00:00How could a baby even come out of your vagina?
00:03Your body knows to make your vagina hole get really, really, really big
00:09and then the baby can just shoot out.
00:12You have a huge vagina?
00:15As a comedy person, I could be very immature about this.
00:19Who is insane enough to hire Gigi Hadid as their new nanny?
00:22Have we learned nothing from The Sound of Music?
00:24What?
00:24A taken man banging it with his hot nanny.
00:28Maybe her butthole fell out.
00:30Jeez!
00:31Mommy, what are you talking about?
00:33Just a pretend person from an old book.
00:37We are animals, by the way.
00:39I'm not.
00:39You're like a raccoon.
00:40You look super cute.
00:42But inside, you're garbage.
00:45Oh, now I see why it's called teabagging.
00:48You just draw a line right to it, Mom.
00:51I don't think teabagging usually involves the squeeze at the end.
00:55Did you know that the Aztecs...
00:57Oh, did you know I don't give a shit?
00:58That's fair.
00:59But also, they grew a lot of crops that involved avocados
01:02and there were tomatoes and onions and garlic.
01:06I don't want to use the term lost cause.
01:08Then let's not say that.
01:11What?
01:12I think he does want to say lost cause
01:13and then you told him not to
01:15and now it's uncomfortable.
01:19You are somebody's mother.
01:21Sorry, I forgot.
01:23Moms aren't supposed to be funny.
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