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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:12I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:16There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24For the longest of these necessary,
00:26you fell as far as you could without getting about.
00:30You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer,
00:33but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I can't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty
00:54that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01You won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:06Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck
01:08that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection
01:13every minute of the day for the next six months.
01:16I'm getting paired with a training officer
01:17so legendarily can't take her
01:19as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon
01:23who should have been fired
01:24for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say
01:41that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:46Even though last time
01:46it took him over a week
01:47to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in me.
01:51Okay?
01:52He'll be done by fire.
01:54Luna, my savior,
01:55room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia
02:05and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton,
02:13this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:16Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19Spent the last five years
02:20working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:23No point.
02:23That's nothing compared
02:24to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me.
02:29Tell them I got carried off by a twister.
02:33Um, nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride
02:39and for taking my car in,
02:41which you should probably go do now
02:43or else he's going to blame us
02:44for not getting it finished today.
03:20Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts
03:21on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22What are you going to tell me
03:25that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:28That was clear to some of us
03:30on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess
03:33who's going to hit the streets
03:34so scared to make a mistake
03:35that he will panic freeze
03:37the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it, Henry.
03:50Good morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car
04:10and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah, yeah, just, um...
04:21You have heard this.
04:25Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
05:00No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up
05:02to the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour
05:09and you're being radio silent,
05:10so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop,
05:18the sooner she'll abandon the thread,
05:19stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:45Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:53Then rethink your approach.
05:55Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay.
06:24So here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:31I don't understand.
06:32You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie
06:34and take the lead on every call we get.
06:36And at the end of shift,
06:37I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say, boo?
06:45I'm just going to stick with my home.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again,
06:52without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:59No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07There's freak rits safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:12No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rits.
07:157-1-15-2-11-at-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:21Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police.
07:48Police!
07:52Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you.
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in,
08:15stole all of our equipment and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the time.
08:21It's called Dropout TV.
08:23We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the company.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:36Sorry.
08:36No, sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47Ooh.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:04You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said it was a suspect.
09:10Okay.
09:11You're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:22Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean, like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an appellation hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:42Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I start to drop out TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:29Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone, he straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to LA.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics.
10:54Lovely people.
10:55Well, uh, I went to graduate high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors.
10:59Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time?
11:02What would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like...
11:05No, no, no.
11:05If someone were to do that...
11:07We're gonna go pick him up and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:15Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:26Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
11:32and not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes?
11:36When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose could be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on the freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:59Training?
11:59Why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:18Right.
12:19I mean, uh...
12:20Good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery?
12:27Hot damn, we're taking up, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes, and given our
12:38proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robbers' possible escape route
12:45and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:51So the route they would take to escape would be?
12:53They would head for the 10-1-10 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos of Los
12:58Angeles traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01George Street.
13:19Hands! Show me your hands!
13:24Please!
13:29Please help!
13:29I think she's dying!
13:34I think she's dying!
13:39Here we have two GSW victims.
13:41Patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
13:44Now worstly descended and firmed.
13:46Critically unstable.
13:47Recommend OR staff.
13:48I'll stay with you.
13:49Sounds right.
13:50You investigating this one?
13:51No, we are.
13:52That is sweet.
13:53But you are the hotshot detective.
13:55I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:58You are still a detective.
13:59But I get your point.
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:03Uh, no.
14:04I didn't realize there was one.
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:08The third robber disappeared when the shooting started.
14:10Must have laid low as the other two escaped.
14:12Then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:14We are pulling security footage now.
14:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm.
14:22Good.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it.
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss.
14:34And you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse, fire you.
14:40Oh, Lieutenant.
14:42Hey, um, you all right?
14:44I mean, other than uniform.
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:48Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:51You here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on.
14:52Take her out to lunch.
14:54Oh, that's sweet.
14:56Oh, uh, yeah.
14:57Excuse me.
15:05Luna.
15:06Hey, what are you doing?
15:08What are you doing here?
