00:00Hey, hey guys, it's Ken Rosenberg here. Hey, hey, hey, great, hey.
00:05Well, I'm going to drive you guys to the meet, okay?
00:08Now, I've talked to the suppliers and they are very keen to start a business relationship.
00:13So, if all goes well, we should be doing very nice of ourselves, which is, you know, good.
00:21Okay, so, they're brothers, okay? One operates the business and the other one does the fly.
00:36Okay, that's them and the chopper. All right, here's the deal. They want a straight exchange on open ground.
00:42All right? Okay, stay tight.
00:49My head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face.
00:54Go get some sleep.
00:55What are you going to do?
00:57I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out.
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01:55Let's return to pressing issues.
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02:03Welcome back.
02:04This show is pressing issues.
02:05The subject is Morant.
02:07I'm sorry.
02:08I'm Maurice Chavez.
02:09Let's carry on pressing issues.
02:11Now, when the Europeans were done ruining their continent with bland food and soccer riots and arrived in the Americas
02:17in the late 15th century,
02:18the subject soon turned to morality.
02:20You see, Europeans wanted to colonize America, so they had somebody to make fun of.
02:26The pilgrims left England for the religious freedom in Holland, where they visited coffee shops,
02:30and after they packed up their ships with plenty of coffee, tea, and cakes to liven up the trip,
02:34they set sail for the New World, which they heard had a magnificent roller coaster.
02:39Once they got here, they were very hungry, having been on a ship for 65 days.
02:44So they...
02:50...by people who wanted a place where they could tell other people how to live.
02:54And I'm a history major.
02:56But do we have to laugh?
02:57The question.
02:58Is it moral to celebrate Thanksgiving, a holiday that is clearly about gluttony with annoying relatives?
03:04Or to castle?
03:05Well, I for one love a casserole.
03:08And at my weekly meeting, my congregation has a potluck.
03:12You see, a casserole is a lot like...
03:14Casserole!
03:15And that's the basis of my philosophy.
03:17If you put a bunch of leftovers from the fridge in a pan and bake it, somebody will probably...
03:22It's like my book.
03:23You believe in your favorite sports team, then they get massacred.
03:27You believe in gravity, then it turns upside down on you.
03:29You love your favorite TV show, then the network ends it with a lousy finale.
03:34But you can believe in me, and you believe in something to support it.
03:37It's one thing to love something, but if you don't shower it with money, then just don't talk to me.
03:43Communism, don't make me puke my guts out, please.
03:47Well, I myself love casseroles on Thanksgiving.
03:49And the way to teach your children the rich history of America is through theme parks.
03:54I just love Pilgrim World, especially the part where you get to slaughter your own buffalo and take home the
04:00meat.
04:00Or give the locals the flu while buying their land off them for a pittance.
04:04That's what children need!
04:06Yeah, what is?
04:07Wholesome activities that benefit the family!
04:10What good is it if a kid plays Degeneratron for five hours?
04:14Oh, sure, he's here.
04:18Whoa! That's insane!
04:22Asshole!
04:27Asshole!
04:30Smear ourselves in dung, and then wait in a swamp for something to come by.
04:34In the suburbs?
04:35I bet your neighbors love you.
04:37How long do you wait?
04:38Don't you get arrested?
04:39Hey, mister, I'm married.
04:41Look at the finger.
04:41It has a ring.
04:42I've got children for Pete's sake.
04:44Stop eyeing me up.
04:45I was...
04:46You were!
04:47I can see you undressing me with your eyes.
04:49Sorry, asshole!
04:50Well, I tell you, I was a cheerleader and nearly a prom queen.
04:53And I could have married anyone, but I chose John.
05:00Is that worse?
05:01Potential unit.
05:03Yeah, this is all my options.
05:05Uh, just a flight point.
05:09Ah!
05:14Does anyone else, sit down.
05:19I can't spell it.
05:27Perfect last scene.
05:29I put it.
05:32Oh!
05:33Oh, I'm reinstating on stage.
05:35I'm reinstating.
05:36I'm reinstating.
05:36I'm just hitting.
05:37I'm reinstating.
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