00:00Messi, your duffel bag is leaking right now!
00:05Bro, that puddle is neon green. What is...
00:10Wait, it smells like mint and lime. That's not paint.
00:15My recovery smoothie! I packed it for training!
00:19It exploded inside the bag! It's everywhere!
00:21Cristiano, during warm-up you sat on my bag and crushed the bottles.
00:23Me? I thought it was a bent!
00:25You're buying a new bag and fresh ingredients.
00:27Uh, I was totally not recording.