15:09Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:10Oh, that's so sweet.
15:12But Oliver is about to do his assessments and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions
15:17come up.
15:18You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants
15:22to see in a day.
15:23You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:25Good point.
15:28I shouldn't be too late.
15:30Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:33I can keep it.
15:35Yes.
15:36All right, good.
15:36It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
15:41Um, look, Luna, um...
15:44Hey, we need help.
15:46Let me guess.
15:47You're glued together.
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know.
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:55Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:01dispute gone sticky.
16:03No.
16:04No, no, no.
16:04Um, she was just caressing my face.
16:07Why you choked her?
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:11Come on.
16:12I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:14Wait, wait, um...
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:19I wish that...
16:21Ah, good.
16:47I wish that...
16:49Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you.
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:57By telling her to not contact me?
17:00I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:05All right, I'll text her.
17:06No.
17:06Hey, come on.
17:07Please.
17:07Call her.
17:08Today.
17:09Okay?
17:09An actual human conversation.
17:16Peter.
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:23How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:31The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:34Yeah, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:38The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:43Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:44No, it's not.
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:48And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:57There's over ten quintillion insects in the world.
18:00It's over one per billion per person.
18:04So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it at a crime
18:10scene isn't unlikely.
18:12Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:17That's fair.
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:22A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:27There's 53,000 species.
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:33Well, not today though, right?
18:35No.
18:36Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:46It's just like the movies.
18:48With as much diversity.
18:51Check, test.
18:53All right.
18:54We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:04But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy.
19:13Okay.
19:14The guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third
19:17person and he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose.
19:21Smoochie!
19:22Okay, wait.
19:22But number three is sort of getting like, hey, I'm Chad.
19:25I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club and I don't understand why my Native
19:28American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:34Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
19:37Okay, guys.
19:38Let's try to focus.
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:40Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:48You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:52Yeah.
19:54Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground.
20:00Okay.
20:00I'm impressed with the performance.
20:02I could use a little more pizazz.
20:03I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in L.A. that could do
20:06a better job than that.
20:07So, question.
20:08Can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No.
20:11They're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:15You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:17Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from the fugitive?
20:20No.
20:20Contestant number one.
20:21Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:23I would like it if you did.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I would like it if you did.
20:26I'll do it.
20:27Yes.
20:28I love the fugitive.
20:30Floor's all yours.
20:32What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:38residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:45He's really good.
20:46That's really good.
20:47Bravo.
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay.
20:54Okay.
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:58I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No.
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:05That would equal six.
21:05Cool.
21:08It's odd.
21:09Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:12Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope.
21:13Yes.
21:15I think it was like an acetone resistant blend.
21:20Heavy duty stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22Can't really remember the exact name.
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use, I'm not
21:28sure how else to proceed.
21:29Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:32Uh, no.
21:33Not really.
21:34I'm happy to do it.
21:35Give me your address.
21:36No.
21:36That's not necessary.
21:37That's super nice, though.
21:38Oh, my God.
21:39The nicest.
21:40But we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:42Listen up.
21:43You are glued to my wife.
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me.
21:48So give me your address.
21:50Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:54Something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:56Uh, I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:03Crazy.
22:04The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:11So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon.
22:13But the, uh, the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:18Damn.
22:19Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:23Damn.
22:24Hey, that's my rookie.
22:26Shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah.
22:31Has to give it a shot.
22:32Uh-huh.
22:33Alright, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:35We should get back out on patrol.
22:37Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds, combing through bank footage, trying to figure out how the third robber
22:45escaped.
22:46And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts your detective skills.
22:52Exactly.
22:53And unfortunately for you, I still need my TO to show me how it's done.
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects, and I'm not.
23:05The only way to become an expert is to do the work.
23:09And as someone whose instincts are to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you
23:14handle something that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:26Hey.
23:27Hey.
23:27How long she been awake?
23:29A couple of minutes.
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't.
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure.
23:38What's the worst mistake I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition.
23:43You versus her.
