00:00Toll the trigger, this friend's the nail, and whack it in one hand.
00:03So, what you're telling me is goodbye conventional hammer?
00:06Goodbye conventional life!
00:07Hello, nail hammer!
00:08Whoa!
00:11We're out of gas!
00:12You only ever get a little bit of gas at a time.
00:15Hey, you noticed, huh? I like to come by and see you.
00:17I like seeing you as well.
00:18I was hoping to save up to take you to dinner someplace nice.
00:21I would love that.
00:22Get whatever you want, by the way. This one's on me.
00:24I've been thinking about this ever since I first got gas at your place.
00:26You must be so excited about all your shows.
00:28Do you mean to tell me, with no money down, I can buy a house?
00:32For pennies on the dollar!
00:36Last problem, though, do you know about the Stillerman TV show?
00:39It's the Jamie Stillerman show!
00:41We keep seeing this guy, and this guy's everywhere!
00:45Who is the matter?
00:47We need to know who this man is, and we need him on this show.
00:51I'm sorry about all these cheap dates, all this TV stuff going on.
00:56I'm just a little out of it.
00:57Wait, you know the clapper?
00:59Yeah.
00:59But I'm going to bounce back.
01:01What is that?
01:02Your head is about to explode.
01:04That's my head. You can take that off, right?
01:06What, like a computer?
01:07Somebody's making money off of me.
01:09And it ain't us.
01:09I should charge you, like, five bucks right now just for watching that.
01:12Rock, rock, hold on a second. We're from the Jamie Stillerman show.
01:14Rock, do you recognize this man right here?
01:16Who's up?
01:19Do you know the clapper?
01:22Judy!
01:23Some people came by tonight asking all kinds of questions. They had a photograph of you.
01:27Are you in trouble?
01:28No, I'm not in trouble.
01:29I like you, Eddie. I really do want to, but I need my job. Like, I need my job.
01:33How'd you get this number?
01:34Tonight is the night we want you to be on the show.
01:36I'm not comfortable being on television or anywhere.
01:38It's stop harassing my girl.
01:40Where's Judy?
01:41Clapper!
01:43Clapper!
01:44Things got out of control, and I didn't know how to handle it.
01:47Oh, my way.
01:48Oh, my way.
01:49I'm the clapper.
01:51It's great to finally meet you.
01:52I mean, you want to make a big joke out of me? Go ahead.
01:54I just lost the only person that mattered through this whole thing.
01:59I can't tell you how nice this is.
02:01Good things could come out of this.
02:05Whoa, what?
02:12Um, wait, can I do it again?
02:15Don't look at me. Look at the camera.
02:16Okay.
02:17You're looking at me. Don't look at me.
02:18I know I'm talking to you, but don't look at me.
02:19Don't look at me. Look at the camera.
02:21You're looking at me again.
02:25You're looking at me.
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