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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:02:02Oh!
00:02:03Oh, my God!
00:02:07What am I doing?
00:02:08Well let's get into it.
00:02:08So, I tell him...
00:02:10Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:12That's an okra.
00:02:14Like seriously?
00:02:16so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in
00:02:22the first
00:02:22place how about you and i and you just excuse me for a moment be right back
00:02:33so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh i'll
00:02:41be right back
00:02:55oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher we can what are you doing oh you're drowning my
00:03:06sorrows you
00:03:16how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:23happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:33but we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear friends forever
00:03:39stop doing that
00:03:47thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at dengar
00:03:54small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development
00:04:12what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:22a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:30how about we stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm i'm
00:04:40your men
00:04:42sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:49i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:04:57i'm jones
00:04:59se jujones
00:04:59yes
00:05:21life
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:44I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on Lumen.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:24Friends forever.
00:06:26Friends forever.
00:06:28Friends forever.
00:06:32Friends forever.
00:06:38Friends forever.
00:06:40Friends forever.
00:06:41Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:44Friends forever.
00:06:46Friends forever.
00:07:44Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:47What am I doing here?
00:07:49Oh my head, my head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:24But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:38You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:08:58Wanted benefits.
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah, uh, we are, we know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:50He's here to see my father.
00:09:52Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:58He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:03I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:06Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:13Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:14You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:36A contract?
00:10:37It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:41Article one.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:46Good point.
00:10:47Article two.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Article three.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article four.
00:11:01No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:06Article five.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:14I don't like that one.
00:11:17Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:30Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:43Let's eat.
00:11:44Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:57Bye.
00:12:00Bye.
00:12:04Bye.
00:12:39No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:41And I think you're insane.
00:12:42No, you do.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:51Will you go out with me?
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:01No.
00:13:06What?
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:59So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:01Yes, you will.
00:14:15He asked me out.
00:14:17He asked me out.
00:14:18Breathe, Beth.
00:14:20Breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:27On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:34You can give me some tips.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37Um.
00:14:39Yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-pending ready for the big date.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Bye.
00:14:55Bye.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color.
00:15:18Heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:28I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:30He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:51Please.
00:15:53We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, amazing.
00:16:02On third.
00:16:03Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35Mm-hmm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:43That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:29Oh, my God.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:34Why?
00:17:36Because I was sworn off one-night stads.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:42No, no, it, it, uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just, sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:51So it can be perfect.
00:17:54Yeah?
00:17:57Yes.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:09Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:28Would you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:38Oh, God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:45Yeah, my days at one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait, just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not funny.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:34I don't want to do it.
00:19:35I don't want to do it.
00:19:38I don't want to do it.
00:19:39I don't want to do it.
00:19:43I don't want to do it.
00:19:44I don't want to do it.
00:19:46I don't want to do it.
00:19:47I don't want to do it.
00:19:48I don't want to do it.
00:19:50I don't want to do it.
00:19:51I don't want to do it.
00:19:51I don't want to do it.
00:19:52I don't want to do it.
00:19:53I don't want to do it.
00:19:53I don't want to do it.
00:19:54I don't want to do it.
00:19:57I don't want to do it.
00:20:00I don't want to do it.
00:20:01Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love does not
00:20:12exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:21Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love does not
00:20:29exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:39Leanne Lamont.
00:20:55Leanne Lamont.
00:21:01Leanne Lamont.
00:21:04Leanne Lamont.
00:21:07Leanne Lamont.
00:21:08Leanne Lamont.
00:21:09Hey.
00:21:10Shit.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:14My bad. My fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue?
00:21:24Here. Let me.
00:21:26Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:29Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:39Well, see you guys later.
00:21:44Here.
00:21:49I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:51I'm Eric.
00:21:51Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:02Was that fun?
00:22:04Or was Eric fun?
00:22:08Ralph?
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:12So what?
00:22:14Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No.
00:22:16That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No.
00:22:24I'm not jealous.
00:22:25Why would I be jealous?
00:22:26We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:33Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:34You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah, fine.
