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00:00What?
00:02Oh, the Divorce Doctor Convention is one hotel over.
00:06It's a young woman's game here.
00:09No offense.
00:10I'm still offended.
00:12Well, that's life in the Serengeti.
00:16I needed this.
00:17I've recently heard this room referred to as the Serengeti.
00:21Many of you are hunters.
00:23You satiate your primal need for conquest
00:25by playing the only game in existence
00:27where the other team doesn't know it's playing.
00:30I called this luncheon so I could introduce myself to each of you,
00:35squash the rumors, and offer you a warning.
00:38We are entering the largest energy boom of this century.
00:42For those of you coasting on your royalties,
00:45I must point out that while you sunburn on the beach in Tulum,
00:49I will be underbidding your lease offers and buying your bad debt.
00:53Underestimating me is how I buy you out.
00:55Enjoy your lunch.
00:56I paid for it with your f***ing money.
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