23:44You guys are on the same side.
23:46Yes ma'am.
23:46Got it.
23:47Thanks.
23:52Philly, I'm Officer Penn.
23:54This is Detective Harper.
23:56We brought you in.
23:57Yeah, I remember.
24:00Josefa, no one will tell me.
24:03I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery.
24:06She had lost too much blood.
24:11No.
24:13No.
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18Our guns weren't real.
24:19But they looked real.
24:21People were terrified.
24:24It's not fair, she only did it because of me.
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history.
24:34It's spotless.
24:35I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford.
24:39Be grateful.
24:41You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:44I am $200,000 in debt.
24:48And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:51It's higher now than it was when I started.
24:54What hope did we have at a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs just to barely stay above water.
25:02Listen, I get it.
25:04I lived in my car until a few months ago.
25:06Debt is no joke.
25:07And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:13But if you want any hope or leniency, any, you need to tell us who your other partner
25:17was in the robbery.
25:19It was just me and Ava.
25:20We know that there was a third person that got away.
25:22We're going to find them eventually.
25:24But you have an opportunity to help yourself here.
25:26I strongly urge you take it.
25:29I don't deserve help.
25:32Dave is dead because of me.
25:41Hey, what are you doing here?
25:43Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them.
25:44Something about a line-up?
25:45Right, but they left.
25:48Are you kidding?
25:50That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys.
25:53Okay.
25:53Sorry, can your mom pick you up?
25:55Yeah, I can call her.
25:57Did they help you at all with the line-
25:58No.
25:59Stupid question.
26:00Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic
26:02because they were too busy making fun of the orchestra to get on a lifeboat.
26:06Look, don't take this the wrong way, but why do you work with those guys?
26:10They pay me surprisingly well.
26:12Uh, Nolan.
26:13Sorry.
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah, I can be.
26:15I'll see you later?
26:16Yep.
26:18So, Greg just called.
26:20Luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and selling ghost guns.
26:25The judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look at their house.
26:28While they remain glued to Luna?
26:30That's going to have to be our secondary assignment.
26:32Identifying the adhesive they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all separated.
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:41Neither of them have a criminal record, but at one point or another they've both filed restraining orders against each
26:46other.
26:47I checked out their social media.
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts, obviously in a toxic relationship who share an inability to think things through.
26:53Wow.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Today is an odd one.
26:56Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain.
26:59Not without crying.
27:00Mares, we're on the move.
27:02Coming.
27:03I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go.
27:05Well, his girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday and he was very understanding about our confusion
27:12and happy to get his wallet back once we had it fingerprinted.
27:15Yeah.
27:16Hey, uh, you wanna ride with me?
27:17Ooh.
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor.
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:28I don't know.
27:29I don't think so.
27:31I don't have much confidence that even if he does it'll make things better.
27:34Mm-hmm.
27:35Okay, we're coming up to it.
27:37Thanks.
27:42Oh.
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh, let's back up a little.
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner.
28:05And by stuff you mean guns?
28:07Among other things.
28:09So do we wanna go right at them or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both.
28:31What?
28:31What?
28:34Go!
28:36On the ground.
28:37Step away from the van.
28:39On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive.
28:53Ooh, I wouldn't touch that.
28:54Good idea.
28:55Hey, guys, I got this out here.
28:57Go inside, clear the house.
