- 1 day ago
Heated Rivalry Episode 3
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:01And where's your boy, Rosenhoff?
00:03My what?
00:03Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:05No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:07Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosenhoff, right?
00:10He's hot.
00:11We should like him listen like my thing called.
00:13He's an asshole, right?
00:14I mean, yeah, basically.
00:15The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:19Glad to see Rosenhoff and hold my record for more than a minute.
00:22Nice shoot, bro.
00:23I thought Scott Hunter's here.
00:24Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:26Be nice, Bonnie.
00:27Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:28I don't know.
00:29Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:30We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:33No worries.
00:34I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:35Seriously, this is your baby.
00:35We're coming for you.
00:36Trust me.
00:37You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:38Don't even stress.
00:38Oh, good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
00:56talking about getting ice cream?
00:57It's your Olympics, baby.
00:59It should be, right?
01:02Hey, isn't that it?
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:05All in there.
01:06What's up, motherfucker?
01:08Good boys.
01:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?
01:11My buddy Joe is in that program, we train together.
01:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:16I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:25I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
01:29me.
01:30Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:33Fucking balls to steal, man.
01:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:52What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5470 points last season.
01:55Yes, and we're six games into this season.
01:58A season he, he called, need to win.
02:01Those are his words.
02:02And he has zero, zero points.
02:05He's in a fog.
02:06His passes aren't connecting.
02:07He's barely skating.
02:08I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:11And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:50He's been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:51I am very sorry about that.
02:53Truly not a big deal.
02:55How may I help you?
02:57What's good?
03:00Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:04Any allergies?
03:05No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:06Okay.
03:07I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:10Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:11Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:13But what?
03:14Oh, nothing.
03:15Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:19Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:21I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:26Yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:27Yeah?
03:28Blueberry with a banana.
03:29I take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
03:32Yep.
03:34I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:38Okay.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:00It's really good.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:05I know.
04:06I guess it must.
04:11Here.
04:12Thanks.
04:15And that's way too much.
04:17It's for you.
04:18It's a great smoothie.
04:20Thanks again, Kip.
04:25Girl.
04:27Holy shit.
04:32Was that Scott Hunter?
04:33Was that what?
04:35Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:38A girl.
04:39Clock winding down in the second period.
04:412-1 for Anaheim.
04:42The Admiral's with a draw.
04:44And this is what we're watching?
04:46We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch...
04:51Wait, what is this?
04:52Let me check my name.
04:53Hockey?
04:53Shut up, Sean.
04:54We should turn it off.
04:55No, no, no.
04:56Please keep it on.
04:56Huh?
04:57Thank you, Kyle.
04:58Thank you, Kyle.
05:00Thank you, Kyle.
05:00You're welcome.
05:02Twice.
05:03He said Kip.
05:04Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:06Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:08And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:10It almost sounded hot.
05:11Okay, that's not fair.
05:11Not hot.
05:12Just normal.
05:13Okay.
05:14I'll listen to it.
05:14Fuck both of you, okay?
05:16Kip is short for Christopher.
05:17It's not that weird.
05:17It's short bus for Christopher.
05:19And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:22Oh, my God.
05:22Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:24He said it.
05:24He said it.
05:26Another round?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:29Thank you, Kyle.
05:30Hunter to bomb.
05:32And you?
05:32Fon sends it back to Hunter.
05:35Look, look, look.
05:35He's on the TV right now.
05:37Look, look, right now.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:38Okay.
05:39Fon's to Hunter.
05:40Hunter's in front of the net.
05:41And he scores!
05:43A rare goal for Scott Hunter.
05:44Oh, wow.
05:45Right?
05:46He knows your name.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:50Shut the fuck up.
05:50You're going to be polite.
05:51Jesus Christ!
05:55He scored a hat trick last night.
05:57Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:00I just didn't realize that...
06:02We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:08Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:10Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:13You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:15I am.
06:16This is awesome.
06:17I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
06:19Oh, did you watch?
06:20I did, yeah.
06:21I don't usually...
06:22Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:24I'm...
06:24No, I got it.
06:25Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
06:27It was amazing.
06:28He's a huge fan.
06:29But, yeah, I watched last night.
