00:00In these troubling times, the world desperately needs a hero.
00:06Unfortunately.
00:07What to do when country go, ah!
00:10We've got him.
00:12Welcome, welcome, welcome!
00:13And he's back to tackle the most important topics.
00:16Technology, tipping, health, air travel, AI slot.
00:19I'm about to spend the rest of this show talking
00:21about a fish doorbell.
00:23He's going to be asking all the important questions.
00:26Remember good romantic comedies, the kind of films
00:29that feel like a blanket and make you leak from all your holes?
00:32What happened to this country?
00:34And giving you all the important facts.
00:37Every dog is a good dog who should not have cancer.
00:40Now, a cat?
00:43Also not.
00:45While also giving you whatever this is.
00:48Every time a celebrity dies, I tweet, vaxxed.
00:51My supervisor gave me the square.
00:52I still don't know what it's for.
00:54This is starting to sound like a bad idea.
00:57No, it isn't.
00:58Showtime, baby!
01:00So get ready for a lucky 13th season of Last Week Tonight.
01:05Whatever happens next, let me say now,
01:07it has been the honor of my life to age like a haunted painting
01:10before your very eyes.
01:12Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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