00:01COULD YOU JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF?
00:02MY NAME IS DOUG KENNE.
00:04I STARTED THE NATIONAL LAMPOON.
00:06WHAT IF YOU SAY I WAS THE MAN WHO CHANGED COMEDY FOREVER, BUT I COULDN'T CHANGE MYSELF?
00:11REALLY?
00:12BLOW ME.
00:15IF WE'RE RUNNING OUR OWN MAGAZINE, WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT.
00:19WE CAN PUBLISH KNOCK-NOCK JOBS.
00:20KNOCK-NOCK.
00:21WHO'S THAT?
00:22ME.
00:22ME WHO?
00:23ME NOT DOING THE MAGAZINE.
00:24THAT CAN GO IN ISSUE ONE.
00:27IT'S A TOTAL FAILURE.
00:28WE'RE SELLING LESS THAN HALF OUR PRINT RUN.
00:30YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT HIM, RIGHT?
00:32NO.
00:32WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
00:33I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY BULLETS IN THERE.
00:34I CATCH IT.
00:41THE MORMONS ARE PROTESTING.
00:43THE FEMINISTS HATE US.
00:44WHAT DO WE DO TO THE CATHOLICS?
00:46LIZA MINNELY?
00:47WE ARE BEING SUED BY DISNEY.
00:48MAYBE IT WASN'T SUCH A HOT IDEA TO HAVE MINI MOUTH FLASHING HER TASTS.
00:53SHE HAS PASTIES ON.
00:55ALL RIGHT, READY GIRLS?
00:57THREE.
00:58TWO.
00:58ONE.
01:02KATHRYN, I'M THE WOMAN YOU'RE HITTING ON.
01:04DOUG KENNY, CHAGREN FALLS, OHIO.
01:06LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
01:09WE'RE BARELY ABLE TO PUT OUT A MAGAZINE.
01:11SO LET'S BARELY BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
01:13THE FIRST NATIONAL LAMPOON MOVIE.
01:16LAZER ORGY GIRLS.
01:20DOUG KENNY, CHAGREN FALLS, OHIO.
01:22ONE OF THE RIDERS OF ANIMAL HOUSE.
01:23FOOT FIGHT!
01:33FOOT FIGHT!
01:38TERRY FALLS, COME ON!
01:40WE NEED TO SEE SOMEONE.
01:42AAAAAAAAH!
01:42INSIDE THAT BUNGALOW, SOME OF THE CREATORS OF ANIMAL HOUSE ARE WORKING ON THEIR NEXT MOVIE,
01:47CATTIC STAT, AND I'M SURE IT'S GONNA BE JUST AS CRAZY.
01:50DOUG, WE NEED TO DECIDE.
01:51IS IT CLEAR HE'S JERKING HIS DICK OFF HERE?
01:53YEAH, BECAUSE WE CAN MAKE IT HIGHER OR LOWER DEPENDING ON THE SIZE OF MY DOG.
01:59THESE ACTORS DON'T LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE REAL PEOPLE.
02:04TERRY FALLS!
02:05BUT COME ON, YOU THINK I LOOKED LIKE WILL FORTE WHEN I WAS 27?
02:09YOU THINK WILL FORTE IS 27?
02:15LET'S DO THIS.
02:17THIS IS FOR THE MAGAZINE, RIGHT?
02:19TERRY FALLS!
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