00:00It's reporting live for Channel 12 News where some truly bizzare shit is going down.
00:12If I can activate the reptilian skin cells and this movie had snakes, the potential for growth would be nearly
00:18unlimited.
00:21It works! It works!
00:26Welcome to Compton, California.
00:27In order to work these streets, you gotta be these streets, huh?
00:32You gotta taste these streets. You gotta know what the dealers are selling.
00:36No, I'm not gonna do it. I'm lactose intolerant, man.
00:39You think the dealers care if you lactose intolerant, huh?
00:43Everybody in this town thinks they're a rapper!
00:46You think I care about you kids and your crunk dubstep Bieber-believer bullshit?
00:50We got the biggest gig of our lives tomorrow!
00:53I got y'all into uppercase records.
00:56We mean with the headcat himself.
00:58We get signed, we be ballin'.
01:00Yeah!
01:01Pinball! I can hear your lame-ass beats a mile away!
01:04Ali Jones!
01:05I thought I recognized the sound of your AK-47!
01:08You better have my money!
01:10Crime in progress! Crime in progress! Get your car, rookie!
01:13I forgot your ice cream!
01:21My snake! Has anyone seen my snake?
01:23A mutated snake!
01:24Oh, what the fuck?
01:27My invention supercharged it with unstable molecules and now it's growing at an uncontrollable rate.
01:32Holy Mary J. Block!
01:33What you're saying is, is big enough to eat this Twinkie.
01:36It's not a big Twinkie. My ding-dong is bigger than that.
01:39Oh, yeah.
01:40Oh, my God!
01:43There's a snake terrorizing Compton!
01:46You gotta help me capture it so I can run more tests.
01:48We catch this snake, and I'll be famous.
01:51We talking about the cover of Time magazine?
01:56Maybe even YouTube?
01:58What was this snake?
01:59You know I hate snakes!
02:01Fuck the police!
02:04If you are such a goddamn artist, why don't you bust a rhyme right now?
02:08You standing right here in this very spot in this strip club.
02:11Stepping to me?
02:12Any moron can bust a rhyme, right?
02:15Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Oh, ho, ho!
02:19Been a flowin' for days.
02:21Rose to the touch.
02:23Life's flooding my veins.
02:25West, west, since this is how we train.
02:271989, yeah, yeah, the snake will go flood.
02:31Up and slide to the city life.
02:34Slide to the city life.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Stick your shrimpy little girl hands down the drain and just pull the snake out.
02:42Oh, God.
02:42I lost my watch!
02:46I lost my watch!
02:46Pulido!
03:06There's a penalty time.
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