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00:01Jupiter, you there?
00:03The game already started. Where are you?
00:09Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:13Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:15We need you! Come on, bro!
00:17We're getting fucked over here.
00:21Don't you fucking dare!
00:28Fuck you, DJ!
00:29Hey guys, you still on?
00:31We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:33Again? You said you'd be on.
00:35Nah, don't let Shane be Mars. You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:39Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:42Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl too.
00:45For sure. You know me.
00:48Just a guy's guy fighting girls off left and right.
00:56Come on. You guys ready? Yeah, start it.
00:59You better listen to him.
01:09Oh! Easy there.
01:11Hi, TJ.
01:14Sorry, do I know you?
01:17no well kind of i mean we've been in classes every year since middle school but jj are you
01:23serious right now it's the first day of school and you're already trying to get your body count
01:27up no that's not at all leave the poor girl alone she's clearly not into it just because
01:34you were born first doesn't mean you can act like mom oh my god i am so sorry about him
01:44he does not know how to turn the fuck boy thing off you're charlotte right tracy oh my god my
01:51best
01:52friend you look so good why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man
02:00leave her alone sadie you're my brother's groupie not his girlfriend don't worry after football season
02:08is over then he's going to put a label on it i'll see you at practice we'll try so hard
02:14not to drop
02:15you aren't you two friends we were friends until i found out that she was just using me to get
02:24to my
02:24brother how about i tell you all about it after school you want to come over to my place
02:29please please i clearly need to broaden my social horizons okay really yes
02:45hello
02:50tracy upstairs
03:14gory is that you
03:17oh shit
03:21you okay
03:28two tackles in one day should join the football team
03:33i'm so sorry i'm not well apart from getting you all sweaty
03:41you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet wouldn't run into people as often
03:49right sorry it's okay i need to apologize i just want to see your face
03:58not so bad right
04:03what the fuck is going on
04:08calm down
04:09i was going to say hi
04:12okay great
04:13now say bye
04:17bye
04:20tj
04:26hey
04:27yo trace
04:28looking fine
04:29hey
04:31so uh
04:32you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:38yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:40better look next time
04:41man fuck you
04:43dog i got news
04:45huge news
04:47we got in this strike from above tournament
04:50holy shit dude
04:51dude that's huge
04:52right
04:53our first pro league
04:55i mean the sponsor's gonna be knocking down our doors
04:57and it's in person
04:58so
04:59finally get to meet mars man
05:02i mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this
05:04yeah of course he will
05:05we've been best friends with the guy for years
05:07you more than me
05:09and how many times has he come up with some
05:11bullshit excuse
05:12dude this time's different
05:13all right we'll just
05:14we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be psyched
05:15let's just give him a chance
05:16i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:18i didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other
05:20and mars knows that
05:25all right whatever the fuck
05:26we'll do it your way
05:28but the guy's your best friend
05:30you text him about it
05:33all right
05:33i'll text him
05:38uh just so you know what you saw with tj
05:41wasn't anything
05:42no i know
05:43my brother is a dipshit
05:46a smart girl like you is like
05:48so out of his league
05:50that's not true
05:53but thanks
05:55and then thanks for inviting me over
05:58and i'll do this a lot
06:00what?
06:01girl time?
06:03friend time
06:19you okay?
06:21yeah yeah i'm
06:22i'm no but
06:24i
06:26i
06:27uh okay
06:29um
06:31so
06:31there's this
06:33guy that i've
06:34been talking to forever
06:36and
06:37well
06:38we've never met in person
06:39but he wants to
06:42tomorrow
06:43oh my god what
06:45uh
06:46is he hot
06:47i i don't know what he looks like
06:49we've met online so i don't know who he is
06:52i don't even know his real name
06:54okay
06:55well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
07:00so you should say yes
07:02oh my god girl why not
07:05seriously
07:07because he thinks i'm a boy
07:13i
07:16i have
07:17simply
07:18too many questions
07:21but first things first
07:24we
07:26need to get you ready
07:27for this meet cue
07:32first option
07:34go on
07:35i kinda like this one
07:37no absolutely not
07:41no
07:42absolutely not
07:43mm-hmm
07:44yes
07:45no
07:45trust me
07:46see the vision
07:47you look incredible
07:52very revealing
08:00no
08:01no
08:17you look beautiful
08:38wow tracy you took your new dog to the groomers would you guys order the try hard special
08:46i don't think i can do this
08:47to hell with sadie
08:49of course you can
08:51now go get your mystery man
09:13tj
09:18Hey, Charlotte, what are you, what are you doing here? Is Tracy with you?
