00:00I'm Tiffany Haddish.
00:01Some of you Caucasians may recognize me from the Oscars.
00:04Check out the trailer for our new movie, Nobody's Fool.
00:11If I close this deal, I'll be the first black woman to be a VP in the company.
00:17Hi, Mom.
00:18Hey, darling.
00:19Listen, it's your sister.
00:21She's getting out.
00:21If you could pick her up, I'd appreciate it.
00:24What time?
00:24What time?
00:25Honey, it's jail.
00:27You get there when you can, like the song said.
00:31Hey, girl, hey.
00:33Free her ass.
00:34Free her ass.
00:35I'm about to go out here and shake this ass.
00:37Can we go to the club?
00:40Ooh, this is nice.
00:44They don't smell like roaches in here or nothing.
00:46How you get sparkles in the back of an animal?
00:49What is this, a camera?
00:51I need a job.
00:52Why don't you just work here?
00:53Oh, that's what's up.
00:55Yeah, this is so dope.
00:56Uh, where it say sex?
00:58What you want me to put right there?
00:59What you want to put?
01:00Plenty.
01:02I like sexes from my exes.
01:04My sister is a bit much.
01:06How can I help you?
01:07I do what they say.
01:09You've been standing in line all this time and you don't know what you want.
01:11Okay, you could just stand right there and think about it.
01:14Who is this?
01:15Charlie.
01:16Charlie.
01:17He is an amazing guy.
01:19She met him online a year ago, but she's never even seen him.
01:22He seemed too good to be true.
01:24If the man looks too good to be true, he is.
01:28You're being catfished.
01:31So the dude ain't real?
01:32No, the dude ain't real.
01:34He could be anybody.
01:35We need to go and find this son of a bitch who catfished me.
01:39And we gonna tear his ass up.
01:41This should be good.
01:42Like that.
01:43Is she serious?
01:49Girl, I got his address.
01:51We gonna do this tonight.
01:53We gonna need a saw, some plastic, burner foam.
01:55I gotta go to the bathroom.
01:56That's good.
01:57You need to go ahead and let all the liquids out because you don't want to leave no DNA.
02:01You're not helping.
02:02Every time you try to kill him, man, you gonna squirt a little pee.
02:04I know that for sure.
02:09Mama, it's Tanya.
02:10Who?
02:11It's Tanya.
02:12Oh no, Tanya no here.
02:14Mama, I know it's you.
02:15This connection is so rickety.
02:18Hello?
02:19What?
02:19Mama, you in the window.
02:21I'm sorry, what?
02:22We not on no cell phone, ma.
02:23I can't hear you, baby.
02:24I can't hear you.
02:25Mama!
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