00:00Hi, would you like to donate to Asperger's?
00:02Oh, no, we're just stopping by.
00:04I was a Tri-Pie a long time ago.
00:07In fact, the Chug Run was my idea.
00:09It was?
00:10Yeah.
00:11Wait, are you Debbie Fletcher?
00:13Yeah.
00:14Oh, my shit.
00:15Oh, my shit! I can't believe it's you!
00:17Guys, come here, bring over the book!
00:19It's Debbie fucking Fletcher!
00:21How do you know who I am?
00:22Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
00:23You're like a legend at Tri-Pie.
00:25You're Debbie Do-Anything!
00:27Uh, Debbie Do-Anything?
00:28Go play.
00:30Yeah, look!
00:30See?
00:31Huh?
00:32Oh, God.
00:33Is it true that you climbed the clock tower naked?
00:35Of course not!
00:37Did you really show your tits to anyone who asked?
00:39Honey, we should go.
00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
00:41I heard that you stuck a finger in the dean's dick.
00:43Did you really burn down the Taco Bell?
00:45I heard that you fucked Anthony Hopkins.
00:47I heard that if people bop you on your head, gold coins come out of your butt.
00:51Okay, ladies.
00:53I think I know my wife pretty well, and she wouldn't have done any of those things.
00:58But you know what, what's important?
01:00What's important?
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