06:32Wow.
06:33Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try
06:38to perfect it.
06:39Okay.
06:41So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:44Anything you'd like different?
06:46Nothing at all.
06:48There you are.
06:50Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
06:52I really can.
06:53Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:00Dude.
07:01And girl.
07:02Was that?
07:02Yes, it fucking was.
07:04Oh.
07:10Sorry I'm late.
07:11No outside food or drink.
07:13Fuck off, Kyle.
07:17And I know the whole smoothie thing is done, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
07:21and it's low-key making me crazy.
07:22Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
07:25Because I am not looking for a date.
07:26Yes.
07:26I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
07:29Could you please listen to me?
07:30Kyle, remote?
07:31Oh.
07:36Extra shrimp.
07:40New York with control of the fucking game.
07:42Now I'm fully listening.
07:43What are you doing?
07:44Just putting the game on.
07:45Elena.
07:45What?
07:46It's a sports bar.
07:47Let's watch sport.
07:49Am I being crazy?
07:50What does Maria say?
07:51She says he's funny.
07:52Me too.
07:53Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:54I'm probably this idiot.
07:56He's not an idiot.
08:00Jesus.
08:01Right?
08:02When's his next home game?
08:05Come on.
08:05If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:06how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:07I don't plan my shifts.
08:09I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:11Saturday.
08:12They play at home again on Saturday.
08:14Are you working?
08:18Fuck.
08:18No.
08:19Fix that.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Hey.
08:30I didn't know if you, uh...
08:34Oh, it's nice to see you.
08:38Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:39Extra banana.
08:47This one's on the house.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49It's above my pay grade.
08:50Management heard you came in.
08:51And no, you may not tip me.
08:53And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:57Okay.
08:59Um...
09:00Uh, may I drink this here?
09:02Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:04Yeah, you totally may.
09:05Little boy.
09:08What's up.
09:09I don't know how much it's going to be gone.
09:11Don't you see me?
09:13Come on.
09:14I'm taking over it.
09:18Nothing.
09:25I don't know how much you're going to be.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:35I don't know how much you're going to be.
09:36you're not worried about breaking your routine no I'm not actually that
09:41obsessive turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer I took a quiz I don't
09:47even think I could be a spree killer what's a spree killer someone who kills
09:51multiple people at the same time but isn't a serial killer is someone who
09:55kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time it's not all at
09:59once how do you know that I read a lot of murder books yeah serial killers make
10:09me feel not obsessive which is a relief well I've read some things about
10:17athletes okay before you say anything else yes I agree and yes there are at
10:20least two guys on my team that possibly off the record yes maybe but no not me
10:26no I swear barely had two concussions okay so what no left sock right sock stop
10:33shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not
10:37CTE stuff that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh
10:41okay that's super comforting listen I know you're more of an hard guy so it's
10:44not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science and just to be clear I'm
10:48not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing I mean you all look like
10:51hot lumberjacks by the end of May
10:59um
11:06do you want to come to my game tonight I have two seats no one's taken so I mean if
11:12if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah I want um fuck man that's crazy thank you super
11:20happy to do it you sure I'm sure
11:29these are better than my company seats I get it it's a really good seat well yeah
11:33they they're his you know we're first date but I think I'm into this what are you
11:39talking about well you're with a girl and he's at work oh my god shut up Elena oh wow
11:46that wasn't it wasn't it to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of
11:51that
11:57wait back for fuck's sake
12:07good job I love you I love you I love you I love you hey Hunter too bad you can't
12:16play at home
12:16every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself Rosanoff all right it's more fun if you're
12:31there
12:32hope next time we play decide to show up
12:37cheap true
12:41starting to sound like them I'm sorry what
12:46you fucking heard me Honda what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you
12:51really don't expect to see especially after the final whistle and especially from Hollander and
12:55Hunter a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road for the album that Shane Hollander
13:00ever thought anybody can tap some grievances there I'm gonna hit a sack yeah here you go handsome
13:06all right have a good day off it's not a day off I'm doing that that catering thing tomorrow yeah
13:11I just you know you get to sleep in for once
13:13until I'm just happy for you it's only night you know I uh I'm proud of your hustle
13:19kiddo you know you can get that to scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no wait good
13:25night night
13:27dad love you love you
13:33motherfucker
13:39what's happening to you uh what's your problem I can't find my my black suit and I have to leave
13:43so so soon
13:44okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
13:48thank you okay hey hey are you okay yeah I'm fine I just I need the money and I can't
13:53fuck this job up
13:54yes and I get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
13:59I love you
14:00yeah you too
14:01yes buddy
14:05I am so sorry
14:07save it
14:13motherfucker
14:15I'm so sorry about that I'm really sorry
14:18oh you're a mess
14:19it's okay it's not my only talks
14:22New York used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a train
14:26it's uh it's really okay
14:28I'm so sorry again
14:29oh bunny
14:32babe I don't know what that was
14:34I know I'm a complete fuck up and I'm sorry
14:36you're not a complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
14:40Art Sean please don't fire me
14:42no one is firing you
14:44just calm down
14:45and get your shit together
14:47okay
14:47okay
14:47I know you need the money baby
14:49yeah
14:49okay
14:50deep breath
14:52inhale
14:53exhale
14:56you think you can handle quiche?
