00:01KB!
00:02Yeah?
00:03If I turned into a worm, what are you doing?
00:05What you mean, wash my face?
00:06With hand soap?
00:07Yeah, I'm just trying to get the dermal.
00:08If you wanted to wash your face, all you had to do was ask.
00:10What you gotta have to do all that?
00:12Using this damn shit on your face.
00:14I was just trying to wash my face.
00:16No, what you were doing is terrorizing your pores and dehydrating your epidermis.
00:20I didn't know.
00:21If you want to wash your face, start with this skin smoothie cleanser.
00:24Then you need to chemically exfoliate, which will detoxify your pores and clear up that spotty-ass forehead.
00:29Take this brightening serum.
00:30Three drops.
00:31Apply counter-clockwise.
00:33If I see you applying clockwise, I will beat your ass.
00:36And when you're done with that, this is Essence from the Himalayan Mountains that's been blessed by a baby sea
00:40turtle priest.
00:41Head back, eyes closed, three spritz.
00:43You got it?
00:43A baby sea turtle?
00:44Okay, now hurry up. I wanna go to Wendy's.
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