00:00Jim Brockmire, how are you?
00:02Still dreaming about getting back to the Major Leagues, that's how I am.
00:05Pedro delivers a slider into the dirt, count evens one and one.
00:09I miss having the best seat in the house and making every single moment come alive for people.
00:13Fastball misses just low, that one is way back there.
00:17Feels like you're a slice of apple in America's favorite kind of pie.
00:21It's either out of here or lost inside my wife's bed.
00:24Fat, cheating for Josh.
00:27Seriously though, I do miss it.
00:31Welcome to the Minor Leagues, Jim Brockmire.
00:33Ten years ago, your breakdown in the booth was the original viral videos.
00:38Do people just watch videos of the worst moments of my life and just laugh at my pain?
00:42No!
00:46Everybody drink a beer!
00:48Are you going to die?
00:49Probably not.
00:52Stepping in a pinch hit now for the frackers is Fatty Boomba Lattie.
00:56Babe Ruth himself is also a big fat piece of shit.
01:01The spotlight found you again.
01:03Hi there, folks!
01:04You can take it anywhere you want.
01:06Joe Block, it's nothing personal.
01:07I just happen to hate your stupid face.
01:10I really need to get my shit together.
01:13Oh, welcome to the club, my young friend.
01:14Welcome to the club.
01:19Move your big ass!
01:20You think I'm ever going to be remembered for anything except for the worst moments of my life?
01:24You're brutal Brockmire to the day you die.
01:28Give me some of that apple pie.
01:33For the record, Sambuca tastes better on the way out, folks.
01:37For the record, Sambuca tastes better on the way out of the way out of the way out of the
01:40way out of the way out of the way out of the way out, folks.
01:44Grazie a tutti.
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