00:03You know, when I was a salesgirl, not yet a saleswoman,
00:07I had a knack for making something out of nothing.
00:16Oh my God, it's the Rita girls.
00:18They're like more royalty.
00:25Do I know you?
00:27I don't think so.
00:29I just got here last week.
00:31What are you up to tonight?
00:33Well, I was going to go home and...
00:35But like, what do you want to be up to tonight?
00:52Let's begin the induction.
00:54Ghost milk, thigh gaps, rose petals, bone caps.
00:58Truffle oil, bitch slap, blood clots, juice press.
01:03Being a witch is being a sister.
01:06And we must protect our sisterhood by any means necessary.
01:09A pumpkin!
01:10Rip out the weeds.
01:11Please don't tell Apple about this.
01:13Throw out the snakes.
01:14Apple will not understand.
01:16Do you think pumpkin is Apple's mini-meat?
01:19Is someone wearing the...
01:24The Mojave body mist?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I'm wearing it.
01:31We can't let history repeat itself.
01:34Are we still best friends?
01:35You know I don't believe in hierarchy in female relationships.
01:41Can't you see that she is poison?
01:43You've been spying on me.
01:45Are you high?
01:49I don't know you.
01:51It's all falling apart.
01:53Where were you guys?
02:02I know yesterday was...
02:05whack.
02:06But it's really not my fault.
02:07Because I googled it.
02:08And Mercury was in retrograde.
02:10So, there you go.
02:11I don't know.
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