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00:06you have pajamas upstairs and and I have breakfast and all that too so Chloe
00:30so you're drunk we're both drunk all right I've never felt worse
00:39Hey
00:41We're best friends we're roommates it's your last chance I
00:49Can't believe it Maddie it's my three-year anniversary with Sam I
00:55Think he's gonna propose
01:00Which is why I need you to take pictures of me from the bar when it happens
01:05And uh why would I do that because I'm your best friend you love me
01:12Sam you're right
01:15Sam's here thank you Maddie you're the best
01:22Go
01:27Mr. Sheldon the usual you know it
01:44I can't stay Chloe I uh only came here because I wanted to do this right
01:50Breaking up with you
01:53So for your anniversary I thought look I just really need to focus on myself now
01:58My business is taking off after I finish my MBA
02:02The MBA I've been working two jobs to pay for and I will forever cherish that
02:08But I'm different now better and it's time for me to move on to something better
02:14But hey no hard feelings right
02:17Oh
02:18I gave you everything
02:20Hey hey hey hey
02:22It's okay
02:23Just let it go all right it's no big deal
02:25Let it go
02:26Sam what's up man
02:29Look dude I get it she's my best friend and even I can't handle her temper sometimes
02:34I also heard that you're now a big fancy CEO am I right
02:38Congrats dude
02:39Hey thanks for looking out for me man yeah see even your best friend knows I'm right
02:42We're just in different worlds now
02:44I may be more successful but don't be ashamed
02:47Oh Sam I'm not ashamed
02:50You know what I just got an idea
02:52It's the 21st century right breakups happen
02:55But that doesn't mean life ends
02:56Sam you're the man here yeah
02:58Why don't you guys just hug it out put it in the past clean slate
03:04What do you say
03:05I'll give you some privacy
03:06Chloe if you're interested in staying friends I'm more than happy to
03:11Hey
03:13Get your hands off my wife
03:16Wife your wife
03:26Your wife
03:27Don't act so fucking surprised
03:29You're the one that's been following us around like a stalker
03:32I'm not a stalker
03:33You follow her to work you sit outside of our apartment and you put these fucking love letters in our
03:40mailbox
03:42Also glad you're here
03:44On your camera I found all these pictures of us
03:50And then you put your hands on her
03:52Here in front of me
03:54That's not true asshole
03:56Woah woah hands off let go of me he's crazy
03:59I'm crazy
04:00Give this to your fucking skull
04:02She don't want you pop
04:03What move you're insane
04:07I messed up my shirt
04:10Well that went well
04:13What
04:14Dude
04:15What
04:22Hey
04:25We're best friends
04:27You're family
04:29We're roommates
04:30This is your last chance
04:38Don't worry Mateo
04:41You can hold me accountable
04:42You can hold me accountable
04:45How?
04:49I'll marry you
04:52I've loved her since the first day
04:55I want this
04:56I want her
04:58I want her
05:02I'll hold you to it
05:26What happened last night?
05:30Why am I wearing Mateo's ring?
05:34Over
05:35Over
05:35Do you remember what happened now?
05:41Well good morning to you too fiance
05:43Oh my god
05:44I slept with my best friend
05:46And promised to marry him?
06:09Hey Perv
06:11Eyes up here
06:13I'm not looking at you
06:17Alright hey Chloe
06:18Closer
06:20Look at me
06:21First of all thank you
06:22But we need to talk about this
06:24Look I
06:26We've been best friends for
06:28Forever
06:28We work at the same company
06:31I even helped you with your side job
06:32And now
06:33Last night
06:37He's right
06:38How could I do this to him?
06:40I can't lose my best friend
06:42I'm so sorry Maddie
06:45Please don't be mad at me
06:47I promise I'll make it up to you
06:48Just say the word
06:52Well
06:54I can think of a way
06:56That you could make it up to me
06:58Oh
06:59What
07:02What do you mean?
07:06You're kidding right?
07:08Hey look I won't force you
07:10We can back out
07:12I'll just
07:13I'll move out and be homeless
07:15Wait just
07:16Let me think about this
07:18I
07:18I mean I just
07:19I didn't think that I would get married so young
07:22There's an entire world of hot guys who have limits now
07:26Wait a minute
07:28We're here at a courthouse
07:29Now you're thinking about as hot dudes?
