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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:11I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:15There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24for the longest days necessary.
00:26You fell as far as you could without getting bounced.
00:29You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I didn't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01But you won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:05Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day for the
01:14next six months.
01:15I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr.
01:20Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas Lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:45Even though last time it took him over a week to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in.
01:51Okay?
01:52It'll be done by fire.
01:53Oh.
01:54Luna, my savior, room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:15Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19Spent the last five years working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:22No point.
02:23It's nothing compared to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me.
02:28Tell them I got carried off by a twister.
02:33Um, nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in, which you should probably go do now or
02:43else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today.
03:19Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:23What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure.
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake that he
03:35will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handy.
03:50Good morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
03:59I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah.
04:20Yeah, just, um, you have heard this.
04:24Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may?
04:28There's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51You just had to see me or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
04:59No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour and you're being radio silent so I have
05:10to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry
05:20pictures of relationship quizzes from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:24So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:34Okay.
05:36Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:37Mm-hmm.
05:44Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:51No, ma'am.
05:52Then rethink your approach.
05:54Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe?
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:30I don't understand.
06:31You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie and take the lead on every
06:35call
06:36we get.
06:36And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say boot?
06:44I'm just going to stick with ma'am.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:58No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:05Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07Your freak is safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11No, no, but seriously, I have no freak rents.
07:147-1-15-211-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:21Hit it, super freak.
07:46Police.
07:51Police!
07:53Police!
08:04Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in, stole all of our equipment
08:16and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the tie.
08:21It's called Dropout TV. We do shows based around improv comedy. I own the comedy.
08:26Oh, there he goes. He owns the place. He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful. Sorry. No. Sorry. We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them separately.
08:42Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow, okay, yeah. Um, I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me, for I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom. You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime. I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous. I did the crime. No, I didn't. I'm panicking. I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today. I probably did some of my best,
09:18most important work of my career. My Dame Judy butthole bit? Killed.
09:21Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham. I'm here to rob
09:32your place. Or, or maybe he was, uh, uh, an Appalachian hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first? No.
09:41Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this. Like, which version is funnier? A
09:47guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egrets? And don't answer yet. I have
09:55to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety. I want to suck your
10:03blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me. The suspect's license plate? No, my Dame Judy butthole bit. Do you
10:10mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me. And then I start a dropout TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi, I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when
10:23they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you. No, uh, you're the drone kid. Dax, Dan.
10:28Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone? He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Reich in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes. Am I the only
10:38one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39We had an HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A. My mom always wanted to be a hand
10:49model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics, lovely people, while, uh, I went to graduate high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors. Assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time, what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it. I feel like...
11:05No, no, no. If someone were to do that...
11:06Alright, we're gonna go pick him up and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:18Um, tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:25Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner and not just wait for
11:32dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble, the calls they choose can be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting! Watch out! He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53And after that call.
11:54Mm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot
12:14sun for the next five hours.
12:17Right.
12:19I mean, uh, good answer.
12:21Let's look for a closer call.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery? Hot damn, we're taking that one, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in more minutes.
12:37And given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:51So the route they would take to escape would be...
12:53They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos up Los Angeles
12:58traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01George Street.
13:19Eze!
13:20Show me Eze!
13:24Please.
13:28Please help.
13:29I think she's dying.
13:34It's just time.
13:39Okay, we have two GSW victims, patient number one GSW in the left upper quadrant abdomen,
13:44now worstly distended and firmed, critically unstable, recommend OR stat.
13:48I'll stay with you.
13:49Sounds right.
13:50You investigating this one?
13:51No, we are.
13:52That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
13:55I am just a lowly patrol officer.
13:58You're still a detective, but I get your point.
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:03No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:05Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:08Their robber disappeared when the shooting started,
14:10must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:12then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:14We're pulling security footage now.
14:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm, good.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it.
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
14:34and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse,
14:37fire you.
14:40Yeah, Lieutenant.
14:41Hey, um, you all right?
14:43I mean, other than uniform.
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:48Penn is in there watching over them
14:49while they get prepped for surgery.
14:50You here to see Luna?
14:51Yeah, I'm on.
14:52Take her out to lunch.
14:53Oh, that's sweet.