09:25Yeah, yeah, Tracy sent me to, to tell you that we're gonna be studying at your house after school.
09:33Okay.
09:34Yeah, so that's the message. I'm, I'm just gonna, gonna go.
09:43Hey, wait. You, uh, dropped your phone. By the way, you, you look.
09:51Sorry I'm late. Did he show?
09:53Did who show?
09:54Mars.
10:01Sorry, guys, went home sick.
10:03Man, I knew he would bail on us again.
10:19Okay. Spill, how was your date with mystery, man?
10:25Um, it didn't really happen.
10:30What?
10:33Stop eavesdropping, perv.
10:36I can't believe Mars bailed on us.
10:38I told you.
10:39He's never gonna show.
10:42No, we should just register for the tournament as a duo.
10:44We're not a duo. Corey, we're a team.
10:47He would've showed up if you knew it was at stake.
10:53What are you doing?
10:55I'm just gonna tell him about the tournament.
10:57If he doesn't want to meet up then,
11:00we'll go from there.
11:36Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:48I know it's you.
11:51Mars.
12:09I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck.
12:14Followed by, you're a girl?
12:16And since when do pretty girls catfish people?
12:19You think I'm pretty?
12:20I have eyes.
12:21Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but...
12:25Wait.
12:26Is this whole thing just some evil, elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:31Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:33What?
12:34You know, I...
12:35I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:38And then when I saw TJ standing there,
12:41I just...
12:42couldn't go through with it.
12:44I mean, you could've just told the truth.
12:45It's not that simple.
12:47You two have been my best friends for years.
12:52My only friends.
12:57Do you hate me?
13:00No.
13:02No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
13:06Really?
13:09Yeah.
13:11Bring it in, man.
13:18Am I interrupting something?
13:24Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:26No.
13:27We were just talking about how we're both, um...
13:30Cancer sons.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:36I'm gonna go back outside, but hey...
13:38Me, you talk about moons later, right?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:41Yeah.
13:47So what are you guys really talking about?
13:50Nothing.
13:53Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:58You finally remember my name, and now we're friends.
14:02We were in my house, right?
14:05Hanging out with my sister?
14:08I like the new look, by the way.
14:12To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
14:15You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
14:19Oh, I saw you.
14:22Hiding in the corner.
14:28I like that you're not hiding anymore.
14:36Char!
14:37I should go.
14:38Are you coming back?
14:40I gotta be home for dinner.
14:55Mars, are there?
14:58Hello?
15:02Mars.
15:05Voice changer enabled.
15:07Mars!
15:09Jupiter?
15:10Hello?
15:11Thank God you're awake.
15:13I went to a party.
15:14The cop shut it down.
15:16Now I'm all wired and shit.
15:18Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
15:20I'm sorry, I just...
15:22I couldn't do it.
15:25Don't you want to know who we are?
15:27I want to know who you are.
15:34Well, maybe we've already met.
15:40Dude, no way.
15:43I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:46I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:49Come on, take some guesses.
15:53Okay.
15:57Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
16:04Athletic.
16:05Confident.
16:06Getting hotter?
16:08Hot for sure.
16:09Nice body.
16:11Nice smile.
16:12Oh, what the fuck?
16:18Mars, are you...
16:19Are you attracted to guys?
16:22Yeah.
16:23Yeah.
16:25I'm gay.
16:28Oh, dude.
16:29Is that why you didn't show?
16:32Man, we don't care about that shit.
16:35Hell, I'll fight anyone who does.
16:37Thanks, Jupiter.
16:38Yeah, man.
16:39Of course.
16:40That's awesome.
16:41Are you crushing on any guys at school?
16:44I can help.
16:46I'm chill with the drama club.
16:47There's lots of...
16:50cute guys in there.
16:51Oh, thank you.
16:53But I'm good.
16:55I promise.
16:59So, how was this party?
17:01Oh, it was...
17:03Weird.
17:05I started to have a good time, but feeling fucking...
17:08Lame.
17:10And then I realized that...
17:14There was someone I wanted to be there.
17:18And she wasn't.
17:21You were missing...
17:24A girl?
17:27Yeah.
17:29She's different from the ones I usually go for.
17:34She's quiet.
17:36Shy.
17:39I just...
17:40Makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
17:43And I just...
17:45Want to get her to let me in.
17:48What you should do is get some sleep.
17:54Yeah, you're probably right.
17:55Good night, Jupiter.
17:57Hey, wait.
17:57Uh, before you go.
18:00You know...
18:01Tracy and...
18:02TJ?
18:03They're not great.
18:07They're having a party tomorrow night, and, uh...
18:09Neptune and I are going.
18:12You should come.
18:13We can...