07:31Mhmm
07:33Okay but seriously
07:35I mean I know you're worried about your mom
07:37And your brother
07:37And
07:39I know they want to ship you off to a bunch of rich old dudes or something like that right?
07:43Plus
07:44You know
07:45Maybe this is a good thing
07:46So this is
07:47Really me kind of doing you a favor
07:50Okay yes you have a point
07:51I mean at least
07:53You are the one person I can always rely on
07:57Alright
07:58Best friend
08:00Let's get married
08:02What have you done Chloe?
08:04Most people just
08:05Get drunk
08:06When they get dumped
08:07But no
08:08No you had to sleep with your best friend
08:11Oh
08:11God I am so sorry
08:13It's okay
08:14I was headed to Mr. White's class
08:16And I
08:17Thank you
08:22Huh?
08:23Um
08:23Oh Mr. White
08:24Yeah yeah
08:25He flunks anyone who's late
08:27Which by the way we are
08:2930 seconds late
08:30So we should probably
08:32How?
08:33Um
08:34I'm not giving up
08:35Uh why don't
08:36We both go
08:38Together
08:38He'll probably yell at us
08:40It'll probably still be embarrassing
08:41But
08:41I love that
08:42I'm Matteo Lane
08:43It's nice to meet you
08:44Chloe Pascal
08:46Hey
08:49You okay?
08:50Yeah
08:53This is my mom
08:54I have to take this
08:55No problem
08:55You go ahead
09:02Boss
09:02Hey
09:03There you are
09:04I've been looking for you
09:06What are you doing outside city hall?
09:08Oh nothing dude
09:11Just getting married
09:12Married?
09:13To Miss Pascal?
09:15Congratulations
09:16I know
09:17Boss
09:18Now you can tell her the truth
09:19That you're actually the richest man in the country
09:21Uh
09:22And that you insisted on buying her company
09:23And you've only been working here undercover
09:25Just to be with her
09:26No no no no
09:26As far as she knows I'm just her best friend dude
09:30And I'm the only person she can trust
09:32And that's true
09:34So what I'm thinking
09:35Is
09:36We fall in love
09:38Right?
09:39And then I'll tell her the truth
09:40Tell me what?
09:41Um
09:42The CEO has some really urgent work for me to do
09:44Which is why
09:45Mr. Miles just happened to be in the area
09:48Virgin
09:49Virgin
09:50We only asked off for half a day so we could get married
09:55The CEO doesn't even show up to the office
09:58The dickhead's working us like mules
10:01What an asshole
10:02So
10:03Um
10:03What'd your mom want?
10:05Oh you know
10:06She got me a date with an old man
10:08If I don't go she's gonna burn my grandma's house down
10:12Mm
10:13It's the usual
10:14Normal stuff
10:15Yeah
10:15Don't worry I'm gonna take care of it
10:17We
10:18Should get you
10:19To the office
10:21Since they clearly can't survive without you
10:23Mr. Lane
10:24Well
10:24Well
10:25Only if she knew her husband owns the company
10:29I'm about to head back to the office now
10:31Would you two like a lift?
10:32Are you sure?
10:33Mr. Miles
10:34Isn't this the
10:35CEO's car?
10:36Oh well I'm sure the uh
10:38You know
10:38Dickhead boss
10:40Windmar
10:40Isn't that right Mr. Miles?
10:42After you Ms. Pascal
10:46Dude
10:47Oh shit
10:48Chill
10:52Oh
10:52Thank you
11:04Maddie
11:04I did something crazy
11:06I married my best friend
11:09Now that we're married it's kind of awkward
11:12But
11:14I miss telling him everything
11:15Is there something you want to tell me?
11:17You ready to burn the bridge?
11:22What are you doing here?
11:25I brought you some coffee
11:26Actually I do need some white teeth
11:29Slacking again are we Chloe?
11:32You know
11:33If you like flirting with men so much
11:36There's another job for women like you Chloe
11:38A hooker
11:41He's my friend Nancy
11:43You know what that word means right?
