00:00Show them the ID.
00:02Military ID.
00:03Jack Jessup reporting for booze.
00:05You don't look like this guy.
00:07This guy looks like a soldier.
00:08Hoorah!
00:09I'm really excited to go camping with you guys.
00:11Why are there so many bags?
00:13Stop going through my shit.
00:14Sarah?
00:15Wait, did you not tell them that we were coming?
00:17I was... I'm telling them now.
00:19Like, they're learning of it right now.
00:21Jeremy said we're going like six miles into the woods.
00:24Got you something, dude.
00:26The Fun King condom.
00:27This might be your chance to be with Becky.
00:29She's always had a thing for you.
00:30I'm slow playing it, okay?
00:32You are no playing it.
00:33Guys, it's Spring Break and I'm ready to rage.
00:36Let the games begin.
00:45Freak up, bitch.
00:47Oh!
00:47Oh!
00:48Why?
00:50If you want, we can hike down.
00:52No, no.
00:52I'm not going to take the long way down.
00:54I'm going to take the Sean way down.
00:55Oh!
00:56Oh, my God!
00:58Oh!
01:01It honestly didn't hurt that much.
01:03It was actually really fun.
01:04Oh!
01:06Oh!
01:06Ah!
01:07Ah!
01:08Ah!
01:09This knife is so sharp.
01:10What the fuck is he doing?
01:12Did you just...
01:13Oh, no.
01:15Ah!
01:16911, I have a medical emergency.
01:17I need a medevac.
01:18Pronto.
01:19Hey, where are you?
01:20Oh, my God.
01:20I didn't see us.
01:21This will get their attention.
01:23Whose idea was it to set off the fireball?
01:26It was all me, dude.
01:27You're a fucking idiot!
01:29That was insane.
01:32Wow.
01:33The Fun King?
01:34You wanted to use it at the hospital?
01:37Um...
01:38Something big, I feel it happening now.
01:40Oh!
01:42Oh!
01:42Pushing by the night, he's crazy.
01:44I feel it in my bones like, oh.
01:48No!
01:58It was just supposed to be camping
02:01Sean, let's go
02:01Yeah
02:03What is your problem?
02:04Sean, do you have a boner?
02:05What? I don't have a bony
02:07Did you just fart?
02:08No, it's a seat
02:09Oh my god, do you have the farts and a boner?
02:11I don't have the farts or a boner
02:13One of those is definitely a lie
02:15You're being cock-bocked literally by your own cock
02:22You're being cock-bocked literally by your own cock
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