00:22:43Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:52Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:22Flops for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:24That's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:45That's from Eric?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:56Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:20Friends forever.
00:24:23Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:31Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:21Yeah.
00:25:22That's awesome.
00:25:24You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:28He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I just want him to be happy.
00:25:43By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:50I love it.
00:25:52Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:18She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:21You never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:28I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:29Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33This is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:37You have a nice long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:46And...
00:26:47Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:50Nice.
00:26:53And this is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:01But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:29Great idea.
00:27:32Come on.
00:27:45Just a sec.
00:27:48Or just a sec.
00:27:51Just a sec.
00:27:52I gonna die around here.
00:27:53I'm gonna die.
00:27:54It's safe.
00:27:56You have a great idea.
00:27:57You have a moment.
00:27:57You're gonna die.
00:27:58I'm gonna die.
00:27:59If you've been fishing.
00:27:59I'm gonna die.
00:28:24Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:36I was thinking
00:28:59Nice trick
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea
00:29:09Hello? Your front door is unlocked
00:29:14My front door
00:29:28How could you?
00:29:33Beth! Wait! Beth!
00:29:36Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving
00:29:58I'm getting dressed, I'm going
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:01Sorry, okay? You didn't do anything
00:30:02It was me, I fucked up
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious
00:30:07It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:30:09I fucked up, whatever it is, it was
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:24Yeah
00:30:26Yeah
00:30:30And first?
00:30:33And first?
00:30:37And first?
00:30:53Hey, Beth
00:30:54Go away
00:31:00I need to talk to you
00:31:03I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:07You on the other hand
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game
00:31:13Friends with benefits
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise
00:31:23Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:35You and me
00:31:38Please
00:31:40Give me another chance
00:31:48I suppose
00:31:52Okay
00:32:06Hey
00:32:06Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:10I'm so confused
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:19Eric
00:32:21Hi
00:32:22I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch
00:32:27But...
00:32:27I would love to see you again
00:32:29If you're up for it
00:32:39Asher
00:32:39Asher?
00:32:40Asher, it's me
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:45Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:46Call me!
00:32:59Leigh-Anne
00:33:00I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:08You know where to find me
00:33:30It's Eric, leave a message
00:33:33Hey, Eric
00:33:35Um...
00:33:36I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:39And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:42Asher? Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know! You're with her! You lied to me!
00:33:51Okay...
00:33:51Miss you
00:33:52Call me
00:33:53Bye!
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages
00:34:03Um...
00:34:03Listen...
00:34:04I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you
00:34:08But...
00:34:08Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:12I'll call you when I can
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe...
00:34:41Hey, hey, hey, babe...
00:34:42Slow down!
00:34:42What are you doing now?
00:34:48To love...
00:34:53Wait...
00:34:53Love sucks...
00:34:58Okay...
00:34:59I think we've had enough
00:35:03How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:05Hmm...
00:35:06Hmm...
00:35:08Fabulous...
00:35:10Ooh...
00:35:12Easy...
00:35:40What a good you did...
00:35:42I don't know...
00:35:43Come on...
00:35:43Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:14Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:18You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's okay. Just laugh.
00:36:22Is it Leanne?
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:26You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:30Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:36It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:39No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:43Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:51I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:53Oh my God.
00:37:02Oh my God.
00:37:04God bless you.
00:37:44God bless you.
00:38:14God bless you.
00:38:15God bless you.
00:38:45Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:47She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:52Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:54So embarrassing.
00:38:58Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:35You sound good.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:38You sound good.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:45Come on.
00:40:17Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:19I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:21We only just got back together.
00:40:25Beth, we were never together.
00:40:28I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:31You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:33Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:37I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:41You're fired!
00:40:43You can't fire me.
00:40:44I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:48I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:49You can't.
00:40:50She'll sue.
00:40:53Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:57And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:19Shit.
00:41:22Shit!
00:41:27Shit!
00:41:28Shit!
00:41:29Shit!
00:41:30Shit!
00:41:30Shit!
00:41:31I don't know.
00:42:08I don't know.
00:42:51I don't know.
