00:00And y'all, sorry to interrupt,
00:02but I couldn't sleep last night
00:03because I was so jazzed about our big win.
00:06And when I can't sleep, I bake and eat.
00:08Which is why there's only a dozen of these bad boys left.
00:11Anybody want a muffin?
00:14I'd love one, actually.
00:16Well, me too.
00:17Actually, Maddie, have a seat.
00:24Everything okay?
00:25Y'all look like my husband right before he told me
00:28he was in love with his secretary.
00:30And by secretary, I mean prostitute.
00:32Butterscotch?
00:33I don't want a butterscotch or a muffin.
00:35I want to clear something up.
00:36Your name is Madeline Matlock, right?
00:39And that's Matlock as in the old TV show, right?
00:42Right.
00:43Right. The problem is...
00:44We have a problem.
00:46Yesterday, you said Matlock ended in 1992,
00:48but actually it moved to another broadcast network in 1992
00:51where it continued running for three more years,
00:54which you would know if that was really your name.
00:57So who the hell are you?
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