29:00nolan sent a photo of the glue thank god oh did he uh did he see anything else while he
29:05was there
29:08hey i just got the exact epoxy that he used great
29:18um by the way earlier in the day i found these in the bathroom you wouldn't happen to know who
29:23they belong to would you yeah i've been looking everywhere for these what would you say you found
29:27them i'm on the hall
29:38finley grandma finley sorry i'm sorry you can't go there you can't go in there the hell i can't you're
29:44gonna have to shoot me to stop me ma'am ma'am hold on one second your granddaughter has been
29:49arrested
29:49for a very serious my granddaughter has also been shot and i am the only family she's got so you
29:54are gonna let me into that room yes ma'am we we can do that but i need you to
29:59do something for me
30:00finley can help herself by telling us the truth about what happened finley needs a lawyer i've got
30:05one on the way now let me see her of course but detective harper is gonna pat you down and
30:10hold
30:10one to your purse whatever arms up
30:14one on the way now let me know what happened to me
30:36i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry what's going on uh finley's grandma just got here
30:44great i don't need to make a separate trip when the feds finished processing the prints from the
30:48bank one set stood out although the last bank she robbed was in 1983
30:53get out finley's mama yeah she did a nickel for it got out never robbed another bank
31:10it's all my fault they did everything right in life and still they were struggling so much
31:18it wasn't right put your hands down no please no it wasn't right
31:36finally so much better
31:41all right good news is that you're free and this is the bad news
31:48all right if you could just turn around turn around hands on your head
31:58hands behind your back
32:13hey are you still waiting for your mom yeah she's busy said she'd get me when she's free
32:18she couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait
32:21okay uh what about your dad oh he's only break glass in case of emergency
32:24right well i just finished with an arrest so i i can give you a ride home great uh can
32:31we go with
32:31the lights and the sirens no but i'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy
32:36voice
32:36really no
32:40is that your mom no it's sam where's our equipment you weren't supposed to steal it for real
32:45i'm not paying you unless you bring it back
32:49second text haha whoops sorry that message wasn't for you please don't share it with anyone
32:54prayer hands emoji
32:57do i need a lawyer that is your right do you have one yes but he only does entertainment law
33:04that's not gonna help you look not only did you make false statements to police which is punishable
33:10by up to six months in prison but you also endangered yourself and your employees
33:15look i am so sorry we do crazy stunts for our shows all the time i thought i was hiring
33:21actors
33:21to play robbers that they were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery and then return
33:26all of our stuff a few hours later i never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers would attract
33:31actual armed robbers
33:35and then i was too embarrassed to say anything and now i fully realize the error of my ways
33:41which is great but it will still be up to the da's office as to whether they want to press
33:47charges
33:47i can't go to jail i couldn't even handle sleepaway camp
33:50look let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you
33:55i'm assuming you have names and numbers
33:57i have their venmos
33:59let's start with that
34:00okay robber 88 okay well i should have seen that one coming
34:20all right what a way to end shift as a thank you paperwork can be turned into the top of
34:25the day
34:25tomorrow i'll even add an hour of ot for those who want to come in early that's great hey did
34:29you call
34:29your mother i'm gonna yeah don't we have it right behind you
34:39i'm sorry i think i just need to get some closure
34:43that's okay look why don't we clock out and talk about it at home
34:47okay
34:49i don't know about you but all i'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep
34:55sounds nice
34:59are you okay
35:06i thought uh i can broach this in one delicate way but after the day we had
35:13i think it's better just to come out and say
35:17is there something going on with you and dr ashton
35:21are you accusing me of cheating
35:22i'm not accusing you of anything
35:26but after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car
35:36that's one more truth
35:41first of all you have to believe me when i say that nothing has happened between us
35:45second of all i do feel something for him
35:53i wasn't looking for it in our whole marriage i've never even thought about anyone else but
36:01this past year the world has opened up for me i finished school i got this job you met another
36:08man
36:09it is not that simple am i attracted to him yes but that doesn't mean that i was planning on
