00:00We are back for season 2 of The Good Place,
00:02which is weirdly a completely different story.
00:05We're keeping everything from version 1 that made them miserable,
00:08adding a bunch of new stuff they'll hate.
00:10Stomachache.
00:11For example, all the coffee is from those little pods.
00:15Diabolical.
00:18In the last season, we are told we are in The Good Place
00:20because we led such amazing lives.
00:22But Eleanor figures out...
00:24Holy mother-forking shirtballs.
00:28This is The Bad Place.
00:33But with a snap of his fingers,
00:35Michael can reboot everybody
00:37so that they are back to step one.
00:40This version has a lot more Michael in it,
00:43a lot more Ted Danson,
00:44the right amount of Ted Danson.
00:45You, Eleanor Shellstrop, are dead.
00:48Cool.
00:49Now you get to see Michael behind the curtain.
00:52I'm a demon.
00:53You're going to be tempted to say,
00:55can't we just do this the old-fashioned way?
00:57Pull out some fingernails.
00:58Toss someone in an acid pit.
01:00Fire up the old penis flattener.
01:02The snob in me,
01:04the person who's been doing this for a while,
01:06loves that it's something special.
01:07Let's party!
01:09Woo!
01:09Just like season one,
01:11it's going to be a lot of twists and turns.
01:12I had no idea how the writers would carry on,
01:15and it has blown my mind.
01:16The Bad Place knows that one of you belongs down there.
01:19She's a pear shape.
01:21She'd fit right in.
01:21Oh, excuse me.
01:22You wish you could have a bite of this pear.
01:24The writers are so brilliant
01:26in how they've set this world up.
01:27I love the way they write storylines
01:29that are really crazy.
01:30There's a sinkhole!
01:31I think our writers might be crazy.
01:33Torture on three.
01:34One, two, three.
01:36Torture!
01:37Trust me on this, boss.
01:38I won't let you down.
01:39I think you will.
01:53You've got to try another one.
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