00:01So do you like your new house?
00:03I like it.
00:05The people who used to live there fed these stray cats so they were always around and it drove my
00:09mother nuts.
00:11And then she cut down their tree.
00:15Is that a funeral?
00:17Yeah.
00:19Have you ever known anybody who died?
00:21No.
00:23Have you?
00:25No.
00:27But I did see this homeless woman who froze to death once, just laying there on the sidewalk.
00:32She looked really sad.
00:47I got that homeless woman on videotape.
00:50Why would you film that?
00:53Because it was amazing.
00:55What's amazing about it?
00:57When you see something like that, it's like God is looking right at you, just for a second.
01:03And if you're careful, you can look right back.
01:06And what do you see?
01:09Beauty.
01:26Mom?
01:28I want you to meet somebody.
01:33Mom?
01:35Yes?
01:40This is Jane.
01:43Hi.
01:44Oh, my.
01:45I apologize for the way things look around here.
01:59This is where my dad hides up.
02:01I take it.
02:02I take it he's got a thing for guns.
02:05You gotta see this one thing.
02:10And that would kill me if you knew I was in here.
02:13Did you steal those keys?
02:15No.
02:16One of my clients is a locksmith.
02:18He was short on cash one night, so I let him pay me in trade.
02:35Turn it over.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:42It's like official state China of the Third Reich.
02:45There's a whole subculture of people who collect this Nazi shit.
02:50But my dad just has this one thing.
03:05What's wrong?
03:07Nothing.
03:09No, you're scared of me.
03:12No, I'm not.
03:14You want to see the most beautiful thing I've ever filmed?
03:42It's one of those days where it's a minute away from snowing.
03:49And there's this electricity in the air.
03:54You can almost hear it.
03:57Right?
04:03And this bag was just dancing with me.
04:12Like a little kid begging me to play with it.
04:16For 15 minutes.
04:22Yesterday I realized that there was this entire life behind things.
04:34And this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know that there was no reason to be afraid.
04:44Ever.
04:48Video's a poor excuse, I know.
04:53But it helps me remember.
05:00I need to remember.
05:09Sometimes there is so much beauty in the world.
05:19I feel like I can't take it.
05:26And my heart is just going to cave in.
05:33oh my lord ando name,
05:36Is that you okay?
05:38Was that you okay?
05:38Was that you okay?
05:44Okay.
06:21Oh, my God. What time is it?
06:31Sorry, I'm late.
06:32No, no, that's quite all right, dear.
06:35Your father and I were just discussing his day at work.
06:37Why don't you tell our daughter about it, honey?
06:39Janie, today I quit my job.
06:42And then I told my boss to go fuck himself,
06:43and then I blackmailed him for almost $60,000 past the asparagus.
06:47Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
06:50And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like a fucking prisoner
06:53while she keeps my dick in a mason jar under the sink.
06:55How dare you speak to me that way in front of her?
06:58And I marvel that you can be so contemptuous of me on the same day that you lose your job.
07:03I didn't lose it. It's not like, whoops, where'd my job go?
07:05I quit. Someone passed the asparagus.
07:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, and I want to thank you for putting me under the added pressure
07:11of being the sole breadwinner now.
07:13I already have a job.
07:14No, no, don't give a second thought as to who's going to pay the mortgage.
07:16We'll just leave it all up to Carolyn.
07:18You mean you're going to take care of everything now, Carolyn?
07:20Yes, I don't mind.
07:21I really don't.
07:22You mean everything?
07:23You don't mind having the sole responsibility?
07:25Your husband feels he can just quit his job, and you don't know who I have.
07:27Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus?
07:30I'm not going to be a part of this.
07:31Shut up!
07:32That I'm irresponsibly mad for you.
07:39Go on and call me unpredictable.
07:44Tell me that I'm impractical.
07:50Rainbows coming climbed up a suit.
07:52I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist.
07:56You two do whatever you want to do whenever you want to do it,
07:59and I don't complain.
08:00All I want is the same.
08:01Oh, you don't complain!
08:02Oh, please, excuse me.
08:03Excuse me.
08:03I must be psychotic then.
08:05If you don't complain, what is this?
08:06Yeah, let's bring in the laugh meter and see how loud it gets on that one.
08:11You don't complain.
08:21Don't interrupt me, honey.
08:37And another thing.
08:40From now on, we're going to alternate our dinner music,
08:42because frankly, and I don't think I'm alone here,
08:45I'm really tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.
08:47There has gone a bright, shiny world.
08:55There has gone a bright, shiny world.
09:08We already have the beds, made forμ΅λλ€.
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