00:04Well, uh, my wife and I just recently got married.
00:07Gary!
00:09Hey!
00:10She's perfect, she's everything I ever wanted.
00:13And, y'know, I'm having a little tiny bit of trouble bonding with my new stepson, Lucas.
00:18Whoa, look at that, he found some earthworms!
00:20Good talking to you, buddy!
00:22Never really looks me in the eye.
00:24Doesn't talk much.
00:25Except when he yells at me to get out of his room.
00:28Get!
00:30Using this weird little, like, goat puppet thing.
00:33I get the sense that he's, uh...
00:36That he's evil incarnate?
00:39Yeah.
00:41Remind me again how Lucas was conceived.
00:44You remember when I told you about that crazy time in my 20s where I joined that sort of, like,
00:51cult?
00:52No, I don't think you told me about that.
00:56A doomsday cult believes a child will rise up from hell to rule mankind and to bring on the end
01:02of the world as we know it.
01:03I think we found that child.
01:05And now you're his stepdad.
01:08There is nothing wrong with Lucas.
01:10He's very particular.
01:14The child.
01:16He did this to me.
01:18You told me that was normal, that all kids are dicks.
01:21That's true, kids are dicks, man.
01:23But this is a different level.
01:25He's, like, top of the dick chain, bro.
01:33So creative.
01:42This is so crazy.
01:43Dude, bro, you gotta relax, man.
01:45How can I relax?
01:46We're in a cornfield.
01:47So?
01:47What good thing has ever happened in a cornfield, Al?
01:50Well, I don't know.
01:52Field of Dreams is pretty cool.
02:04It's pretty cool.
02:05I think they've been watching in a cornfield and a cornfield.
02:09I'm not sure how you feel.
02:09It's funny.
02:09But this is what we need to keep going online.
02:09What do we know is,
02:09And I feel like that.
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