14:58they're dry
15:13hey
15:13hey
15:14hey I am so sorry about earlier
15:16that woman is horrible and I'm the one who should apologize I was standing right in front of the kitchen
15:20door like an idiot
15:21no I'm the idiot you're just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible
15:26full disclosure I hate this food
15:27oh full disclosure I hate serving it
15:31I'm sorry I have to
15:33do you like Mexican food?
15:35yeah of course I'm not a serial killer
15:38or even a spree killer
15:39you sure?
15:41yeah it was the time
15:41but do you have the time to grab a bite with me like when this thing is over?
15:47tonight?
15:48yeah
15:49with you
15:50uh
15:50uh
15:51yeah
15:52yeah okay
15:53yeah
15:54cause there's uh
15:55there's this great place right around the corner and it's open late and
15:58okay
15:58um you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
16:00not even a little
16:20oh
16:29that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:40how would you feel about ordering in
16:55holy shit
17:00oh my god
17:19i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:28do you want a full tour now or uh or i think or
17:41oh
17:47oh
17:48oh
17:48oh
17:48oh
17:49oh
17:57oh
18:03well you are so beautiful
18:12i can't believe you didn't have to be
18:14I'm so into you.
18:16I'm so into you.
18:17I guess I'm thinking about you.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:57What are you doing?
18:59I didn't want to wake you.
19:01And I just thought,
19:02since you have your game tomorrow,
19:03and, you know...
19:12Can you stay?
19:13Okay.
19:14Yeah.
19:17Then stay, please.
19:19Okay.
19:25Okay.
19:27Okay.
19:35Okay.
19:52Did I wake you?
19:53Yeah.
19:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff,
19:57but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
20:03You were very organized, and I thought,
20:05since I'm not working today, but you still have a game,
20:08that you probably still want to.
20:17Um, can I fuck you?
20:22Absolutely.
20:36So, I should probably go.
20:40Hmm.
20:43Um, what if you didn't?
20:47You go?
20:48Yeah.
20:50Like ever?
20:52Fuck.
20:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
21:02Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
21:08And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
21:12Is it okay?
21:13Can I be too intense?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Yeah.
21:19Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
21:25Never brought anyone back here.
21:26Like ever.
21:29Um, yeah.
21:30Yeah, my life is, uh, is complicated.
21:33Yeah, I, I get that.
21:39And I can't, um,
21:43come out, like,
21:46not, not right now.
21:49Too many people depend on me for too much,
21:51and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
21:54And so I just thought I would, um,
21:56I don't know,
21:58wait, I guess.
22:00Yeah, wait till
22:02hockey was over,
22:03and
22:05maybe I could fade away better.
22:09But, uh, yeah.
22:14You, it's just, uh,
22:18I want you so bad.
22:21So bad.
22:24And I know that you barely know me,
22:25so why would you even consider something that's,
22:27that's probably fucked up.
22:28Like, I, I know I'm fucked up.