14:55Oh, well, yeah.
14:57Excuse me.
15:05Luna.
15:06Hey, what are you doing here?
15:08Thought I'd take my wife to lunch?
15:10Oh, that's so sweet.
15:12But Oliver is about to do his assessments,
15:14and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
15:17You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
15:20than a normal person wants to see in a day.
15:23You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:25Good point.
15:27I shouldn't be too late.
15:29Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:33I can keep it.
15:34Yes.
15:36Oh, my God.
15:36It really was sweet.
15:38You came to take me to lunch.
15:40Um, look, Luna, um...
15:44Hey, we need help.
15:46Let me guess.
15:47You're glued together.
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know.
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:54Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
15:58that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
16:03No, no, no, no.
16:05She was just caressing my face while you choked her.
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:12I'm going to go get the doctor.
16:14Wait, wait.
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:20I wish that I could.
16:50Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you.
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day.
16:54I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:57By telling her to not contact me,
17:00I want to have a relationship with your mother.
17:03But not whatever this has become.
17:05All right, I'll text her.
17:06No, hey, come on, please.
17:07Call her today, okay?
17:09An actual human conversation.
17:15Peter.
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:23How convenient timing,
17:25given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:30The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:34Yet you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:38The sheer amount of things happening on a single day,
17:40number in the sextillions.
17:43Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:44No, it's not.
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:48And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people,
17:52I'm probably way underestimating.
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:57There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
18:00It's over one per billion per person.
18:04So given that scale,
18:05me losing a wallet,
18:07a criminal picking it up,
18:08and then dropping it at a crime scene
18:10isn't unlikely.
18:11Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup
18:14and see if the victims can identify you.
18:17That's fair.
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:23Quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:27There's 53,000 species.
18:29They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:33Not today, though, right?
18:34No.
18:35Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:46It's just like the movies.
18:48With as much diversity.
18:51Check, test.
18:53All right.
18:53We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery
18:57may or may not be among them.
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually
19:02if you recognize anyone.
19:04But do not compare notes
19:06and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, Daddy.
19:13Okay, the guy that's number one
19:15looks like a tech bro
19:16that speaks about himself in the third person
19:17and he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose.
19:21Smoochie!
19:22Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like,
19:23hey, I'm Chad.
19:24I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club
19:27and I don't understand
19:28why my Native American Halloween costume's so offensive.
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights
19:32chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:34Stop drinking a load
19:35if your two snakes are in the house.
19:37Okay, guys, let's try to focus.
19:39I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:40Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks,
19:45but these guys are the same basic size.
19:48You know, I feel like I might recognize
19:49the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground.
20:00Okay, I'm going to press with the performance.
20:02I could use a little more pizzazz.
20:03Okay, I don't want to give a line read,
20:05but there's like a hundred guys in LA
20:06that could do a better job than that.
20:07So, question,
20:08can you just sort of make them say
20:10whatever you want?
20:11No, they're only going to say
20:12what was said at the robbery.
20:14You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:16Contestant number one,
20:17can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech
20:19from The Fugitive?
20:19No, contestant number one.
20:21Suspect number one,
20:22you do not have to do that.
20:23I would like it if you did.
20:25I would like it if you did.
20:26I'll do it.
20:27Yes.
20:28I love The Fugitive.
20:30Floor's all yours.
20:32What I want out of each and every one of you
20:34is a hard target search
20:36of every gas station,
20:38residence,
20:39warehouse,
20:40farmhouse,
20:40henhouse,
20:41outhouse,
20:42and doghouse in that area.
20:44He's really good.
20:46That's really good.
20:47Bravo.
20:48Bravo.
20:50Can we see a chemistry read
20:52between four and two?
20:53Okay, okay, okay.
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals
20:56from the robbery?
20:57I mean, if we say yes,
20:59can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No.
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:04That would equal six.
21:08It's odd.
21:09Super glue usually comes off
21:10with a bit of acetone.
21:11Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope.
21:13Yes.
21:15I think it was like an acetone-resistant blend.
21:20Heavy-duty stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22I can't really remember the exact name.
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort,
21:26but without identifying the exact adhesive you use,
21:28I'm not sure how else to proceed.
