00:01Ronaldo, since when do you eat sugar and why are your nails like knife?
00:04Relax bro, donuts are my fuel, always have been.
00:08Wait, who calls a landline at 3am?
00:10Messi, it's me, I forgot my keys. Open up, I've got a surprise.
00:14That's impossible, you're on the couch eating donuts.
00:17I hate sugar, and my nails aren't chrome, that's not me.
00:19There's someone identical to you in here!
00:21Then step aside, now!
00:23Alright fake, who are you before I blow this whistle?
00:26Psst, you caught me, time to switch forms!
00:30What did y'all take care of?
00:34I love you
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