00:42:59We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:05Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:11XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain the steps?
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:43You're my lover.
00:43:44You're my best friend.
00:43:47Lear.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:06Kate.
00:44:16Kate.
00:44:43I will, I will, I will, I will.
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both.
00:44:58Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her.
00:45:05You don't love her.
00:45:07You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:17Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:22Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:29Thoughts?
00:45:30Thoughts?
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:33Thoughts?
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:38Thoughts?
00:45:40Thoughts?
00:45:41Thoughts?
00:45:43Thoughts?
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:45:44Seed your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:48I think they'd really get along, because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:52Did you know that?
00:45:53It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh my god.
00:46:11Hello?
00:46:15Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:18You're gonna love the photographer.
00:46:19He's awesome.
00:46:20I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:24Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26Hey.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:00Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:16Effective now.
00:47:18Wait.
00:47:19What?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:28Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my god.
00:47:33Why would she do this?
00:47:36Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:38No, it's not true.
00:47:40No, it's not true.
00:47:40This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:46But you never speak to me again.
00:47:51So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:53Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:56It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:58It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:03Asha.
00:48:04Nobody will touch you.
00:48:06So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing?
00:48:24What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about?
00:48:33I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Well, job well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:39Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:45We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me.
00:48:51Don't contact me.
00:48:52Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:52:04Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:07I didn't write this.
00:52:13Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:16It was Beth.
00:52:23Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:25It was Beth.
00:52:30She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh, my God.
00:52:34I think it's not her day.
00:52:36I have to warn him.
00:52:38Come on.
00:52:39Come on, come on.
00:52:40Come on.
00:52:41OK.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:49Shit.
00:52:50He blocked me?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:21I don't know.
00:54:18I don't know.
00:54:21Oh my god.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:26What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:45You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise.
00:55:11Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher, or...
00:55:15You're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:26I'm just...
00:55:27Please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:30Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:54No!
00:55:54I can't...
00:55:56No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:08I don't know.
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:07That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:15You're never getting away with it.
00:57:18Oh, but I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:21and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:23and when I get back,
00:57:25you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:35You bitch.
00:57:37You bitch!
00:57:39Oh, and by the way,
00:57:42you're fired!
00:57:45Toodles!
00:57:46Toodles!
00:58:28Hey!
00:58:35Yes!
00:58:36No!
00:59:06What?
00:59:36No, no, no, no!
00:59:38Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:59:40Ah!
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:55Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in-
01:00:02Stop!
01:00:05dearly beloved we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in stop
01:00:16what are you doing here keep going fast what's going on Beth security take this woman away
01:00:23she's clearly deranged come on dearly beloved we are gathered here today let's go finish it
01:00:28mr. Fallon your daughter wrote this letter not me on which she forged my signature what it's
01:00:37completely absurd is this true oh she's crazy security she confessed to it all last night
01:00:48right after she tried to kill me
01:00:52no Asher you love me we're getting married today go go go
01:00:58go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything
01:01:07go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything
01:01:11Beth how could you I did it for you baby for us
01:01:15get off me
01:01:21I will kill you I will kill you
01:01:24I will kill you
01:01:25get off me
01:01:27get off me
01:01:29no
01:01:33no no no no
01:01:34no I
01:01:35I
01:01:36I
01:01:36Don't you take me, ask for it, don't leave your lock if you have a decline!
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:47Yeah, I think so.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:51God.
01:01:53Someone grab a chair.
01:01:57You okay?
01:01:59Yeah, I think so.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:03God.
01:02:05Someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Babe.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Wake up, babe.
01:02:14Baby, wake up.
01:02:15Baby.
01:02:16Hey, wake up.
01:02:17Wake up, baby.
01:02:19Leanne.
01:02:22Asher.
01:02:23Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:33I'm more sorry.
01:02:35You saved me.
01:02:37You're my hero.
01:02:41I'm sure I love you.
01:02:46I love you, Lee.
01:02:50I love you, Lee.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:20Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:30But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:33I'll be right back now.
01:03:34I love you, Lee.
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