21:30Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:32Uh, no.
21:33Not really.
21:34I'm happy to do it.
21:35Give me your address.
21:36No, that's not necessary.
21:37That's super nice, though.
21:38Oh, my God, the nicest.
21:40But we just,
21:41we couldn't ask that of you.
21:42Listen up, you are glued to my wife.
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her
21:46this long is me.
21:48So give me your address.
21:50Unless there's something at your house
21:51you don't want me to see.
21:53There's something that has to do with this, perhaps?
21:57I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:01Oh, my God.
22:03Crazy.
22:04The question is,
22:05why are the two of you covered with them?
22:10So, Finley is out of surgery.
22:12We should be able to talk to her soon.
22:14But the girlfriend, Ava,
22:16she died on the table.
22:18Damn.
22:19Hard way to learn not to rob a bank
22:21with the former Green Beret
22:22working as a security guard.
22:23Damn.
22:24Hey, as my rookie,
22:26shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah.
22:31I had to give it a shot.
22:32Mm-hmm.
22:33All right, I requested an officer
22:34to come watch over Finley
22:35and she should get back out on patrol.
22:37Actually, we have been asked
22:38to take a first run
22:39at interviewing Finley.
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds
22:42combing through bank footage
22:43trying to figure out
22:44how the third robber escaped.
22:46And as our former partner,
22:48future partner,
22:49yeah, she trusts her detective skills.
22:52Exactly.
22:53And unfortunately for you,
22:55I still need my T.O.
22:56to show me how it's done.
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here,
23:00but you're a literal expert
23:01at interrogating suspects
23:03and I'm not.
23:06Only way to become an expert
23:08is to do the work.
23:09And as someone whose instincts
23:11are to turn everything up to an 11,
23:13I am curious to see
23:14how you handle something
23:15that requires nuance and delicacy.
23:26Hey.
23:26Hey.
23:27How long has she been awake?
23:28A couple minutes.
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't.
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure.
23:38What's the worst mistake
23:39I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition.
23:43You versus her.
23:44You guys are on the same side.
23:46Yes, ma'am.
23:46Got it. Thanks.
23:51Finley,
23:53I'm Officer Penn.
23:54This is Detective Harper.
23:56We brought you in.
23:57Yeah, I remember.
23:59Josefa,
24:00no one will tell me.
24:02I'm sorry,
24:03but
24:04she didn't survive the surgery.
24:06She had lost too much blood.
24:11No.
24:13No.
24:14Why did he have to shoot her?
24:16He didn't have to shoot her.
24:18Our guns weren't real.
24:19But they looked real.
24:21People were terrified.
24:24That's not fair.
24:25She only did it because of me.
24:31Why?
24:32I've seen your history.
24:34It's spotless.
24:35I couldn't even dream
24:36of getting into Stafford.
24:39Be grateful.
24:41You want to know
24:42why we robbed that bank?
24:44I am $200,000 in debt.
24:47And that's after spending
24:49the last three years
24:49trying to pay off the loan.
24:51It's higher now
24:52than it was when I started.
24:54What hope did we have
24:55had a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs
24:59just to barely
25:00stay above water.
25:02Listen, I get it.
25:04I lived in my car
25:05until a few months ago.
25:06Debt is no joke.
25:07And it could impact
25:08how the DA's office
25:09decides to prosecute you.
25:12But if you want
25:13any hope of leniency,
25:15any,
25:16you need to tell us
25:17who your other partner
25:17was in the robbery.
25:18It was just me and Ava.
25:20We know that there was
25:21a third person
25:21that got away.
25:22We're going to find
25:23them eventually.
25:24But you have an opportunity
25:25to help yourself here.
25:26I strongly urge you
25:27take it.
25:29I don't deserve help.
25:32Dave is dead
25:33because of me.
25:40Hey,
25:41what are you doing here?
25:42Hey,
25:43dropout guys
25:43made me drive them.
25:44Something about a lineup?
25:45Right,
25:46but
25:47they left.
25:48Are you kidding?
25:50That's why
25:50Sam asked for
25:51the minivan keys.
25:53Okay.
25:53Sorry,
25:54can your mom
25:54pick you up?
