00:00Your Tottenham looks cute, doesn't it?
00:01Atletico Madrid win 5-2
00:03Atletico takes a huge step towards qualifying for the quarter-finals
00:07As usual, we won't speak too soon because you never know.
00:10Seriously though, I almost feel sorry for Tottenham
00:12It's crazy to say that when you're in the Champions League round of 16.
00:14Normally when you feel sorry for your opponent you have a Copa del Rey
00:17You're leading 7-0 against a D6 team
00:19Okay, so the Kinski show started as early as the 5th minute of the game, since he's going to slip
00:23Will stop its relaunch
00:24Lukman recovers the ball and combines with Alvarez.
00:27And it's Marcos Llorente who scores the 1-0.
00:30Unbelievable, Mickey Van Deven slipping this time!
00:32And that leaves a huge gap for Griezmann to go and mark Kinski
00:35And 3-0, now that's pure Kinski football, really
00:38I don't even know what he's doing, he's gone off the rails.
00:41In short, 15 minutes into the game, a lovely assist for Alvarez who finishes off the 3-0.
00:44This is unbelievable, we're in the Champions League round of 16.
00:47I remind you
00:48And to conclude, the humiliation for poor Kinski
00:50In the 17th minute of the game, Igor Tudor substituted him for Vicario.
00:54Who concedes a goal 3 minutes later
00:55There you go, corner, he makes a great cross first
00:57But then it's the Norman who heads in the fourth goal.
01:00And that's where we obviously have, as usual
01:02Activated Atlético de Madrid mode
01:03The Kinski virus infected Oblak
01:06Who made such terrible restarts tonight?
01:08It really made me tense.
01:09And to get tense in a match like that, you have to go for it.
01:10Because I was just chilling peacefully
01:12It was Pedro Poro who scored the goal to make it 4-1
01:15And Tottenham tonight, mind you
01:16Well, he still serves a few at the helmet.
01:18Right after the 4-1 goal, Romero's header hit the post.
01:21There will be two shots of Richard Lisson with his head in the frame.
01:23At one point he makes a recovery after a terrible clearance from Yann Oblak
01:26Well, the recovery isn't a mess anymore.
01:27But she could very well have gone to the Lucarne as well.
01:29But she has her 54th minute
01:31While there is still action for Tottenham
01:32On a corner
01:33Yes, yes, on a corner.
01:35Superb head of I don't remember who I wrote down
01:37Oblak is super crazy
01:39I think Ruggieri is being cleared.
01:40We should check
01:41And behind Griezmann
01:42Who is a ball-playing artist?
01:44Really
01:44The relay between Ruggieri's shitty clearance
01:47And the pass behind for Alvarez
01:49It's truly magnificent.
01:50I swear to you that the vista
01:51Football IQ
01:52The quality of the pass
01:53The speed of everything this guy does
01:55This is exceptional
01:56But behind Alvarez
01:57Not rejected
01:58Mark the 5-1
01:59According to who behind
02:00He will prove dangerous once
02:01Then the second time
02:02From a cross by Pedro Poro
02:03He's going to score a nice goal.
02:04Next up is that pigeon from Vendeven
02:06Who will attempt a strike?
02:07But who's going to touch a pigeon more than anything else?
02:09And besides, that guy shouldn't have hit him.
02:10Since he shouldn't have been on the field
02:12At that moment
02:12As I remind you
02:13That he made a tackle
02:14So that one in the first half
02:15In a normal world
02:16He turned red
02:17But anyway
02:17The referee saw that Tottenham were practically relegated.
02:19He saw the score go 4-0 in 20 minutes
02:21He saw Kinski having the worst night of his life.
02:24That's it.
02:24No way!
02:25No, I feel sorry for you.
02:26Yeah, I feel sorry for you.
02:26Brief
02:27Atletico's arch victory 5-2
02:28It's complicated to debrief
02:29Because in reality
02:30There are bound to be some good things
02:31There are also a lot of bad things in reality
02:33In the Atletico Madrid match
02:34But it's a strange match
02:35So
02:36Well then
02:36We were leading 4-0 in 20 minutes
02:38Listen
02:39We should normally be in the quarter-finals
02:40But anyway
02:41I know my club
02:42I don't speak too fast
02:43We're capable of shitting on it in London
02:45And maybe Tottenham will fire Igor Tudor
02:47Diago Mota is going to arrive at the club
02:48Who will revitalize Tottenham?
02:50And maybe Tottenham will beat us senseless in the return leg.
02:52I don't know.
02:53And I don't dare imagine
02:54Subtitling by Radio-Canada
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