22:30I get it.
22:30I'm, I'm not pretending.
22:31I'm not.
22:32But I really, really like you.
22:37I want you to stay.
22:39So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
22:44I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
22:48And I, uh,
22:49I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
22:53I, um,
22:56I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
23:02Is, uh,
23:02is that too much?
23:06You can say it if it is,
23:07um,
23:10do say something, though.
23:34I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
23:39And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
23:44Really?
23:45Yeah, really.
23:46Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
23:53Hey.
23:55How was practice?
24:03I don't know,
24:03like, uh,
24:04a few days ago?
24:05Yes,
24:06I sent in the applications.
24:07Yes,
24:08I need to be you.
24:09And yes,
24:09I know we hate Boston.
24:12With Elena,
24:12Dad,
24:13I'm staying with Elena.
24:14So I don't have to schlep to work.
24:16I get to sleep in the next hour.
24:18Fuck yes.
24:20Nothing, Dad.
24:20I'm just watching the game.
24:22Yes,
24:22with Elena.
24:23Oh my God.
24:24I don't like that.
24:33Where has she even been?
24:35Oh, please.
24:36I saw you three days ago.
24:37Single since forever.
24:38Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
24:40This is then.
24:40She gets a man and vanishes.
24:42What a cliche.
24:43I don't have a man.
24:44Hey, kid.
24:45Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please, Kyle.
24:47Oh my God, guys.
24:48He's a customer.
24:49He's not my boyfriend.
24:50I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:52Fuck.
24:53Fuck.
25:00Oh.
25:03Hiya.
25:10Morning, Scott.
25:11Morning, Kip.
25:12The usual, please.
25:13Yeah.
25:15Extra banana.
25:20I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trail.
25:22I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
25:24Not like these, they don't.
25:28Do you really think this is a secret?
25:30What's a secret?
25:33Nothing's happening.
25:34He's just flirting with me or whatever.
25:35He's straight, I think.
25:37Girl.
25:45There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:47Chicken, no feta.
25:49Oh, yeah?
25:49Where?
25:50For me.
25:51I made it.
25:55You did?
25:58I'm not just a pretty face.
26:00Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
26:06What's that?
26:07It's an artist I love.
26:09He has a new shot.
26:09Oh, cool.
26:10Mm-hmm.
26:11I should buy some art.
26:13What?
26:14Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:16No, no, no, no.
26:16You're also a very, very hot body.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:32We don't have to do this.
26:34That's cool.
26:37Okay.
26:44This would look great in the living room.
26:46Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:49I think it would...
26:52I'm sorry.
26:53Sorry, I just...
26:54It's okay.
26:56Um...
26:57Maybe we should...
26:58Amazing, isn't it?
27:00Yeah, it's beautiful.
27:03So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
27:07Oh, I think we're...
27:08Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:09Yeah.
27:10Excuse me.
27:14Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:16No problem.
27:27I'm, uh...
27:28I'm really sorry.
27:29I thought I could do that.
27:31I really thought I could.
27:32I wanted to.
27:33I just...
27:34It's okay.
27:35No, it's done.
27:38I know, it's done.
27:39Come here.
27:39Come here.
27:41Come here.
27:42Come here.
28:03I mean, it's brutal.
28:07I think I'm cursed.
28:09Cursed?
28:10Like, scary old lady cursed?
28:12I know.
28:13I know it's dumb.
28:14But I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:17Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:20Maybe.
28:21Probably.
28:22Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
28:25Like how he blended them?
28:26Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:29Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:31What do you mean?
28:33Oh.
28:35Here.
28:38Okay.
28:40Okay, I know it's dumb.
28:42I know it's dumb.
28:42But I saw them at a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
28:51I love them.
28:52Yeah?
28:52I love them so much.
29:00Can I fuck you?
29:02Absolutely.
29:08Don't think so.
29:18Fuck yes!
29:20If you say it out loud it if you say it out loud it's the curse broken.
29:24Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last seat.