25:55Yeah,
25:55I can call her.
25:56Did they help you
25:57at all with the lunch?
25:59No.
25:59Stupid question.
26:00Those guys would have
26:01gone down with the Titanic
26:02because they were too busy
26:03making fun of the orchestra
26:04to get on a lifeboat.
26:06Look,
26:06don't take this the wrong way,
26:07but why do you
26:08work with those guys?
26:10They pay me
26:10surprisingly well.
26:12Uh,
26:12Nolan,
26:13I'm sorry.
26:13Are you free?
26:14Yeah,
26:14I can be.
26:15I'll see you later?
26:16Yep.
26:18So,
26:19Greg just called.
26:20Luna is currently glued
26:21to a couple
26:22who appears to be
26:23manufacturing and selling
26:24ghost guns.
26:25The judge just signed off
26:26on a warrant for us
26:27to go inside
26:27and take a look at their house.
26:28While they remain glued to Luna?
26:30That's gonna have to be
26:31our secondary assignment,
26:32identifying the adhesive
26:33they've been using
26:34to assemble the ghost guns
26:35so we can get them
26:36all separated.
26:37And who are these people?
26:38Uh,
26:39Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
26:41Neither of them
26:42have a criminal record,
26:43but at one point or another
26:44they've both filed
26:45restraining orders
26:46against each other.
26:47I checked out
26:47their social media.
26:48They are both gun enthusiasts,
26:49obviously in a toxic relationship
26:51who share an inability
26:52to think things through.
26:53Wow.
26:54Yeah.
26:54Today is an odd one.
26:56Right?
26:56Wait, why?
26:57What's going on with you?
26:58I can't even explain.
26:59Not without crying.
27:00Lares,
27:01we're on the move.
27:02Coming.
27:03I, uh,
27:04let Mark Wyatt go.
27:05His girlfriend corroborated
27:07his story of him
27:08losing his wallet yesterday
27:09and he was very
27:10understanding about
27:11our confusion
27:12and happy to get his wallet
27:13back once we had it fingerprinted.
27:15Hmm.
27:15Yeah.
27:15Hey, uh,
27:16you want to ride with me?
27:17Ooh.
27:18Can I?
27:20Traitor.
27:26So did he call his mom?
27:27I don't know.
27:29I don't think so.
27:30I don't have much confidence
27:32that even if he does,
27:33it'll make things better.
27:34Mm-hmm.
27:35Okay,
27:36we're coming up to it.
27:37Thanks.
27:42Oh.
27:43You know what?
27:44Let's, uh,
27:45let's back up a little.
27:57What's up?
27:58Three guys are moving stuff
27:59out of that greenhouse
28:00around the corner.
28:05And by stuff,
28:06you mean guns?
28:07Among other things.
28:08So do we want to go
28:09right at them
28:10or try something more subtle?
28:12A little bit of both.
28:36On the ground.
28:37Step away from the van.
28:38On the ground.
28:40Arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not
28:44have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found
28:52our adhesive.
28:53Ooh, I wouldn't,
28:53I wouldn't touch that.
28:54Good idea.
28:55Hey, guys,
28:56I got this out here.
28:57Go inside,
28:58clear the house.
29:00Nolan sent a photo
29:01of the glue.
29:02Thank God.
29:03Oh, did he, uh,
29:04did he see anything else
29:05while he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got
29:09the exact epoxy
29:10that he used.
29:11Great.
29:16Um,
29:18by the way,
29:19earlier in the day,
29:20I found these
29:21in the bathroom.
29:22You wouldn't happen
29:22to know who they
29:23belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:25I've been looking
29:25everywhere for these.
29:26Where'd you say
29:27you found them?
29:27Um,
29:28found the hall.
29:38Finley!
29:38Grandma!
29:39Finley!
29:40Sorry, I'm sorry.
29:41You can't go in there.
29:42You can't go in there.
29:43The hell I can't.
29:44You're gonna have to
29:44shoot me to stop me.
29:45Hey, ma'am, ma'am,
29:46hold on one second.
29:47Your granddaughter
29:48has been arrested
29:49for a very serious crime.
29:50My granddaughter
29:50has also been shot,
29:52and I am the only family
29:53she's got,
29:54so you are gonna
29:55let me into that room.
