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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:01:59No!
00:02:02No!
00:02:04No!
00:02:07No!
00:02:08I'm not doing it.
00:02:10No!
00:02:12No!
00:02:13No!
00:02:14No!
00:02:15No!
00:02:16No!
00:02:17No!
00:02:19No!
00:02:21No!
00:02:21him in the first place how about you and I and just excuse me for a moment be
00:02:29right back so I was thinking how about we get out of here and go sorry
00:02:55oh damn it I'm so sorry oh my god Asher yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my sorrows
00:03:06you
00:03:15how did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF uh life I guess
00:03:22we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever
00:03:28stop doing that we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear
00:03:38friends forever stop doing that
00:03:47thank you oh what about work I actually just started a new job I'm doing marketing at
00:03:54Dengard small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do I work at a software
00:04:02development startup hey what about your love life what about your love life oh my god years of bad
00:04:21sex with jerks a lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women cheers mate how about we
00:04:33stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm among your men
00:04:42sex ruins everything yeah I suppose you're right I'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing men
00:04:57I'm too old
00:04:59hey
00:05:0013
00:05:0114
00:05:0315
00:05:0416
00:05:0616
00:05:36I can't remember the last one.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:43I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:57I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:40Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:47Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:17I don't know.
00:07:43Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:47What am I doing here?
00:07:49Oh, my head.
00:07:51My head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:39You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:08:58Wanted benefits.
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:44We know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:50He's here to see my father.
00:09:52Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:59He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:03I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:07Listen, gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:13Good to see you back.
00:10:14You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:36A contract?
00:10:36It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:41Article 1.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:46Good point.
00:10:47Article 2.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Article 3.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article 4.
00:11:02No lies.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:06Article 5.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:14I don't like that one.
00:11:17Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:29Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:43Let's see.
00:11:44Let's see.
00:12:04Let's see.
00:12:39No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:41And I think you're insane.
00:12:42No, you do.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:51Will you go out with me?
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:01No.
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:59So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:01Yes, you will.
00:14:15He asked me out.
00:14:17He asked me out.
00:14:18Breathe, Beth.
00:14:20Breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:27On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:34You can give me some tips.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37Um.
00:14:39Yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-pending ready for the big date.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Bye.
00:14:55Bye.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color.
00:15:18Heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:28I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:51Please.
00:15:53We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:03Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35Mm-hmm.
00:16:36Mm-hmm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:43That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:15Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:31Oh, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:34Why?
00:17:36Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:42No, no, it...
00:17:43That's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:48Let's wait.
00:17:50So it can be perfect.
00:17:54Yeah?
00:17:57Yes!
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Toodles.
00:18:09Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you...
00:18:18jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:28Did you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh, God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:45Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19It's not funny.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:23All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:51I don't want to do it.
00:20:03You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:18Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:21The Anne Lamont.
00:20:23You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:39The Anne Lamont.
00:20:40The Anne Lamont.
00:20:42The Anne Lamont.
00:20:46The Anne Lamont.
00:20:59The Anne Lamont.
00:21:09Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry. My bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue? Here. Let me. Hey, what
00:21:26are you doing? Stop cock-fucking me. Oh, I didn't realize. Hey, Asher. Eric.
00:21:37Okay. Well, see you guys later. Here. Thank you. Um, I'm Leanne, by the way. I'm Eric.
00:22:00That was fun. Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:08What else? Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:13So what? Think I can't handle myself? No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God. Are you jealous? No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends with benefits. Remember?
00:22:28Remember? Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it. Okay, I'm not being a dick. You're just making
00:22:35another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself. Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated. Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:24That's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:45Mr. Merrick?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:56Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:21Friends forever?
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:31Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:24You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:29He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you're jealous.
00:25:35I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I just want him to be happy.
00:25:42By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:44By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:49I love it.
00:25:51Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:18She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:21Yeah, you never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:27I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:33This is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:37You have a nice long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:45Mm-hmm.
00:26:45And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:53And this is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:01But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:29Great idea.
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:47L Thursday, bye.
00:27:51Bye.
00:27:52Bye.
00:27:54Bye.
00:28:24Oh, my God.
00:28:25We had fun last night.
00:28:30Do you have a key?
00:28:36I was thinking.
00:28:58Oh, nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:05Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea.
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:11Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:14I brought the dough.
00:29:29How could you?
00:29:34Beth!
00:29:35Wait, Beth!
00:29:36Oh, fuck.
00:29:37What have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like.
00:29:55Hey.
00:29:56What are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed.
00:29:59I'm going.
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:00I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:03It was me.
00:30:03I fucked up.
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't.
00:30:08It isn't.
00:30:08It doesn't matter.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:09Whatever it is.
00:30:11It was.
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:31Henceverse?
00:30:38Henceverse.
00:30:53Hey, Beth.
00:30:54Go away.
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:07You on the other hand.
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:11It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game.
00:31:13Friends with benefits.
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:31Really?
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:35You and me.
00:31:38Please.
00:31:40Give me another chance.
00:31:48I suppose.
00:31:52Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:57Okay.
00:32:19I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:28I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:39Asher?
00:32:40Asher, it's me.