18:14We can run that meetup again.
18:20I'll see what I can do.
18:23All right.
18:38Are you still texting mystery, man?
18:42I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
18:45No, I'm...
18:46I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
18:49Okay, do I have to say this again?
18:50Charlotte, you are stunning.
18:52If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
19:06One that is actually worth your time.
19:10Don't forget, party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my man-whore
19:16brother.
19:37Hey, Charlotte.
19:39You, uh, looking for my sister?
19:45She's not here.
19:45Your practice is running long.
19:50Oh, um...
19:51I can wait.
19:53I guess.
20:01What are we playing?
20:03Strike from above?
20:06You game?
20:08I dabble.
20:12You want to come dabble upstairs?
20:20Play around with me.
20:25Come on.
20:41You okay?
20:43Yeah, it's just...
20:44I usually play on my computer.
20:47Yeah, same here.
20:49But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so...
20:52So what do you say we run some duos and see what we're like as a team?
20:59Or we could do player versus player.
21:03PvP?
21:06I like your style.
21:08But we should raise the stakes.
21:10Raise the stakes?
21:11Yeah.
21:14The winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing.
21:20Nothing off limits.
21:28You overthink a lot, don't you?
21:31You've always been like that?
21:34I thought you could only ask a question if you win.
21:40All right, bye.
21:44Get your player.
21:47I think I'm gonna go with her.
21:55Don't stop.
22:03You should have parried there.
22:05Oh, thank you.
22:23Yes!
22:24Wait, what?
22:26Holy shit.
22:28You beat me.
22:29No.
22:32Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV.
22:36No way.
22:37No, I've only seen one other player pull that move.
22:42I learned it on Reddit.
22:46Okay.
22:48And I guess you beat me fair and square, so...
22:51What's your question?
22:58Do you have a celebrity crush?
23:00Come on, no softballs.
23:03You gotta have a better one than that.
23:08What?
23:10We've gone to school together for years, TJ.
23:13Just because you don't know anything about me doesn't mean I'm clueless about you.
23:19I guess I deserve it, though.
23:26I wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:32I wish I had talked to you sooner.
23:46Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
23:48Yes.
23:54Ask me another.
23:57Who is she?
24:01Well, that should be obvious.
24:05I'm not very good at hiding it.
24:15Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me.
24:23Ew, TJ.
24:25Why are your sex lights on?
24:26They're not my se-
24:27That's not what I was-
24:28Oh my god, Tracy.
24:30Uh, Charlotte, why don't you head to my room and start making a playlist for tonight?
24:33I will be right there.
24:35Yeah, yeah, okay.
24:38Are you alright?
24:39Oh yeah, it's just a bruised ass.
24:41I'll be fine.
24:49You can literally go for any other girl.
24:51Why are you only thirsty over my friends?
24:54Historically because it pisses you off.
24:57But this is different.
24:59Okay, so that's Sid then.
25:02You're admitting to liking Charlotte.
25:07What would you say if I was?
25:11All I'm going to say is I don't think she's interested.
25:15Is there someone else?
25:18Oh come on, Trace, you don't have to tell me who.
25:21Just tell me if I'm wasting my time.
25:25She's texting another guy.
25:28Fine.
25:29Then you have nothing to worry about, right?
25:33So remember that when she sleeps over tonight.
25:36Relax.
25:38Charlotte and I are just friends.
25:40Nothing more.
26:01Oh my god.
26:02Oh my god.
26:02Oh, finally.
26:03You look amazing.
26:06Happy official birthday.
26:10You need a drink.
26:15Who are you texting?
26:16Mars.
26:17You said he might show up.
26:20Oh.
26:21Eddie now.
26:21Yup.
26:39Oh my god, did you guys all just see that?
26:43Look at this little virgin.
26:45She thinks TJ's fuck me eyes are for her.
26:48When are you going to stop humiliating yourself, huh?
26:50What are you guys talking about?
26:52Oh, uh, we were just talking about how we're going to spice this party up a little bit.
26:56Maybe play some spin the bottle.
26:57Hmm.
26:59But you can just watch, virgin.
27:01She can play.
27:02She can play.
27:02Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie.
27:05Yeah.
27:06I'll play if Charlotte plays.
27:15Okay, so I'm going to spin to see who goes first, and then we're going to go counterclockwise.
27:19Obviously, siblings can't kiss, that's fucking gross, but everyone else is fair game.
27:25Don't chicken out, prude.
27:32You're going first, big guy.
27:39Oh, wow.
27:41Nice.
27:42You ready for this?
27:44Just kiss me, weirdo.
27:48Oh, god.
27:50Wow.
