00:00I'm here to impart my wisdom about what I've learned in life.
00:04I will make absolutely sure that you have every opportunity that life has to offer.
00:08I'm not gonna lie to you. The only way to guarantee success is with an education.
00:13And in order to prepare you for a top school, you have to go to a great preschool.
00:20Welcome to Pugsy's Academy of Excellence. We only accept the best here.
00:24A prepared child is a successful child.
00:26Oh my god, excellent.
00:29Unfortunately, this year, we only have one slot.
00:34I know they have a strategy. I just have to figure out what it is.
00:38We need to know what Dylan's up against.
00:40You are insane.
00:42Welcome to my humble abode.
00:44Daddy?
00:45Ah.
00:45Can I show him my new routine?
00:47Wonderful idea.
00:49Routine?
00:50Find another option, another path for Dylan.
00:53I didn't have a kid to not have him go to the best preschool in town, Alan.
00:56Isn't it nice to connect to other parents?
00:59This is Dylan.
01:00Nice to meet you, bud.
01:02Athletic little guy.
01:03Brian.
01:06Oh my god.
01:07I underestimated him.
01:09It is on.
01:11Wi-Fi now!
01:17Go out there, Paul.
01:19Oh dear.
01:20Oh my god!
01:21We are a brilliant team.
01:23There isn't a single problem we can't fix.
01:25We're just getting started, Todd.
01:31Huh.
01:31You've been in fights.
01:34Stop it!
01:35You kidnapped senior citizens.
01:37Spread out!
01:37Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:40I don't know which one of the two of you are crazy.
01:43I just want the same thing.
01:44Oi!
01:45What's best for our children?
01:46I'm alive!
01:51Get off.
01:52I just think you need a doctor.
01:54Yeah, yeah.
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