11:45Friend
11:46Drop the act
11:48We all saw you come into work today in the CEO's car
11:51Did some extra credit huh Chloe?
11:55I'm warning you slut
11:57The CEO is mine
11:59So you better back off
12:03Poor you
12:04Following Chloe around like a stray dog
12:07While she's been seducing the CEO behind your back
12:10Okay I have no interest in the CEO okay?
12:13You can have him
12:14But
12:15I heard he has good taste so
12:18I doubt he'll be interested
12:20Take that back you little slut
12:24You know
12:25I don't usually hit women
12:27You do that again though and I'll break your wrist
12:29Also this fantasy that you have with the CEO
12:32I've
12:33I just have a suspicion that he's not going to be interested
12:36Yeah?
12:37And why are you so sure of that?
12:39You're just an IT geek
12:41Let's just say that I have a good feeling
12:49My designer dress
12:52You all saw it
12:55Chloe and this loser attacked me
12:58You are fired
13:00Both of you
13:01Wow
13:03Firing both of us
13:05That's a lot of power for the head of the marketing department
13:08What are you going to do about it?
13:10You're just a nerd on the IT team
13:12I'm not scared of you
13:14You should be
13:20Hey, just forget it
13:22What if the CEO finds out about this?
13:24I can't risk you losing your job too
13:25Who's going to pay rent?
13:26It's my job now to protect you, right?
13:29We've only been married a few hours, Matteo Lane
13:31You're rather committed to the role
13:34That's it
13:35I've wasted enough time on these two
13:37Security?
13:38Get them out of here
13:39You see that, everyone?
13:41I'm just taking the trash out for the company
13:43If the CEO were here, he'd thank me
13:47Oh, Mr. Miles, thank God you're here
13:49For just kicking these losers out
13:51For insulting the CEO
13:54That's very interesting, Ms. Gibson
13:56But I have a direct message from the CEO himself
14:01Ms. Chloe Pascal has been promoted to the head of the marketing team
14:04And, uh, oh, here
14:07Ms. Nancy Gibson
14:08Has been fired, effective immediately
14:20No
14:21This is impossible
14:27It was you
14:29You did this!
14:30I'm sorry, what was it that you said?
14:32Uh, oh yeah
14:33We're just taking the trash out
14:36Get her out of here
14:41Stop!
14:45My God, what just happened?
14:48I don't know, but that was crazy
14:51Did you have something to do with this?
14:54Oh my God, no
14:55I think that the CEO promoted you
14:57Because he recognizes your talent
14:59And you've worked very hard
15:02Oh, okay
15:03Well, I can't believe that I got married
15:06And promoted
15:07In the same day
15:08So, I think that we should go and celebrate
15:14And get a drink
15:15Or get some food or
15:21So, you're drunk
15:31No
15:32No, no, no, no
15:34Um, I don't think I should drink
15:37Ever again
15:48Come on
15:49Are you avoiding me, Mrs. Lane?
15:52Not avoiding you, I'm just
15:55You know what?
15:56We haven't gone to the flower market
15:58In a while, we should go there
16:00And make some extra cash
16:01Okay, but the flower market
16:03I mean, that's not fun
16:03And it's our wedding night
16:05You just got promoted, we should celebrate
16:07Hey, hey, stop
16:09I know that we're married now
16:11But we cannot do this at work
16:12So, just go
16:14Actually be productive
16:15Elsewhere, okay?
16:17Please?
16:18It's okay, Chloe
16:20I've loved you for all these years
16:21I'll wait
16:21For you to fall in love with me
16:34Come on, Maddie
16:35You know how important my side job is to me
16:38Are you gonna be helpful?
16:39Or what?
16:44Smile
16:46You're scaring away the customers
16:49See, isn't that better?
16:51Keep it up
16:52I'm gonna go grab something from the cart
17:05Hi, handsome
17:06How much for the bouquet?
17:08The, uh, prices are all on the labels, miss
17:12And what's your favorite flower here?
17:14I would love your recommendation
17:17Hey, can I help you with anything?
17:22Thanks, but this gentleman and I were talking here
17:26And he's been very helpful
17:30Helpful
17:35So handsome
17:38How about you throw your number in while we're at it?
17:40But you know what?