27:55Disgusting.
27:56Okay, let's keep this moving.
27:58TJ, it's your turn.
28:06It's me.
28:07No, it's in the middle.
28:10Doesn't that mean that TJ gets to pick?
28:23Wow, it's her first kiss.
28:27Oh, it's in the middle.
28:30I can kiss you.
28:33Can I kiss you?
28:51Well, I want to kiss you.
29:15TJ, what the hell was that?
29:22Nothing, just a game.
29:24Okay, Monopoly is a game.
29:26That was, like, softcore porn.
29:31Charlotte?
29:40I'm gonna be right back.
30:00It's me.
30:02Can I come in?
30:05Yeah.
30:12I don't know what to say.
30:14Just be honest with me.
30:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
30:23I'm so sorry, Tracy.
30:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
30:26I don't know what to say.
30:32Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
30:34It's not what you think.
30:36He'd take it from me?
30:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
30:44Did something happen?
30:48Our dad cheated on our mom.
30:52She kicked her out, but she still hasn't recovered.
31:00Neither has TJ.
31:03So when it comes to lying and sneaking around, he doesn't forgive.
31:10So if you really are into my brother, you need to drop Mystery Man.
31:26Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
31:33Hey.
31:34I know what you're gonna say, and I'm working on telling you.
31:38I was actually gonna ask if Tracy would tell anything about me, but...
31:41I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
31:44Like, especially after that kiss?
31:46It's not alright, bro.
31:47Okay, well, how would you tell him?
31:49I would just do it.
31:51Like, do you want to wait until the tournament and just fuck up his game?
31:54No, of course not.
31:55Because that would fuck up the friendship, too.
31:57You know that.
31:59Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
32:02It's not just you and TJ anymore.
32:03He's my best friend's brother.
32:07Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
32:10but if you don't tell TJ,
32:14I'm gonna tell him that we should enter the tournament as a duo.
32:17What?
32:18Look, I'm sorry, dude.
32:20But if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
32:23you can't be on the team.
32:29Bye, guys.
32:31Have a good night.
32:48Bye, guys.
33:15TJ, what are you doing here?
33:16Sorry, I thought I heard a phone. Is yours in here?
33:20My phone? It's in Tracy's room.
33:32Okay, you can turn around. Why did you just barge in here?
33:38Earlier. Was that really your first kiss?
33:46Hey, come on, you can tell me.
33:48Can I? I thought it was just a game to you.
33:51Yeah, well, I lied.
33:55My sister was right there.
33:59It wasn't just a game.
34:03Charlotte, not to me.
34:07Any of that kiss made me realize that all of your firsts, I want them to be with me.
34:25We shouldn't do this right now. It's late, okay? We should go to bed.
34:44Let me guess.
34:47Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
34:50And she locked her bedroom door?
34:53Yeah, she always does that during parties.
34:56Guess you're stuck with me.
35:05TJ, we should really discuss...
35:07TJ, we should really discuss...
35:12Sleeping arrangements.
35:16That one's easy.
35:17I have a bed. We both fit in it.
35:20Tell them soft.
35:24Um...
35:25Don't you...
35:26want to share a bed with me?
35:40Wait, what are you doing?
35:41I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
35:43You don't have to do that.
35:43I can sleep on the couch.
35:45Charlotte...
35:47I'm trying to be chivalrous here.
35:49But I want you.
35:55I want you to stay.
36:02Okay.
36:04I'll stay with you.
36:20So how'd a girl like you get so into video games?
36:24Would you ask a boy that question?
36:27Come on.
36:29Okay.
36:33Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
36:38Someone braver.
36:42Making friends was harder for me than most people.
36:47I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:48There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
36:56The moment I laid eyes on you.
37:00I felt like I knew you.
37:04Can't explain it.
37:05It's like...
37:07We weren't starting from the beginning.
37:12We were already close.
37:14You're someone I know.
37:16I can trust completely.
37:18DJ...
37:18I...
37:19I really want to kiss you.
37:20Right now.
37:28Okay.
37:46Sorry.
37:47I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
37:49No.
37:50No, it's not that.
37:51It's...
37:56It's...
37:56It's just it's never felt like that before.
38:00Like what?
38:04Like I want to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
38:12Can I just hold you.
38:16Yeah.
38:20Yeah.
38:22Yeah.
38:25Yeah.
39:21Here, our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament.
39:25TJ designed it.
39:27You wanted it to be a surprise for you.
39:29Actually, I'm going to tell him right now, as soon as he gets here.
39:34Good.
39:36Proud of you, dog.
39:38I see someone still sledding it up all over the school.
39:43Are you going to keep fucking your way around every guy on campus or just the football players?