29:56Yes, ma'am,
29:57we can do that,
29:58but I need you
29:59to do something for me.
30:00Finley can help herself
30:01by telling us the truth
30:02about what happened.
30:03Finley needs a lawyer.
30:05I've got one on the way.
30:06Now let me see her!
30:08Of course,
30:08but Detective Harper
30:09is gonna pat you down
30:10and hold on to your purse.
30:12Whatever.
30:14Arms up.
30:18Oh!
30:31Ava's dead.
30:33What?
30:35Oh, baby.
30:37I'm so sorry.
30:39I'm so sorry.
30:40What's going on?
30:41Uh,
30:42Finley's grandma
30:43just got here.
30:44Great.
30:45I don't need
30:45to make a separate trip.
30:46When the feds
30:47finished processing
30:47the prints
30:48from the bank,
30:48one set stood out.
30:50Although,
30:50the last bank she robbed
30:52was in 1983.
30:53Get out.
30:54Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah,
30:56she did a nickel for it.
30:57Got out
30:58and never robbed
30:58another bank.
30:59Until today.
31:04Maeve?
31:11It's all my fault.
31:13They did everything
31:14right in life.
31:15And still,
31:16they were struggling
31:17so much.
31:19It wasn't right.
31:22Put your hands
31:23behind the back.
31:23No, please.
31:28It wasn't right.
31:36Finally.
31:38So much better.
31:41All right.
31:43Good news is
31:44that you're free.
31:45And this is the bad news.
31:47All right.
31:48If you could just
31:49turn around.
31:50Turn around.
31:52Hands on your head.
31:58Can't be on your back.
32:03Must have missed some.
32:05Brr.
32:12Hey.
32:13Are you still
32:14waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah,
32:16she's busy.
32:17I said she'd get me
32:17when she's free.
32:18She couldn't think of
32:19a safer place
32:20for me to wait.
32:21Okay.
32:21What about your dad?
32:22Oh, he's only
32:23break glass in case
32:23of emergency.
32:24Right.
32:25Well, I just finished
32:27with an arrest
32:27so I can give you
32:28a ride home.
32:29Great.
32:30Can we go with
32:31the lights and the
32:32syrens?
32:33No, but I'll let you
32:34use the radio
32:34to tell dispatch
32:35she has a sexy voice.
32:36Really?
32:37No.
32:40Is that your mom?
32:40No, it's Sam.
32:42Where's our equipment?
32:43You weren't supposed
32:44to steal it for real.
32:46I'm not paying you
32:46unless you bring it back.
32:49Second text.
32:50Ha ha, whoops.
32:51Sorry.
32:51That message
32:52wasn't for you.
32:53Please don't share
32:54it with anyone.
32:55Prayer hands emoji.
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right.
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes.
33:02But he only does
33:03entertainment law.
33:05That's not going
33:06to help you.
33:06Look, not only
33:07did you make
33:08false statements
33:09to police,
33:09which is punishable
33:10by up to six months
33:11in prison,
33:12but you also endangered
33:13yourself and your employees.
33:15Look, I am so sorry.
33:17We do crazy stunts
33:18for our shows all the time.
33:20I thought I was hiring
33:21actors to play robbers.
33:23They were supposed
33:24to interrupt our game show
33:25with a fake robbery
33:25and then return all of our stuff
33:26a few hours later.
33:27I never thought
33:28a casting breakdown
33:29for armed robbers
33:30would attract actual
33:31armed robbers.
33:35And then I was
33:36too embarrassed
33:37to say anything
33:37and now I fully realize
33:40the error of my ways.
33:41Which is great,
33:43but it will still be up
33:45to the DA's office
33:45as to whether
33:46they want to press charges.
33:47I can't go to jail.
33:48I couldn't even
33:49handle sleepaway camp.
33:50Look, let's just start
33:52with arresting
33:53the two men
33:54that robbed you.
33:55I'm assuming you have
33:56names and numbers.
33:57I have their Venmos.
33:59Let's start with that.
34:00Okay.
34:02Robber 88.
34:03Okay, well,
34:04I should have seen
34:05that one coming.
34:20All right.
