00:00Why are you here?
00:03Let me put it very simply, Vince.
00:06I'm taller than you.
00:09I'm better looking than you.
00:13I think, I think I'm stronger than you.
00:21And I'm here to challenge you to a match in WrestleMania.
00:28What?
00:30Oh, I get it.
00:30It's the Battle of the Billionaire.
00:33That's right.
00:37Hey, wait a minute.
00:38I know you have an ego, but I had no idea it was that big, all right?
00:41I mean, come on.
00:43You want to challenge me to a match at WrestleMania?
00:47Absolutely right.
00:49100%.
00:49I will kick your ass.
00:52No!
00:53The Battle of the Billionaire!
00:59Listen, I think you know something that the rest of this audience does not know.
01:03In my last match in Hell in a Cell, I suffered a split pelvis and a broken coccyx.
01:09And my position, it's true, my position has suggested to me that I do not compete ever again inside the
01:20square and circle.
01:21So, the answer, the answer is no.
01:26I broke a coccyx.
01:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait a minute.
01:31I appreciate your proposal, but I think I have a counterproposal.
01:37Since I'm actually unable to physically compete, why don't I find a representative?
01:43Why don't I find a hand-picked competitor to represent me?
01:51You find someone to represent you, I'll be in my guy's corner, you'll be in his.
01:58What do you say?
01:59Put her there.
02:03I don't like it.
02:05I don't like it.
02:07I really don't like it.
02:09I'll tell you what.
02:11You're a rich guy.
02:13I'm a richer guy.
02:16Here's what we'll do.
02:17I've got about enough of this.
02:19Here's what we'll do.
02:20Here's what we'll do.
02:23You pick a representative.
02:25I'll pick a representative.
02:27I'd rather do it one-on-one with you, Vince.
02:29I know where you're going.
02:30You're going to raise the stakes on me.
02:31I know that.
02:32Okay.
02:33Donald Trump wants to raise the stakes, all right?
02:36That means one thing.
02:38Cash.
02:39Money.
02:40Money, all right?
02:40I get that.
02:42Hey, whoa.
02:42How much?
02:43All right.
02:44I'll admit, I can buy and sell each and every one of these individuals in this arena tonight.
02:52I admit, I admit, I admit you have more money than there, than me.
02:56Go ahead.
02:58You're right.
02:59He is scared.
03:00You're right.
03:02Let me tell you something, Vince.
03:05You deal in cash all the time.
03:08I deal in cash all the time.
03:11It comes a time where that gets a little boring.
03:14I have another idea.
03:16You pick a representative.
03:19I'll pick a representative.
03:21If you lose, I get to shave your head.
03:32If I lose, you get to shave my head.
03:36Now.
03:37What?
03:37Now.
03:39It's not going to happen, though.
03:41I damn well better win.
03:43But let me just go somewhere.
03:46I've heard for a long time that that's not your hair.
03:52There it is.
03:52He paid for it.
03:54You've heard for a long time that this is in my hair.
03:59Do you see it?
04:00Look.
04:00Check it.
04:02You've heard it.
04:04Today I had a story in a big newspaper saying I was the greatest, Vince.
04:10But you know what?
04:11They said I wore a hairpiece.
04:14I don't wear a hairpiece.
04:17Someday, maybe.
04:18But not now.
04:20So, Vince, our deal.
04:23You lose, you get your head shaved at Wrestlemania.
04:27I lose, I get my head shaved at Wrestlemania.
04:32Oh, my gosh.
04:34Is he kidding?
04:36What a stipulation, JR.
04:38The stakes couldn't get any higher.
04:39How many of you people want to see a hair match between McMahon and Trump?
04:42Me, me, I do.
04:46Oh, yes.
04:49Well, the answer is no.
04:52I'm not telling you a lie.
04:54No, really.
04:55I'm not gonna be embarrassed by this man again.
04:58He's got something up his sleeve.
04:59I know damn well.
05:05I can't believe Mr. McMahon is backing away from this challenge.
05:15I'm a little surprised myself.
05:23You know, Vince, I've known you a long time, and honestly, until now, I always thought you
05:33had guts.
05:34You don't have guts.
05:38I saw three weeks ago you put on a match, and the match was Donald Trump against this
05:48real dog named Rosie O'Donnell, a real dog.
05:54And I was angry at you because the wrestler that portrayed Rosie O'Donnell was too good-looking,
06:03much better-looking than Rosie is in life, all right?
06:15I still think you've got something up your sleeve, Mr. Trump, but you know what?
06:20The match is on!
06:23The match is on!
06:25See you in Detroit, man.
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