00:28For more information visit www.fema.gov
02:00Barry's gone now, and so is about $15 million of your money.
02:04I have $15 million?
02:05I don't even know if you can keep the house.
02:07I guess I can just stay in the guest house.
02:10That's part of the house, kid.
02:11Oh, yeah.
02:14Now, the only thing she's got left is her pride.
02:18Are you telling me a Hollywood actress really wants to join the United States Army?
02:22Yes, sir.
02:23That's about to take a beating.
02:25The girl next to me is dead.
02:27She looks a lot like Megan Valentine.
02:29That girl from the Talking Dog movie.
02:31She should be dead.
02:32No, no, no, no.
02:34Who are you wearing?
02:35Don't change your phone, I'm not.
02:36Uh, drop and give me ten.
02:39What?
02:40Down.
02:41Up.
02:41Now, she's going back to bases to find the greatest role in her life.
02:47Where'd you people go to my store?
02:49Did you give her a gun?
02:51Sorry.
02:52I told you guys, I am not a soldier.
02:54I am America's sweetheart.
02:55Right now, you're America's pain in my ass.
03:01Trying to hide the success that other people can dream about.
03:04Will you approach everything you do like you have a girl?
03:06Yes!
03:09Somebody call my stunt double.
03:11She lives through this spot.
03:13Jessica Simpson is Megan Valentine.
03:16Are we chopping up?
03:18Yes!
03:18Are we ready to kick some ass?
03:20Ooh, you must be scary, Spice.
03:23How on earth did you do that, Private Valentine?
03:26This private's first film all was that of a stripper with a heart of gold, sir.
03:31Private Valentine?
03:33I knew you had it in you.
03:34I was trying to live in!
03:44There's only us.
03:48There's only us.
03:49Forget, regret, regret, or life is yours to miss.
03:56No other road, no other way.
04:03No day but today.
04:09No day but today.
04:26No day but today.
04:40Let's go.
05:11Let's go.
05:39Let's go.
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