36:16acting on it
36:17doesn't mean you worked otherwise you would have said that
36:20wait please i'm
36:23i'm trying to be honest and and i'm making a mess of it because i don't i don't really know
36:28how i feel i
36:31if you hadn't confronted me about oliver there's a good chance i would have worked through all of this without
36:36you ever knowing
36:36i do know
36:40it's breaking my heart
36:48so what you need to tell me
36:51is that whatever it is you feel
36:53for this man
36:56it's over
36:57as of now
37:02and your hesitation gives you my answer here take this
37:05wait
37:06i need to take a walk
37:08and then what
37:09i don't know
37:19so officially end of shift
37:21did you decide whether or not i'm a lost cause
37:25i want to hear your thoughts first
37:28okay well i think i made some real progress today
37:31even though it wasn't close to perfect
37:33stop
37:34you do know not everything is about you right
37:36i don't want to hear your own self analysis
37:39i want to hear what you thought about me
37:40your rookie
37:41oh
37:43can i not do that
37:46all right
37:48i'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer
37:51you have natural instincts
37:53and though i can sometimes feel your urge to take over
37:55i appreciate that you don't
37:58your willingness to trust your t.o. and give him a second chance
38:00even when you think you might know better
38:02when you most definitely do
38:04know better
38:06it's admirable
38:09okay thanks
38:11now it's your turn right
38:14so what does that mean
38:15do i get to stay or should i go home
38:17see you tomorrow
38:26happy birthday
38:28we wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol
38:32you guys
38:34you
38:34you are terrible
38:37wonderful people
38:39and i love you
38:40we love you too and you're gonna get through this
38:42thank you
38:43wow you guys really did not have to do this
38:45but i am glad that you did
38:48it's not something i ever would have thought to celebrate
38:50to be fair you are not big on festivities of any kind
38:53i only found out when your birthday was because i called your mama
38:56and i am still kind of mad at you for that
38:58me too and so is wesley
39:01okay so i assume that this is not just decorations
39:03that there are some sort of sustenance
39:06and possible adult beverages
39:07i'm on it
39:08thank you guys for being here
39:11but just to clarify
39:12i do want to be in my bed
39:14in an hour
39:15oh yeah we'll be long on
39:17yeah
39:19okay
39:21all right mom
39:22bye
39:24i did it
39:25it is handled
39:27that took too long to have been easy
39:30is she okay
39:31are you okay
39:32yeah no i'm great
39:33okay
39:34actually no it went a lot easier than i expected
39:36she understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly
39:39and acknowledged that she can get overexcited
39:42doesn't blame you or me
39:43just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone
39:47wow
39:48okay
39:49it sounds like it went great
39:50yeah
39:51well what took so long then
39:53we started talking about a lot of other stuff
39:55like what
39:56nosy
39:57come on
39:57if you want to tell me
39:58um
40:00work
40:02childhood memories
40:04you
40:05it was nice
40:07yeah
40:08i bet you guys have a lot to catch up on
40:11yeah
40:12yeah what she did
40:13she told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market
40:15oh and she told me all about her friend linda
40:17who uh
40:18has been acting like
40:19and this is in my mother's words
40:21a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press
40:24yeah i heard about linda
40:25and honestly i agree with your mother
40:27she has to go
40:28how did you hear about that
40:29that was not on the group chat
40:33nope
40:34i
40:37i am on a separate group thread with just your mom and jenny
40:41you are unbelievable
40:42no stop
40:43to be fair
40:44i did not start that one
40:45jenny did
40:46but now i have two of my main sources for vintage tim photos in the same place
40:50so that's very nice for me
40:51oh god
40:52okay so do i have to talk to jenny now too
40:53no no but if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around that would be nice
41:01okay i'm sure i can dig it up from somewhere
41:03wow
41:15hello
41:16i'm in the bedroom
41:21i thought you couldn't be over another week
41:23i moved some things around
41:25are you naked under there
41:26100%
41:27with the caveat
41:28that i have to go back in 36 hours
41:31we can get a lockdown in 36 hours
41:33we can
41:38just one
41:40yes sir is everything all right
41:42no
41:44luna and i are at a bad place
41:49i don't
41:51i don't know what our future looks like
41:53i'm here at the hotel bar where i'll be staying for who knows how long
41:58sounds like you need some company i'll be right there
42:01thanks
42:04maybe not right there
42:06hey john
42:07he won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20
42:10this is true
42:14hi
42:48damn it
42:50yeah
42:50yeah
42:51yeah
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