39:49What's wrong with you?
39:51Seriously, Sadie, that was way too far.
39:54Here's your phone, Char.
39:55Oh, you're finally meeting Mystery Man?
39:58Tracy.
39:59Jupiter?
40:00Is that like a nickname?
40:01That's kinky.
40:02Wait, Jupiter?
40:04Like TJ's video game character?
40:07What do you mean, TJ's video game?
40:10Another tackle?
40:12Third time's the charm.
40:17Why is everyone by my locker?
40:19Oh my god, it's you.
40:21You're Jupiter.
40:24The mystery man that Charlotte is talking to is Jupiter, a.k.a. TJ.
40:30Charlotte.
40:34You're Mars?
40:37Here I was, thinking that you're just talking to some rando, but no, it's so much weirder than that.
40:43You're a catfish.
40:45Charlotte, is that true?
40:48No, no, I swear that it wasn't.
40:49I didn't know that you were Jupiter until I saw you that day waiting for me.
40:52And then you just kept lying to me.
40:53I was trying to find the right time to tell you, and I was going to.
40:56Right now.
40:57That's why I was at your locker.
40:58Cora can back me up.
41:02Are you fucking kidding me?
41:04You knew.
41:06Dog, I found out myself, okay?
41:08And I wanted to tell you, but it was Charlotte's decision.
41:12So you were both in on it?
41:18You two deserve each other.
41:20TJ.
41:49TJ's not here.
41:50I know.
41:51He's at practice.
41:53I came to see you.
41:58It's bad enough.
41:59That I like your brother.
42:02And then lied to him.
42:05But I lied to you, too.
42:08When you were nothing but nice to me.
42:13And so I just wanted to apologize.
42:19Even if you still hate me.
42:35I don't hate you.
42:38I don't hate you.
42:39But I do appreciate the apology.
42:44All this time, my brother was your mystery man.
42:54And you, or the person he's told me about all these years.
43:01His best friend.
43:05I know it seems like the world is over.
43:10But you can fix this.
43:31Voice changer disabled.
43:36TJ, are you there?
43:43I don't want to talk, Mart.
43:47Charlotte.
43:48You don't have to say anything back.
43:49Just please, let me explain.
43:57When we first met years ago, I didn't have any friends.
44:05The only thing that I was good at was video games.
44:08But when I logged on, I was told to go away because I was a girl.
44:14And so I started using a voice changer.
44:19And it gave me a way to make friends, but as a boy.
44:25And it seemed harmless.
44:28And it was until it wasn't.
44:38I spent years liking Mars more than I liked Charlotte.
44:46And you were the first person to make me feel like both parts of me matter.
44:51And that's when I knew that I wasn't.
44:59But that doesn't matter anymore.
45:04All that I can hope for now
45:10is to get my best friend back.
45:24I'm going to the tournament with Corey tomorrow.
45:27And Tracy's going to be there to cheer us on.
45:31Will you be there?
45:35Please.
45:37Please.
45:53Jupiter has left the chat.
46:15He's not coming out of his room.
46:17Well, it's too late to register as a duo.
46:20Once they find out we're missing a member, they'll disqualify us.
46:23I'm so sorry, Corey.
46:25It's okay.
46:27Going pro is probably overrated anyway.
46:30Oh, come here, you big doofus.
46:35What was that for?
46:37You were too sad.
46:39I didn't like it.
46:41Pretty hypocritical, don't you think?
46:46You're allowed to date my friends,
46:48but I can't be interested in yours?
46:54It's about time.
46:57We're good, man.
46:58I'm happy for you.
47:02Let's go in the car.
47:11I wish I could just hit reset.
47:14Start over like a video game.
47:16Life's not a game, Charlotte.
47:22Last night you were about to say something.
47:25Before you started talking about the tournament.
47:28What was it?
47:29It doesn't matter.
47:30I think it does.
47:35Why?
47:42Losing the girl that became my everything broke me.
47:46But losing my best friend?
47:51That almost killed me.
47:56Then I realized I was being an idiot.
47:59I didn't have to pick.
48:07I want you in my life.
48:11Both of you.
48:12All of you.
48:18I love you, Charlotte.
48:24I love you, too.
48:41You ready to win this tournament?
48:43You're playing?
48:45Hell yeah, I'm playing.
48:52Yeah.
48:54Yeah.
48:55Yeah, let's go win this.
48:57Pretty sure I already did.
48:59I love you, too.
49:01I love you, too.
49:02I love you, too.
49:02I love you, too.
49:02I love you, too.
49:02I love you, too.
49:04I love you, too.
49:06Amen.
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