00:01Hey, free comedy show, plenty of seats, plenty of tickets left guys, free show, fuck's sake.
00:13So, big night.
00:17Look, my name is Lorne Michaels, I'm the producer of Saturday Night.
00:20The whole night?
00:21Yeah, the whole night.
00:22Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, Dan Ayik, how the fuck do you pronounce this?
00:31You know, I was thinking, why don't we punt?
00:35We should run the dress for our soul and claw back a win next Saturday.
00:38We can't, Dick, it's a live show.
00:41We're just not ready.
00:42Doesn't matter that we're ready, it matters that it's 11.30, that's when we go on.
00:48Lorne, all I'm trying to do is give you advice.
00:51It's in everyone's best interest, mainly yours.
00:53Sorry, was that a threat?
00:54Look around, Lorne.
00:56You haven't locked the script.
00:57Your crew is in open rebellion.
00:59Fuck you, fuck you.
01:01I definitely fucked you.
01:03The writers on the 17th floor tied a belt around Big Bird's neck and hung him from my dressing room
01:08door.
01:09Holy moly, what's all I'm gonna do is, Gilda!
01:12Go tell her how you fit into this ensemble.
01:14Oh, is this an ensemble?
01:14Really?
01:15Fuck the game, it's your hour!
01:17NBC makes more money playing runes of The Tonight Show.
01:19NBC is lucky to have something as relevant as this show.
01:23Lorne, they don't even want it.
01:24That's logical, Dick, that's why they're paying us all to be here.
01:26I mean, more than 90 minutes of live television by a group of 20-year-olds who have never made
01:30anything.
01:31Do you ever stop and wonder why they said yes?
01:33A counterculture show starring total unknowns with zero narrative and even less structure.
01:39Fuck!
01:39What the fuck?
01:41Fuck!
01:45They want you to fail.
01:51We just have to make it to air.
01:56Am I still in the show?
02:01Jesus Christ.
02:02Sorry, tripped over my penis.
02:05Fuck!
02:17Let's say something.
02:17What?
02:17Through here.
02:17Grazie a tutti.
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