17:41Uh, I, I don't think I can do that
17:43Cause my wife wouldn't appreciate it
17:45My wife would appreciate it
17:49Also, your pickup lines do seem a little rusty
17:52I will work on that
17:53Ugh
17:55What?
17:57What did you do? That was a customer
17:59I, wait, so you wouldn't be jealous if I gave a random customer my number?
18:04Uh, that's not what I mean
18:08So you would be jealous?
18:09Stop it
18:11Just go get some water before you scare away the rest of the customers
18:18I can do that
18:19I can do that
18:21How's it going, little sis?
18:25What are you doing here, Henry?
18:28Oh, I'm sorry, your highness
18:29I didn't know you owned this street
18:31What do you want?
18:34Ah, not much
18:35Just a few hundred bucks
18:38No, no way
18:40I'm not giving you any more
18:41Are you deaf or just dumb, Chloe?
18:45I'm telling you
18:46Mom and I need money
18:47You ungrateful brat
18:50Ungrateful?
18:52I've been working since high school
18:54And I send you and mom money every month
18:55Stop taking credits and just hand me some cash
18:58I'm warning you
19:01Scared now, huh?
19:04Let go, Henry, you're crazy
19:05Shut your trap or I'll shut it for you, bitch
19:13I'll break your own for you
19:15How does that sound?
19:28Wait a minute, I know who you are
19:30You're Henry
19:31Right, you're Chloe's brother
19:32The one who still lives in your basement
19:35How's that going?
19:36You pushed me, you asshole
19:40Oh, my knees
19:42You better give me some money now before I sue you for assault
19:45In your dreams, Henry
19:47We're not giving you a cent
19:48Leave, now
19:50You little bitch
19:51Hey
19:53You're gonna side with this jerk and not your family?
19:55See, that's the funny thing
19:58I'm her husband
19:59Which means that she's my family now
20:02I have a feeling that I'm probably gonna do a better job than you ever did
20:06Husband?
20:06Chloe Pasquale, you married this penniless, deadbeat?
20:10Divorce him
20:10I'm home with me now
20:12Mom and I have found you a rich guy
20:14He's willing to pay half a million for you
20:15Are you kidding, Henry?
20:17You can't just sell me like some cattle
20:20Half a million
20:20I'll take care of it
20:24Fuck
20:26There's no way Matteo has that kind of money
20:29Unless
20:30He's hiding something from me?
20:33I'll take care of it
20:36What are you talking about, Matteo?
20:38You don't have 500 grand
20:40But I do
20:42And if it makes you happy
20:44I'd give up ten times more than that
20:47You're gonna give me 500 grand
20:49You're just a dirty little vendor
20:50You're basically a beggar
20:51This is your precious husband, Chloe?
20:54I don't care if he's rich
20:55I like him for who he is
20:57She said she liked me?
21:00That's it, Chloe
21:01I'm telling Mom, don't say I didn't warn you
21:04Sure, go ahead, run away to Mom
21:06It's all you're good for anyway
21:08You...
21:13You really don't want this hand, do you?
21:17Touch my wife again
21:19And I'll break it
21:20Permanently
21:22Go
21:26Looks like your knee's just fine after all
21:29I can't believe it
21:31No one's ever stood up for me like that
21:33Oh
21:33You were amazing, Maddie
21:37Was I?
21:43Yeah, that's why you're my best friend
21:46Right
21:48When is she gonna realize that I don't want to be just her best friend?
21:52Well, we have a lot of flowers left over, so I guess it's just not our day
21:58We should probably just close up and head home
22:03Tom, send back up here to the market
22:09Hello
22:10Can I get those ones, please?
22:13Yeah
22:19Thank you
22:21Well, looks like it is our day after all, huh?
22:28Does this man know Mateo?
22:35It's funny, I was just saying how slow it's been
22:38Who knew it would take such a turn?
22:40Don't you think this is kind of weird?
22:43All these men in suits and the way they're looking at you
22:48No, no, no, no
22:49I mean, maybe they just have good taste
22:51No, but it's not weird
22:53Not at all
22:55Maddie?
22:56Hmm?
22:57Did you?
23:00No, no, I mean these fine gentlemen probably have a corporate event that they're needing flowers for and I wouldn't
23:08worry about it.