34:21What a way to end shift.
34:22As a thank you,
34:23paperwork can be turned
34:24into the top of the day
34:25tomorrow.
34:25I'll even add an hour
34:26of OT for those
34:27who want to come in early.
34:28That's great.
34:28Hey, did you call
34:29your mother?
34:32I'm going to...
34:33Yeah, don't we have to...
34:34Right behind you.
34:39I'm sorry.
34:41I think I just need
34:42to get some closure.
34:43That's okay.
34:45Look, why don't we
34:46clock out
34:46and we'll talk
34:46about it at home.
34:47Okay.
34:49I don't know about you,
34:51but all I'm thinking
34:52about is a hot bath
34:54and 12 hours of sleep.
34:55Sounds nice.
34:59Are you okay?
35:03I'm okay.
35:05I thought I could
35:08broach this
35:09in one delicate way,
35:10but after the day
35:10we had,
35:12I think it's better
35:13just to come out
35:14and say it.
35:17Is there something
35:17going on with you
35:18and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me
35:22of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you
35:23of anything.
35:26But after seeing
35:27the way you two
35:28act together
35:30and finding his
35:32things in your car,
35:36that's one real truth.
35:40First of all,
35:42you have to believe me
35:43when I say that
35:44nothing has happened
35:45between us.
35:46Second of all,
35:48I do feel something
35:50for him.
35:53I wasn't looking
35:55for it.
35:56In our whole marriage,
35:57I've never even
35:58thought about
35:59anyone else,
36:00but this past year,
36:02the world has
36:03opened up for me.
36:05I finished school.
36:06I got this job.
36:07You met another man.
36:09It is not that simple.
36:11Am I attracted to him?
36:14Yes.
36:15But that doesn't mean
36:15that I was planning
36:16on acting on it.
36:17Doesn't mean you weren't.
36:18Otherwise,
36:19you would have said that.
36:20Wait, please.
36:21I'm...
36:23I'm trying to be honest
36:24and I'm making
36:25a mess of it
36:26because I don't...
36:27I don't really know
36:28how I feel.
36:30I...
36:31If you hadn't
36:32confronted me
36:32about Oliver,
36:33there's a good chance
36:34I would have worked
36:34through all of this
36:35without you ever knowing.
36:36I do know.
36:40It's breaking my heart.
36:48So what you need
36:49to tell me
36:51is that whatever
36:52it is you feel
36:54for this man,
36:56it's over
36:58as of now.
37:02And your hesitation
37:03gives me my answer.
37:04Here, take this.
37:05Wait.
37:06I need to take a walk.
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know.
37:18So,
37:19officially end of shift?
37:21Did you decide
37:22whether or not
37:23I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear
37:25your thoughts first.
37:28Okay.
37:28Well, I think
37:29I made some real progress today.
37:31Even though it wasn't
37:32close to perfect.
37:33Stop.
37:34You do know
37:35not everything is about you,
37:36right?
37:36I don't want to hear
37:37your own self-analysis.
37:38I want to hear
37:39what you thought
37:40about me,
37:41your rookie.
37:42Oh.
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46All right.
37:48I'd say you're
37:48pretty knowledgeable
37:49for a rookie officer.
37:51You have natural instincts.
37:53Though I can sometimes
37:54feel your urge
37:54to take over,
37:55I appreciate
37:56that you don't.
37:57Your willingness
37:58to trust your T.O.
37:59and give him
37:59a second chance,
38:00even when you think
38:01you might know better,
38:02when you most definitely
38:03do know better.
38:06it's admirable.
38:09Okay, thanks.
38:11Now it's your turn, right?
38:14So what does that mean?
38:15Do I get to stay
38:16or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow.
38:26Happy birthday!
38:28Woo!
38:28We wanted to do
38:29something special
38:30to celebrate
38:30your first day
38:31back on patrol.
38:33You guys,
38:34you,
38:35you are terrible,
38:38wonderful people,
38:38and I love you.
38:40We love you too,
38:41and you're gonna
38:42get through this.
38:43Wow, you guys,
38:44you really did not
38:45have to do this,
38:45but I'm glad
38:47that you did.
38:48It's not something
38:49I ever would have
38:49thought to celebrate.