29:32what say it out loud say what okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know
29:45shut up you're in love with him i'm not in love with him you are
29:52have you at least told your dad
29:56for how long now a little over two months oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds
30:04out
30:04that it's scott obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right now okay
30:10he really wants to it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
30:22what's the plan babe i don't i don't know what does your dad think
30:29that i'm fucking some married guy probably kind of wish you were just don't say that please just
30:36please be happy for me
30:41i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
30:43i am gonna be super well behaved for you i only care that you're handsome you bitch
30:50scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too oh i know and he better be ready for me
31:17i'm gonna be a happy현
31:18i know mamy expensive
31:19i'm not going to be in a tuxedo
31:19back in here
31:20back to you
31:20you
31:24back to me
31:24know
31:24me
31:24Hey, Dad.
31:25Oh, my God, you're not dead.
31:27No, I'm alive.
31:28Well, that is a relief.
31:29I didn't want to have to call the war.
31:30You know, I miss you.
31:32I miss you too, Dad.
31:34All right.
31:34Yeah.
31:35Are you going to be making an appearance here at some point in the near future?
31:38Yes, I will.
31:40I'm going to come for dinner this week, I promise.
31:42Perfect.
31:43How's work?
31:44Well, work is fine.
31:45You know, Barry's being a pain in my ass, but...
31:47Well, Barry's an asshole.
31:49No, he hurt his foot, so at least it's something new this time.
31:52Yeah, well, Barry's always been an asshole.
31:53Oh, who taught you to talk like that?
31:55You did.
31:56You taught me to talk like that.
31:57That sounds about right.
32:00And, um, nothing in the mail, right?
32:02Kip, if there was something in the mail, I would not have forgotten about it.
32:06I know, I know.
32:06I just figured I'd check.
32:08Okay.
32:09Don't worry about that.
32:11Okay.
32:11Don't think about that, okay?
32:13It's going to come when it comes.
32:14Look, I'm not going to keep you.
32:15I love you.
32:16All right.
32:17You too, Dad.
32:18You too, Dad.
32:19What?
32:19I love you too, Dad.
32:21There.
32:22I said it.
32:23Oh, my God.
32:23Sorry it's such a struggle.
32:24Okay, bye.
32:25Bye-bye.
32:27Bye-bye.
32:31Bye-bye.
32:35Bye-bye.
32:41Bye-bye.
32:42Bye-bye.
32:44Bye-bye.
32:48Bye-bye.
32:50Bye-bye.
32:58Bye-bye.
33:05Bye-bye.
33:18Stop it.
33:20Stop what?
33:23He's here.
33:24You need to chill out.
33:27My God.
33:29Can I have some of yours?
33:31Yeah, thanks.
33:35Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
33:37I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
33:39Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
33:42What changed?
33:43You mean a nice girl or something?
33:46I think we just found an agreement with the team.
33:49Excuse me, gentlemen.
33:50I think I spotted an old friend.
33:52No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
33:53You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
33:56Your mom especially.
33:57She would have just been thrilled.
34:00Thanks, Tom.
34:01Thanks.
34:02Excuse me.
34:05Hey.
34:07Okay?
34:07Yeah.
34:08Yeah.
34:08I should be used to it.
34:15I'm Kip, right?
34:18Christopher.
34:19Money's all dressed up.
34:20I'm Elena.
34:21Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:22I'm Scott.
34:23Pleasure.
34:23Scott.
34:24You look beautiful.
34:25You both do.
34:27Oh.
34:27Sorry.
34:29Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
34:35Okay.
34:35If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
34:38Yes.
34:39Of course.
34:39Great.
34:40Another beer, Scott?
34:41That'd be lovely.
34:47Are you enjoying the evening?
34:49I am.
34:50Are you?
34:52Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
34:58Touched this perfectly.
34:59Thanks.
35:00And thanks.
35:01I mean, you didn't have to.
35:03I wanted to.
35:07You okay?
35:10Elena knows.
35:12I'm sorry.
35:14Yeah.
35:14I kind of got that.
35:16It's okay.
35:17She's discreet, right?
35:19Yeah, totally.
35:20Totally.
35:20I just...
35:21She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:25It's okay.
35:26Really?
35:27Yeah.
35:31This is so weird.
35:33Yeah.
35:34You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
35:36Not before you dance with me.