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:44Are you with Leanne?
00:32:45Call me!
00:32:59Okay, Leanne.
00:33:00I don't know what I did to drive you away, but...
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again...
00:33:08I don't know where to find me.
00:33:30It's Eric.
00:33:31Leave a message.
00:33:33Hey, Eric.
00:33:34Um...
00:33:36I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:40you were doing later.
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:42Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know you're with her.
00:33:47You lied to me!
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:51Miss you.
00:33:52Call me.
00:33:53Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:02Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but
00:34:08maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:12I'll call you when I can.
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:42Slow down.
00:34:47To love.
00:34:51Wait.
00:34:53Love sucks.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:03How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:08Fabulous.
00:35:11Easy.
00:35:40What a good you did, isn't it?
00:35:44What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:01What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:01What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:01What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:01What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:04What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:07What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:10What a good you did, isn't it?
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:15Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:18You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:21Is it Leanne?
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:26You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:31Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:36It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:39No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:43Which is why I grabbed the photo.
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:05Bye.
00:37:05Bye.
00:37:07Bye.
00:37:11Bye.
00:37:19Bye.
00:38:58Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:32Come here.
00:39:34Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:44Come here.
00:40:12Come here.
00:40:17are you breaking up with me i i wouldn't call it breaking up we only just got back together
00:40:25beth we were never together i mean we went out like six times you said you wanted to see where
00:40:32things went yes and unfortunately they went in another direction i'm so sorry i never meant to
00:40:39you you're fired you can't fire me i don't work at your company and i own mine i'll fire leanne
00:40:49you can't she'll sue okay you're a terrific girl and i really enjoyed our time together
00:40:56and more than anything i truly hope that we can remain friends
00:41:02yeah
00:41:19shit
00:42:54How about a hotel this time?
00:43:00We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:05Love for a friend with benefits, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:12XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leigh-Anne.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain the steps?
00:43:26I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:43You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:47Leigh-Anne.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:08Kate.
00:44:33I am not a cheater.
00:44:38I am not a cheater.
00:44:42I will, I will, I will!
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her.
00:45:05You don't love her.
00:45:07You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:47I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:52Did you know that?
00:45:53It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh my god.
00:46:11Hello?
00:46:15Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:18You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:19I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you, and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:24Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:00Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:16Effective now.
00:47:18Wait, what?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my god.
00:47:33Why would she do this?
00:47:36Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:39No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:47But you never speak to me again.
00:47:51So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:53Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:58It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:03Nobody will touch you.
00:48:06So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing?
00:48:24What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about?
00:48:32I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Oh, job well done.
00:48:36Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:38Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:44We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay?
00:48:47We are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me.
00:48:51Don't contact me.
00:48:52Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:03Don't find someone else.
00:49:07joyous.
00:49:08Don't try to ruin me.
00:49:08Don't you vilify me?
00:49:10I've got you.
00:49:26Go on so slow and fast.
00:49:27I will take your ass out.
00:49:29You'll be fine.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:43Come on.
00:52:49Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:17Beth?
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:22Oh, my God.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:27She's insane.
00:54:27She's insane.
00:54:27What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I say you're in the same thing.
00:54:39I say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I'll scream.
00:54:53I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:03I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise.
00:55:11Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher?
00:55:14Or...
00:55:15You're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:27Just...
00:55:27Please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:31Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'll quit my job.
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've gotta go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've gotta go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:53I can't...
00:56:06Get out of here.
00:56:13I don't know.
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:08That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:15You're never getting away with it.
00:57:18Oh, but I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:21And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:23And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:35You bitch.
00:57:36You bitch.
00:57:39Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:45Toodles.
00:57:46Toodles.
00:57:47Toodles.
00:57:54Toodles.
00:58:01Toodles.
00:59:37Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:55Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:02Stop!
01:00:05Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop!
01:00:16What are you doing here? Keep going fast!
01:00:19What's going on, Beth?
01:00:21Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:25Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:32Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:42Is this true?
01:00:43Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:53Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:58Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:11Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:16Get off me!
01:01:21I'll kill you. I won't kill you!
01:01:24Get off me! Get off me!
01:01:28Get off me!
01:01:29Hey!
01:01:29No!
01:01:30Master!
01:01:33No! No! No! No! No!
01:01:35No! No!
01:01:35Beth, why don't you take me?
01:01:37Ask for I don't know if you're not going to climb!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:46Yeah, I think so.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:50Good.
01:01:52God.
01:01:53Someone grab a chair.
01:01:56You okay?
01:01:58Yeah, I think so.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:03God.
01:02:05Someone grab a chair.
01:02:10Babe.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Wake up, babe.
01:02:13Baby, wake up.
01:02:15Baby.
01:02:16Hey, wake up.
01:02:18Wake up, baby.
01:02:19Leanne.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22Asher.
01:02:23Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:33I'm more sorry.
01:02:35You saved me.
01:02:37You're my hero.
01:02:42Sure, I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Lee.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:13Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:21Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:30But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:33I'm so sorry for everything.
01:03:33I'm so sorry for everything.
01:03:34I'm so sorry for everything.
01:03:35I'm so sorry for everything.
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