38:50To be fair,
38:51you are not big
38:52on festivities
38:53of any kind.
38:53I only found out
38:54when your birthday was
38:55because I called your mama.
38:55And I am still
38:56kind of mad at you
38:57for that.
38:58Me too,
38:58and so is Wesley.
39:01Okay, so I assume
39:02that this is not
39:02just decorations,
39:03that there are
39:04some sort of sustenance
39:05and possible adult beverages.
39:08I'm on it.
39:09Thank you guys
39:09for being here.
39:11But just to clarify,
39:12I do want to be
39:14in my bed
39:14in an hour.
39:15Oh yeah,
39:16we'll be long on.
39:17Yeah.
39:19Okay.
39:21All right, Mom.
39:22Bye.
39:24I did it?
39:25It is handled.
39:27That took too long
39:29to happen easy.
39:30Is she okay?
39:31Are you okay?
39:32Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:33Okay.
39:34It actually, no,
39:34it went a lot easier
39:36than expected.
39:36She understood
39:37the whole boundaries
39:38issue pretty quickly
39:39and acknowledged
39:40that she can get
39:41overexcited.
39:42Doesn't blame you or me,
39:43just blames technology
39:44for being too fun
39:46to experience alone.
39:47Wow.
39:48Okay, it sounds
39:49like it went great.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Well, what took
39:52so long then?
39:53We started talking
39:54about a lot of other stuff.
39:54Like what?
39:56Nosy.
39:57Come on,
39:57tell me,
39:57if you want to tell me.
39:59Um, work,
40:02childhood memories,
40:04you.
40:05It was nice.
40:07Yeah.
40:08I bet you guys
40:09have a lot
40:09to catch up on.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Yeah,
40:12what she did,
40:12she told me all
40:13about her weekly trips
40:14to the farmer's market.
40:16Oh,
40:16and she told me
40:16all about her friend,
40:17Linda,
40:17who has been acting like,
40:19and this is
40:20in my mother's words,
40:21a shrewd bitch
40:22with a stick shoved
40:23so far a press.
40:24Yeah,
40:25I heard about Linda,
40:25and honestly,
40:26I agree with your mother.
40:27She has to go.
40:28How'd you hear about that?
40:29That was not
40:29on the group chat.
40:32Nope.
40:34I...
40:35I'm...
40:37I am on a separate
40:38group thread
40:39with just your mom
40:40and Jenny.
40:41You are unbelievable.
40:42Wait, no,
40:43stop.
40:43To be fair,
40:44I did not start that one.
40:45Jenny did,
40:46but now I have
40:47two of my main sources
40:48for vintage Tim photos
40:49in the same place,
40:50so that's very nice for me.
40:51Oh, God.
40:52Okay, so do I have
40:52to talk to Jenny now, too?
40:53No, no,
40:55but if you have
40:56that powder blue
40:58prom suit
40:58lying around,
41:00that would be nice.
41:01Okay, I'm sure
41:01I could dig it up
41:03from somewhere.
41:03Wow.
41:04Yeah.
41:15Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom.
41:21I thought you couldn't
41:22be over another week.
41:23I moved some things around.
41:25Are you naked under there?
41:26100%.
41:26With the caveat
41:28that I have to go back
41:29in 36 hours.
41:31We can get a lockdown
41:32in 36 hours.
41:33We can.
41:38Just one.
41:40Yes, sir.
41:41Is everything all right?
41:42No.
41:44Luna and I
41:45are in a bad place.
41:49I don't
41:50know what our future
41:52looks like.
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar
41:55where I'll be staying
41:56for who knows how long.
41:58It sounds like
41:59you need some company.
42:00I'll be right there.
42:01Thanks.
42:04Maybe not right there.
42:06Hey, John.
42:07He won't be any more sad
42:08in 40 minutes
42:09than he would have been
42:09in 20 minutes.
42:10This is true.
42:14I tried.
42:38I tried.
42:49Damn it.
42:50Damn it.
42:50Damn it.
42:50Damn it.
42:50Damn it.
42:51Damn it.
42:52Damn it.
42:53Damn it.
42:54Damn it.
42:55Damn it.
42:56Damn it.
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