35:38Pardon?
35:39I want to dance.
35:40Elena's a killer.
35:43How could I possibly say no?
35:49So, what are your intentions with my kid?
35:52I'm serious.
35:54He's crazy about you.
35:55I'm crazy about him, too.
35:56I really am.
35:58He's also miserable.
36:00Are you miserable, too?
36:03No.
36:06Wait.
36:07What do you mean?
36:08Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:10He's not.
36:11He is.
36:13Eyes on me, handsome.
36:17I'm doing my best.
36:19I...
36:19I love him.
36:20I just can't do better right now.
36:22I...
36:23I've been honest.
36:24I know.
36:25And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
36:30But it's killing him.
36:36I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
36:38I'm really not.
36:39And you seem great.
36:41But he's great, too.
36:46He deserves the best.
36:49He deserves sunshine.
37:01And so do you.
37:09It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:11I know.
37:12I already got the key to her lined up.
37:14Surf and turf.
37:16Because we're not choosing.
37:19You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:21It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:23Mm-hmm.
37:25A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
37:28It's not even really a party.
37:30It's just hanging out or whatever.
37:31Right.
37:33It's a...
37:33It's a gay bar.
37:35But it's not a club.
37:36It's just a bar.
37:37It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
37:39It's too.
37:40And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
37:44As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
37:46I mean, Maria knows.
37:47My friend Sean knows.
37:49They know that you buy smoothies from me.
37:55I can't.
37:58I can't do that.
38:01I wish I could.
38:03I want to.
38:05I want to tell everyone.
38:08I want people to know you're mine.
38:10That I love you.
38:12I love you too.
38:14Soon, maybe.
38:18And in a few years.
38:23I know.
38:24I know how it sounds.
38:26But it'll go by quickly.
38:27I promise.
38:28And then we can be normal.
38:30Like other people.
38:35I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
38:39And I know that they're your family.
38:41And that you feel responsible for them.
38:44And I get that, Scott.
38:45I really, really get that.
38:49But I have a family too.
38:52And I keep lying to them.
38:54And I don't want to.
38:57And I miss them.
38:58I miss my dad.
39:02Sorry.
39:03That's not what I meant.
39:04It's okay.
39:04I know what you meant.
39:09I'm going to go home tonight.
39:12I need to.
39:14I need to.
39:14I need to.
39:29I need to.
39:40I need to.
39:43you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar. But for
39:49those of you who don't know it, here's the short version. My parents were both junior hockey coaches
39:57and they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old. Mercifully for them, they died
40:03instantly. Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed. I didn't have anybody
40:12else to help me. I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my
40:18heart.
40:20St. Thomas filled it with hope. The hope of a new family. Things weren't always easy.
40:28You know, they never are for anybody. But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
40:34First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the admirals.
40:38And I never looked back, because I never had to.
40:44The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
40:50Hockey gave it to me. And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
40:56So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight and for supporting
41:01this cause, because it's not just a scholarship. It's everything that comes with it. It's a whole
41:06world, a whole life. It's everything.
41:30Yeah. Hey, Dad. Hey, buddy. The prodigal son returned home. Look, I got to send the mail here for a
41:37certain someone, and it's pretty heavy.
41:39Oh, well. Hey.
41:47Hey. My boy. Come here. What's up?
41:53Oh. Hey.
41:55I'm sorry.
41:56For what? You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
41:59Oh.
42:02Oh.
42:06There we go, there we go, there we go.
42:07Oh, there we go.
42:09Wow.
42:09No, wait, no, wait. Here's a pretty funny thing.
42:12And a bullfucker ride to Graswold.
42:14I love you, man.
42:17Yay.
42:17Yay.
42:18Yay.
42:20I lost the price of me, yeah.
42:23I lost the price of me, yeah.
42:24I lost the price of me, yeah.
42:26I lost the price of me, yeah.
42:26I lost the price of me, yeah.
42:32I lost the price.
42:44Hey.
42:44Good dress, man.
42:45It's a gold medal fucking game.
42:47Yeah, totally.
42:49Nice.
42:50Nice.
42:56All right.
42:58Again.
Comments