23:08But we have customers, so it's
23:11Hi
23:12Great choice.
23:13Tom, you dummy, at least tell the boys to change into something else before coming from the office
23:18Have a good one
23:19Hi
23:20Hey, Mr. Miles
23:22Why did the CEO order the entire department to get flowers from some random vendor?
23:29I mean, one phone call and he can get whatever he wants
23:35Boss is doing it for love
23:36Yeah
23:37You get it?
23:40Love
23:42Here you go
23:43Thank you
23:44Beautiful choice
23:45Hi
23:46Hello
23:58You know, maybe it's time I told Chloe that I'm the CEO
24:02So she doesn't have to work so hard
24:04Maddie
24:04Are you there?
24:06Yeah
24:08Where are you?
24:10I forgot my bathroom
24:11Can you get me one?
24:12Wait, wait, wait, no, no can do
24:14I put it right out here for you
24:17Because, look, I know that we've been best friends since the dinosaurs were here
24:23But, I'm telling you, you gotta remember that I'm technically a man
24:26Alright, which, and, and, now that we're married, I can't
24:31What do you mean?
24:32Come on Maddie, we do this all the time
24:34Dear God
24:35Okay
24:36Um, no, no
24:39I'm freezing
24:42Well, make an igloo, I'm sorry
24:46Alright
24:47You know, I think I know why you're so shy
24:50And don't wanna see me naked
24:53It's cause you like me
24:56You wanna kiss me
25:12What are you doing, Mateo?
25:14Nope, we can't do this, we're just friends
25:18You know, that's funny to hear you say, friend
25:20Because I seem to remember you being the one who seduced me the other night, remember?
25:26This is your last chance
25:28Don't worry, Mateo
25:30You can hold me accountable
25:33How?
25:35I'll marry you
25:39Fine, I get it
25:41I was a drunk idiot and I forced you to marry me
25:44No, you were a drunk idiot
25:46But I never said that I was forced
25:54Thank you
25:55Thank you
25:56You're welcome
25:57Y'all done?
25:58Yes
25:58Great
26:00Alright, let's go
26:01Watch it, it's okay
26:07You know I've seen it all, right?
26:10Stop it
26:13Why are you doing this?
26:16Why are you doing this?
26:17We're best friends
26:19I know
26:21For ten whole years, we've been best friends
26:25But what if...
26:27What if I want something more?
26:34Look
26:37Tell me the truth
26:40Tell me the truth
26:41If there's nothing more to this
26:42If this is a dead end
26:43A locked door
26:47I'll let it go
27:01Mom, what do you want?
27:04Chloe Pascal
27:06How dare you hit your brother
27:08And get married behind my back
27:09You ungrateful slut
27:11We found a wonderful man for you
27:14So get your ass home tomorrow
27:16Or I swear
27:18I will sell your dead grandma's house
27:21Let me guess
27:29Your mom is holding your grandma's house over your head
27:32And trying to sell you off to some rich old man
27:35Oh my god
27:36I can't keep letting her do this to me
27:39Or you
27:42Alright, that's it
27:43Tomorrow I'm going over there
27:44And I'm...
27:46Telling her I'm married
27:48I can go with you, if you want
27:49No, I...
27:51This is my family, my mess
27:53I...
27:54I can take care of it
28:02I know Chloe's mom and brother
28:03They're not going to let her off the hook that easily
28:15Hey Tom, listen
28:18I want you to make three expensive engagement gifts
28:21Yeah
28:23Yeah, I'm meeting my wife's family tomorrow
28:27Thank you
28:35Who want me to do?
28:39Who want me to do?
28:42Told you to be here on time
28:44How dare you keep Mr. Cooper waiting?
28:48Mr. Cooper
28:49This is my baby girl, Chloe
28:51Isn't she pretty?
28:55Mom, I already told you I'm not marrying a sugar daddy
28:58She doesn't mean that, Mr. Cooper
29:00Oh, I do mean that, Mr. Cooper
29:02I'm not going to sell my soul for money
29:06So, if you want to buy a bride, you've come to the wrong place
29:12Because I'm...
29:17Already married
29:23What is this?
29:26She's married?
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