00:00Do you return my blue jacket?
00:01Yes.
00:02And after a very intense conversation with their saleswoman
00:04that ended with both of us in tears,
00:06I got you a full refund.
00:07I want it back.
00:08Absolutely.
00:09This computer isn't taking my password.
00:11Oh no, no, no.
00:13It's my laptop.
00:15Well, bring me my laptop.
00:16Wake me up at midnight, but don't startle me.
00:19Play a lullaby or something that just slowly increased the volume.
00:21What are you still doing here?
00:22I'm always the last one here.
00:24I'm always the last one here.
00:25The two of them are always in this office.
00:27Let's just lock them in a room together
00:28so they can have sex with each other.
00:30When they're boning, we're free.
00:34We wanted to shut down the elevator for a few minutes
00:36so two people could fall in love.
00:38Whoa, who's this guy?
00:39You need to go, sir.
00:40It's go time.
00:41Oh my God.
00:42This is how it always starts in my nightmare.
00:44What are you doing?
00:45What is he doing?
00:45Stop doing that, please.
00:46Stop that right now.
00:47I need to be free of this.
00:49We know everything about them.
00:50What they like, what they don't like.
00:51We are the men behind the curtain.
00:54Does Rick have good Yankees tickets?
00:55No.
00:56He watches from the bleachers like a common peasant.
00:58Yeah, of course he does.
00:59We need the people, these two seats, to make out.
01:02Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:07The world's our oyster!
01:09Surprise!
01:11Taking the rest of the day.
01:12I'm going to be in late tomorrow.
01:13We did it.
01:14We made two miserable people happy.
01:16I'm proud of us.
01:17Yes!
01:19Help!
01:20You guys know each other?
01:22We're friends.
01:23That's nice.
01:24Why'd you say it like that?
01:26How'd your voice go up?
01:37Code red, code black.
01:39I'm not going to pretend to let him teach me about how the world works.
01:43Save yourself.
01:46We're full-on parents rapping.
01:48No, we're not.
01:48Okay, I think I've seen the Lindsay Lohan classic enough times to know that we're full-on parents rapping horror.
01:56All I care about, that I'm not still an assistant when I'm 28.
02:00I'm 28.
02:00Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
02:02For you.
02:03That's very sad for you.
02:18Bye-bye.
02:19Bye-bye.
02:19Geo-bye.
02:20Bye-bye.
02:20Bye-bye.
02:20Grazie a tutti
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