00:04This is the grill for you. I call it the Obama.
00:07Come te llamas? Me llamo the pit bull.
00:10I call this the big black machine.
00:13Lisa, you're the best thing that ever happened to me.
00:16Oh my god.
00:19Do you smell gas?
00:20A little bit came out, but I was nervous.
00:22That's just a quick one.
00:23Oh, no, that's...
00:29I got 13 degree burns on my ass.
00:34You're the best salesman I've ever seen.
00:36I can see you being a stockbroker like me.
00:38Can't you get me a job?
00:39I wish I could.
00:40My boss won't let me hire a dropout.
00:41Look at Mark Zuckerberg.
00:42He dropped out of Harvard.
00:43You dropped out of Piedmont High.
00:46I was a couple credits shy of graduating.
00:47I gotta get my GED.
00:49I'm the principal of this school.
00:50I can do whatever I want.
00:51You're in my house.
00:54Are you using a black voice?
00:56No, I don't hear color.
00:59All right, let's do some introductions.
01:01My name is Carrie.
01:02I'm here to make a little extra cash
01:04so that I can afford this warrant that I got.
01:06But that's none of y'all business.
01:07Welcome to night school.
01:10This book is kind of thick.
01:11I thought it'd be more like a leaflet.
01:13If you're not gonna do the work, drop the class.
01:16No, I'm gonna do the work.
01:17You'll see.
01:18We'll see.
01:19Yes, we will.
01:20Great.
01:20Superb.
01:21Excellent.
01:21Good.
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:23Mm-hmm.
01:28Yeah.
01:30You're gonna be a financial analyst?
01:31I am, and it starts immediately.
01:33I've been waiting on the Lord to bring me a pint-sized little man
01:36who can fill this out.
01:38Come and get your chicken from the Lord.
01:41You take that test, or I tenderize your ass.
01:44I rebuke you.
01:46Take this damn suit off!
01:48Stop!
01:48Come on!
01:49Are you trying to get your GED?
01:51Are you trying to get your GED?
01:54Yes!
01:55You can get out my way, bitch.
01:59My suspicions were correct.
02:02Boom!
02:03You're clinically dumb.
02:04There is no cure for what you have.
02:07Oh, my God!
02:08I got learning herpes.
02:10I got the gift to keep on giving.
02:12Boy.
02:15You did the black voice thing with him?
02:16It's not a black voice.
02:17Not a black voice.
02:18You don't remember when you was in that meeting,
02:19you was like, we gonna get it lit up in here.
02:21This meeting lit.
02:22It was very lit.
02:23I keep it 100.
02:24When have I ever not kept it 100?
02:27Uh!
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