00:01Most people want to be kajillionaires. That's the dream.
00:08After this person. And clear.
00:12Now.
00:15There's a camera there. There. And there.
00:22Dash. Nope. Mini order.
00:25This is not a cheap tie.
00:28Most people want to be kajillionaires. That's the dream. That's how they get you hooked.
00:32Hooked on sugar. Hooked on caffeine. Ha ha ha. Cry, cry, cry.
00:35Me? I prefer to just skim.
00:37So do I.
00:39February? March? April?
00:41Uh, we may have to pay an installment.
00:44Rent is an installment. It's a monthly installment.
00:50They are real characters. Super unique. But you vouch for them, right?
00:56She learned to forge you before she learned to write.
00:58Oh, actually, that's how she did learn to write.
01:01My favorite movies are the Ocean Eleven movies.
01:03This is exactly the kind of thing that I've been wanting.
01:06So what do your parents do, hon?
01:08Hon, you've never called me that.
01:11But she could if it was a job, though, right?
01:19You're addicted to them.
01:21They're my parents.
01:22In what sense?
01:25We split everything three ways.
01:27We have since I was little.
01:28I don't want to do it that way this time.
01:30Don't insult.
01:33You want us to be false, faking people.
01:39We don't make pancakes or wrap up little birthday presents
01:44or call you sweetheart or baby or do a little dance.
01:55I always thought it was insulting to treat you like a child.
01:58And I thought we agreed on that.
02:01We can only ever be how we are.
02:10This is the way the big one starts.
02:12If you're lucky, you'll get crushed.
02:14And then you'll just die right then and there.
02:17I'm Mr. Only.
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